I remember a case a few years ago where a woman was charged with manslaughter or something similar in the death of her husband. He wasn’t supposed to have alcohol at all for medical reasons but really wanted it. At his request she gave him an alcohol enema which killed him. IIRC they had been warned specifically against doing that, which was part of why she was charged.
The breathalyzer works because you're body tries to remove some of the alcohol through your lungs, not because of leftover traces from the physical act of drinking. That's why none of the various things people stuff in their mouth to try to fool the breathalyzer work.
The science says that for it to work, you need two Turkey drumsticks in first to soak up the alcohol quickly afterwards. Even better with mash, carrots and stuffing
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Fermion@feddit.nl · 74 pts · 1y
Hegseth has got to stop leaking his chats.
RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Congratulations!!!!
You win the internet today
Asafum@feddit.nl · 67 pts · 1y
I can't help but imagine a table full of people holding their glasses up to cheer and one person upside down with their bare ass in the air lol
Gott@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 26 pts · 1y
Not just a bare ass, but a bare ass with either a beer bong or a turkey baster inserted into it.
TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 48 pts · 1y
Jimbabwe@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 1y
Memorable for everyone else, yeah.
TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 16 pts · 1y
Bobby_shmurda@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
I need to hear more about this person.
TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 1y
Bobby_shmurda@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y
Sounds like a person of renaissance, a true warrior poet.
jqubed@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
I remember a case a few years ago where a woman was charged with manslaughter or something similar in the death of her husband. He wasn’t supposed to have alcohol at all for medical reasons but really wanted it. At his request she gave him an alcohol enema which killed him. IIRC they had been warned specifically against doing that, which was part of why she was charged.
swab148@lemm.ee · 27 pts · 1y
Since no one's answered the question, yes it would show up on a test.
Raiderkev@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y
As long as it doesn't kill you because you are bypassing your liver and stomach that way and it'd be super easy to overdo it.
Mustakrakish@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
"Just a few glasses" with no hint of irony
swab148@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y
That was a segment on "1,000 Ways to Die"
whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
But not the breath analyser right? Do they use analanalyser, or just bloodtest?
rektdeckard@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
The breathalyzer tests the alcohol in the breath. An analyzer tests it...well I'll let you figure that out.
Lemminary@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
What a dimwit whoever named yzers for your bum like that.
hperrin@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
It would show up on a breathalyzer. It doesn't measure what you drank, but rather what's in your blood.
KelvarIW@lemmy.blahaj.zone · -2 pts · 1y
JcbAzPx@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
The breathalyzer works because you're body tries to remove some of the alcohol through your lungs, not because of leftover traces from the physical act of drinking. That's why none of the various things people stuff in their mouth to try to fool the breathalyzer work.
KelvarIW@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 1y
FugginJerk@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 1y
KelvarIW@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 0 pts · 1y
FugginJerk@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 1y
spankmonkey@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 1y
Found Kavanaugh's alt account!
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 1y
One day you're just a normal guy, then - BOOF - you're on the supreme court.
whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y
And if you don't remember why, you should unplug your butt
dohpaz42@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 1y
TIL You can be tested for alcohol consumption up to 24 hours after your last drink.
entwine413@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y
But they really only test for it if they think you're drinking at work
AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y
It's r/probation. If he got a DUI or something, he wouldn't be allowed to drink, and they do random testing.
hperrin@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y
To answer this guy's question, yes, it would show up, because the alcohol is present in your blood, and thus, your pee.
FooBarrington@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y
Actually it's not normal to have blood in your pee
Breezy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Naw, i think thats just you.
FooBarrington@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Ah, you're right, must have been a blockage in the pee tube. I picked around with a needle in there, and now I also get blood. Thanks!
Breezy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Always glad to help someone increase their blood flow!
BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
The poop hole loophole only goes so far.
nesc@lemmy.cafe · 5 pts · 1y
😄
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 1y
I wonder which option their family would prefer...
qyron@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 1y
This is a complete new level of stupid.
MrSulu@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 1y
The science says that for it to work, you need two Turkey drumsticks in first to soak up the alcohol quickly afterwards. Even better with mash, carrots and stuffing
hanrahan@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 1y
Im suprosed wine enemas aren't a recommended cure for Measles by the new and improved health department.