You know its bad when the dictionary comes to argue.

BTW, check merriam-webster's bluesky. Its really good.

::: spoiler Transcript A tweet saying "It took me 19 years to figure out NEWS stands for "notable events, weather and sports" 🤔". It has a reply from Merriam-Webster saying "No." :::

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JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee · 67 pts · 1y (18 replies)

Just in case anyone was wondering: it's because it's about new events

cdf12345@lemm.ee · 27 pts · 1y (14 replies)

Oh yeah smart guy? Why is it pronounced NUDES then? Huh ?

toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 1y (10 replies)

SEND NEWS

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 1y (9 replies)

toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (8 replies)

i can't lie, those news are FETT

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1y (6 replies)

... butter up my noods already, would ya?

It's getting steamy in this kitchen, oh my...

(lolololol)

toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (5 replies)

could i maybe double-fork your noods? that would be soo hot

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 1y

... yes... but... be gentle...

(ok dear god this has to stop NO ERP ON MAIN)

Peter_Arbeitslos@feddit.org · 2 pts · 1y

Selber fett.

Wild_Mastic@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

No Underwear Dickpick Expecting Sex

Lemminary@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Ah yes, my favorite pastime, dickpicking.

Lv_InSaNe_vL@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

I uhhhh... Don't think it is buddy...

Deconceptualist@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 1y

It's all about what's new so we should really call it SNEW.

Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

What about sports?

Bongles@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y

They usually cover weather too i think.

toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 1y (5 replies)

come on, y'all. it clearly stands for North, East, West, South!

i love folk etymology.

"News" is actually the "new things". The plural of "new".

archonet@lemy.lol · 17 pts · 1y (1 reply)

does this make a history book "the olds"?

toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y

if you want to coin that term, i'll support it

edit - but until now, the "olds" has always been the name we gave my grandpa's old eight-eight

argh_another_username@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Why stop there?

new(adj.)

Middle English neue, from Old English neowe, niowe, earlier niwe "made or established for the first time, fresh, recently made or grown; novel, unheard-of, different from the old; untried, inexperienced, unused," from Proto-Germanic *neuja-(source also of Old Saxon niuwi, Old Frisian nie, Middle Dutch nieuwe, Dutch nieuw, Old High German niuwl, German neu, Danish and Swedish ny, Gothic niujis "new").

toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

proto-germanic is fascinating. it's a whole "conceptual language" made entirely out of assumptions, and i love it.

i assume you're aware of RobWords on youtube? he also does another show called Words Unraveled. if you're a word nerd like me, i'm sure you'd love boĂľ.

edit: #HARDCORE Ăž

argh_another_username@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 1y

Thanks. I’ll check.

magnetosphere@fedia.io · 34 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I like the simplicity and brevity of their response

sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 1y

When you know every word there is it's easy to find just the right one.

hperrin@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 1y

It stands for “never eat waffles (soggy)”.

someguy3@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y (4 replies)

That's not an argument, that's just contradiction.

athairmor@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y (1 reply)

No, it isn’t.

FelixCress@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Thank you, Webster.

hperrin@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I think the dictionary has the authority to just contradict misinformation about etymology.

fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk · 0 pts · 1y

It depends which one. Only the Oxford English Dictionary does. Websters is full of spelling mistakes :)

glitch1985@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Just like TIPS is not an acronym of To Ensure Prompt Service.

swampdownloader@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 1y (2 replies)

TEPS

glitch1985@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

This is what happens when I don't proofread but fuck it I'm leaving it as is

swampdownloader@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 1y

Hah well it’d be incorrect if it were insure so maybe you were right after all

don@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 1y

“I just saw this somewhere, so I’m going to tweet about how I just discovered it myself. And yes, I think that’s a cool thing to do.”

LovableSidekick@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

Welp, that was 19 years down he drain.

WhatSay@slrpnk.net · 6 pts · 1y

I was told

North, East, West, South

What is happening in all directions

Frenezul0_o@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

I believe that is a backronym.

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Tournesol@feddit.fr · 1 pts · 1y

ok… I actually never made the connection between neuf and neuf x)

and saying "a nine" is pronounced the same as "an egg" (un neuf/un œuf)

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