I mean, it was very nice, but the menu specifically said 'mushrooms' not '1/4 of a mushroom'. Edit: I did decline the beans and half a fried tomato, so it's not as bad as it might seem.

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tetris11@lemmy.ml · 16 pts · 1y (1 reply)

You paid premium for rectangle plates, you knew what you were signing up for

EvacuateSoul@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

This place has a mission statement, babe, we can't afford it.

Squeezer@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y

Criminal. Should be called the minimal English. Who hurt that poor sausage.

blackn1ght@feddit.uk · 10 pts · 1y (8 replies)

I'd be fuming if I received this! Please tell me it was at least cheap?

UncleArthur@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y (7 replies)

£11.99. So, no.

Edit: it also came with beans and a fried tomato, which I didn't want, so not as bad as all that.

Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Declined the beans and tomatoes?????????? ?????

????

UncleArthur@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

What can I say? I'm a bit strange.

Syd@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y

Here's a sprog.

blackn1ght@feddit.uk · 6 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Wow. Was it at an airport?

UncleArthur@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Garden centre.

JohnSmith@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 1y

Whatever place, that was robbery.

mannycalavera@feddit.uk · 5 pts · 1y

11 squid? Fuck me that's robbery. Riot I'd say.

Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk · 9 pts · 1y (2 replies)

If they called that a full English they deserve to have their feet set on fire.

That's just a starter.

UncleArthur@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Nah, it was the 'little English' to be fair.

Nougat@fedia.io · 12 pts · 1y

They should call it The Warwick Davis.

annoyed_onion@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Spill the (non existent) beans, how much was that monstrosity?

UncleArthur@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Twelve quid, as near as damnit. And, in fairness, I declined the beans and fried tomato as I don't like them with breakfast.

annoyed_onion@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y

Call the old bill mate, you were robbed.

Schal330@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

For that price I'd expect the beans and tomato to be swapped out with more bacon or an extra sausage. Absolutely robbed.

reddig33@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

That one piece looks like a turd. I dunno if I could make myself eat that.

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 4 pts · 1y (2 replies)

If I paid any amount of money and got this sad looking plate of food, I would request a refund and leave.

Sergio@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I would just leave and take the loss. No need to be near that "food" for any longer than necessary.

chuckleslord@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Dine and dashing seems extreme, but you do you. /j

NKBTN@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

One of those circumstances where I would complain and demand extra mushrooms, if I werent 99% certain they'd spit or wipe their bumcrack on the second mushroom

HumanPenguin@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 1y

Wow you eat at some classy places.

Most would do that to the mushroom on your plate.

Only the real classy places will go get a second oneto hide their actions.