c/showerthoughts · by Frorealilo@sh.itjust.works · 1yIf your dog realizes that your leather jacket is the skin of another animal then it probably thinks you're a psycho. 114 points · 30 comments · view on lemmy.world
30 Comments
casey2586@lemmy.world · 84 pts · 1y
Dogs like squeaky toys, because it simulates killing small animals. It doesn’t care if you kill other animals.
deegeese@sopuli.xyz · 59 pts · 1y
My dog would wear a squirrel as a hat if we let him.
Artyom@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y
If my dogs are any indication, they would wear a recently deceased squirrel as a coat, entrails and all, preferably dripping blood.
halfeatenpotato@lonestarlemmy.mooo.com · 4 pts · 1y
My pup straight up skinned a squirrel a few weeks after we adopted her.
sxan@midwest.social · 2 pts · 1y
Hey, it's cool when the Orca do it with Salmon! Why do you want your dog to not be cool.
Quill7513@slrpnk.net · 58 pts · 1y
dog's a carnivore. probably doesn't find that any weirder than that you wear hats
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
"bro, wtf share next time"
aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 1y
RadicalEagle@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 1y
I don’t think dogs are that judgmental.
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
When you bring someone home and the dog starts growling:
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 1y
I srsly doubt that animals put that much thought into such things, especially considering that most of them lick their own butts.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y
You don't think we'd lick our own butts if we could? We already lick others' butts. It's purely an access/availability issue.
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
Alright that was a bad example. Animals don't show signs of moralizing about killing other animals. At least my cats sure as hell don't.
roguetrick@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y
It really is the clothes themselves that are strange. That they come from plants, animals, or minerals are largely unimportant, but canis lupus really doesn't care what you kill.
xylogx@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
The weird thing about clothes is that we don’t think they are weird.
thermal_shock@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y
They would do it too if they could
turtlesareneat@discuss.online · 5 pts · 1y
Yeah pretty sure my dog thinks it's baller
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 3 pts · 1y
Maybe not huskies not living in the snow. They would rather remove the one they already wear.
jollyrogue@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 1y
They would. Mine love to roll around in dead things when I’m not watching.
Formfiller@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y
The cat thinks it’s cool
xor@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 1y
RandoMcRanderton@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Is it the skin of other animals?
VicVinegar@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
No, the poop.
Formfiller@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
My dog eats his own shit so ….
Tiuku@sopuli.xyz · 8 pts · 1y
More likely the dog would just chew on the jacket.
Una@europe.pub · 7 pts · 1y
And dogs are just as psycho as humans
drperil@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 1y
Or that you’re a mighty hunter!
FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io · 3 pts · 1y
My dogs would probably think I was that much cooler for it, I don't have a leather jacket though.
Yermaw@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y
I knew those thumbs were good for more than turning metal cylinders into food.
deadcatbounce@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 1y
Anything oil based, like plastic, is the bodies of another animals. Your dog is probably wearing a plastic collar, if not a leather one .. oh wait!
corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 1y
You also don't teach a dog about astronomy.
Fleur_@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 1y
You are a psycho