Cloudy with a chance of fire

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/157547147

Also:

  • TV too high and too close
  • Unexpected Star Wars
  • The writing is on the wall for that bathroom
  • Guess what horrors are hiding on the hob
72 points · 19 comments · view on lemmy.world

19 Comments

vext01@lemmy.sdf.org · 16 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Also a stomach turning quote on the bathroom wall.

fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk · 7 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Looks like it says:
"If I've made a bubble in your bath, I'd lick your bum and make you laugh"

crank0271@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Close, but somehow that's even worse than how I'm reading it: "If I was a bubble in your bath I'd tickle your bum and make you laugh"

fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk · 7 pts · 1y

That's probably correct. Still a bit weird, but not quite as weird.

reddig33@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y

Ugh. That ceiling.

Cyber@feddit.uk · 11 pts · 1y (7 replies)

What the hell is that ceiling made of? Cotton wool? Sound proofing foam?

Edit: and Β£110k?!

fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Whatever that stuff is made of it will have a soundproofing effect (perhaps that's its purpose?).

Also, in the UK that's actually pretty cheap for a 3 bedroom terraced house these days.

Aggravationstation@feddit.uk · 5 pts · 1y

Also, in the UK that's actually pretty cheap for a 3 bedroom terraced house these days.

Super cheap, especially with a driveway and a yard that size.

Emperor@feddit.uk · 5 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Sound proofing foam if you are lucky, cotton wool, toy stuffing, etc if you aren't.

Edit: and Β£110k?!

Welcome to the North.

Patch@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Imagine trying to dust that. Just think of the cobwebs.

Cyber@feddit.uk · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Maybe it's ONLY cobwebs? πŸ•ΈοΈπŸ•·οΈ

deegeese@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 1y

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Emperor@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 1y

Apparently, this was a social media trend a while back and people who have tried to clean those kind of ceilings have found them infested with all sorts of insects.

Lesrid@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y

I wish there was a way to alter the fov or the focal length or whatever to a more typical setting so you can see how the room actually looks.

lime@feddit.nu · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

i don't like the brown stain on the wall in the kitchen

Emperor@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 1y

I worry what those black cloths are hiding below it.

NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 1y

Propertygore

Zip2@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 1y
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apis@beehaw.org · 1 pts · 1y

Now you're living with someone who dreams of being a risky fart, the kitchen counter has won a war of attrition against your left hip bone, and you will never be free of the heady aroma of Lynx & gamer rinsed in a little stagnant water, and you cannot begin the day without a slug of cheap whiskey.

urheber@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 1y

that Website is unusable