a clever one - no one will suspect there’s a whole Raspberry Pi inside that mouse, the network admins won’t remove it because it’s too gross, and the cleaners aren’t allowed within 10ft of any network cabinets so the attacker gains +5 persistence by default.
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RayJW@sh.itjust.works · 57 pts · 1y
MITM - Mouse in the Middle
Lemmist@lemm.ee · 51 pts · 1y
fartsparkles@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y
Rat Assisted Takeover
thr0w4w4y2@sh.itjust.works · 23 pts · 1y
a clever one - no one will suspect there’s a whole Raspberry Pi inside that mouse, the network admins won’t remove it because it’s too gross, and the cleaners aren’t allowed within 10ft of any network cabinets so the attacker gains +5 persistence by default.
Atlusb@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 1y
A high fibre diet
calmnchaos@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 1y
Packet Sniffer/Nibbler
manmachine@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y
no fear, it’s just an optical mouse
ThatGuyNamedZeus@feddit.org · 14 pts · 1y
A RAT...installed on the network level
tenchiken@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 13 pts · 1y
Coordinated High-speed Optical Media Protocol Subterfuge.
C.H.O.M.P.S.
MTK@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
No attack, just the new intern
Atlusb@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
FTTM or Fibre To The Mouse
SkyezOpen@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
Network rat.
pr0sp3kt@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 1y
I'm gonna cut the fun. DoS.
thedeadwalking4242@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
Idea: train 100000 mice to eat Ethernet cables, step 2 release
shneancy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
they don't need training, just gotta find the cable chompers among them and there you go
source: my rats once ate my fiber cable >:| and i know rodents in general enjoy the rubbery feel cables give them
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Nature's little backhoes.
Voxel@programming.dev · 1 pts · 301d
Rodents teets are constantly growing. For shortening teets they need to chew on something. Probably cables are very good for chewing.
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
mouse jiggler
OneOrTheOtherDontAskMe@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
A BiteForce attack, of course.
damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
RAT trap.
mehdi_benadel@lemmy.balamb.fr · 5 pts · 1y
Mouse in the middle
friend_of_satan@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
His doctor said he needed more fiber in his diet.
Hupf@feddit.org · 3 pts · 1y
A wired mouse obviously.
whygohomie@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Rat CAT corruption or rcc
zstg@programming.dev · 2 pts · 1y
Why it's a RAT of course
riodoro1@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
I hope that poor thing is wearing eye protection
rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y
Friend.