Anon's calendar is incomplete

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sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml · 123 pts · 1y

This is what big calender has taken from us to save printing costs. Never let them make you forget logsday.

don@lemm.ee · 106 pts · 1y (7 replies)

8 days in a week

Stupid fuckin anon pretending like fuckin Pimsday and Churbisday just somehow magically fuckin aren’t.

Kusimulkku@lemm.ee · 21 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Pimsday, brought to you by Pimm's No. 1 Cup

Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 1y (2 replies)

What are you supposed to drink that stuff with?

Kusimulkku@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 1y

A summer long drink, the Pimm's cup is made with Pimm's No. 1 Cup, an English-style (clear and carbonated) lemonade, lemon or lime juice and various chopped garnishes, particularly apple, cucumber, orange, lemon, strawberry and mint or borage, though mint is more common. Ginger ale or ginger beer is used as a common substitute for lemonade. All liquid ingredients are added to a highball glass with ice, followed by garnishes.

Got me interested ever since I heard about it in Boardwalk Empire

_stranger_@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

regret.

(Kidding, it's delicious)

Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Is it Pimm's o'clock already?

prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Don’t get me started on Plurday

Zink@programming.dev · 6 pts · 1y

Plurday is when me and the boys go to the clurb.

ocean@lemmy.selfhostcat.com · 53 pts · 1y (26 replies)

I don’t get it

InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world · 78 pts · 1y (7 replies)

The government disappeared Logsday. Just like they keep taking my dog's turds from my yard.

SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de · 56 pts · 1y (6 replies)

no, sorry. the turd thing is me

minibyte@sh.itjust.works · 24 pts · 1y (4 replies)
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SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de · 24 pts · 1y (1 reply)

hey, nobody else was eating them

dumbass@leminal.space · 8 pts · 1y

I was saving them for a snack later! This is why we need to label things!

BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Turdglar

Lumidaub@feddit.org · 4 pts · 1y

who turgled

slaacaa@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Yummy

yunxiaoli@sh.itjust.works · 42 pts · 1y (6 replies)

This is almost definitely a shit post from /x/ targeting the mandela effect or similar.

Kusimulkku@lemm.ee · 14 pts · 1y (5 replies)

Could also just be a joke. Or both

yunxiaoli@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 1y (4 replies)

All shit posts are jokes.

Cruxifux@feddit.nl · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Shit posts are not jokes. Shit posts are serious business.

EvilCartyen@feddit.dk · 5 pts · 1y

Implying jokes aren't serious business.... Puhlease

Kusimulkku@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

It's possible it's not a shitpost

jabathekek@sopuli.xyz · 10 pts · 1y

It's possible it's a schizopost.

Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works · 17 pts · 1y

We have forgotten

agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 1y (9 replies)

They come from a parallel universe where the lunar month is about 4 days longer than ours.

LostXOR@fedia.io · 5 pts · 1y (8 replies)
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Lumidaub@feddit.org · 4 pts · 1y (7 replies)

What why? Their moon is still the same size and while orbiting their same size Earth it moves between that Earth and their same size sun to cast a shadow on that Earth. Wouldn't it?

LostXOR@fedia.io · 7 pts · 1y (6 replies)
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Lumidaub@feddit.org · 3 pts · 1y (5 replies)

Okay, makes sense, but isn't the distance between Earth and the moon uh... shri.... grow... changing over time? So at some point in the past or future (or maybe even currently?), the distance would have been / would be the correct one for total eclipses.

LostXOR@fedia.io · 1 pts · 1y (4 replies)
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Lumidaub@feddit.org · 2 pts · 1y

So just like we happen to live in that precise time where total eclipses are possible, the Logday people may have lived or may one day live in a time where the moon is the right distance. No need to pity those fuckers.

LostXOR@fedia.io · 50 pts · 1y
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Object@sh.itjust.works · 32 pts · 1y (1 reply)

6 work days per week

Society improved since then

ItzzMe@midwest.social · 23 pts · 1y

one could also suppose that logsday was a free day, and the evil spooky shadow government removed it to make us work more

superkret@feddit.org · 31 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Penis Inspection Day is missing too.

VitoRobles@lemmy.today · 9 pts · 1y

You had it weekly?

Ours was just once a year and often in the dark corners of the school. For privacy i think.

driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br · 26 pts · 1y

Caturday is also missing 😿

arotrios@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 1y

Anon missed log day...

Etterra@discuss.online · 23 pts · 1y

Reminds me of when the colors purange and grurple disappeared back in the late 80s. Life hasn't been the same since. And didn't get me started on when bludini vanished.

tetris11@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 1y

First they stole our St Monday, and we said nothing. Then they stole our Logsday and we said nothing. Finally they stole my gameboy, and that's when I got mad