Nah, it's humans. Humans get farted on the most. Walking on foot? You're walking through farts. Using public transportation? Farts. Going inside any building open to the public? You've guessed it, farts.
The more crowded a place, the higher the concentration of farts.
Please remember that no matter where you go, someone will fart in your general direction.
Horses themselves fart the most of any animal. They hardly even digest the grass they eat it's more of a fermentation process. If you've been around them more than a few minutes they fucking fart almost constantly lmao
Depends on what we qualify as an animal and what we qualify as a fart. Would a plant’s waste gas, oxygen, be considered a fart? Sloths experience at least 10 continuous hours of oxygen production. Photosynthetic jellyfish deal with constant, full body internal farting.
Even if we only believe animals can fart, that leaves coral with an order of magnitude more farts, and siphonophores with a dozen orders of magnitude more than that.
In my teens I farted on my best friends little brother. Made it natural. He was taking his turn playing a video game and sitting on the floor. I was standing talking to his brother. I leaned back a touch and let it rip on his shoulder.
His reaction was priceless. Horror and "aahhh I felt my shoulder vibrate!"
Horses didn't evolve to carry such weight on their backs, or to be kept and controlled by people riding them. It can't feel great.
Oh and in order to be ridden, horses need to be 'broken in' first, as in literally have their will broken and tamed to the point where they accept people climbing on them and directing them to move, without the horse biting, bucking of bolting.
It's really fucked up if you think about it. Animal abuse is so normalised that most will argue against horse riding being abusive to horses. No animal naturally wants to be broken and used by humans.
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Floodedwomb@lemmy.world · 70 pts · 1y
I guarantee my dog holds that record.
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 1y
Exactly! So many dogs just love to nestle into people, often at the small of their back our behind the knees when we're on our sides.
If dogs aren't the most farted on by humans animal there is, I don't know what the criteria is
KnowledgeableNip@sh.itjust.works · 17 pts · 1y
fartdog georg
Prime_Minister_Keyes@lemm.ee · 13 pts · 1y
right about now, fart soul brother
check it out now, fart soul brother
pipe01@programming.dev · 45 pts · 1y
i wouldn't mind being that horseCharlxmagne@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 1y
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Horses make women cum more than any other animal.
Charlxmagne@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y
Horseback riding is notorious for the firm and rhythmic pressure applied to the groin area.
Source: known more than one horseback riding girl who freely communicated this.
Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
fox2263@lemmy.world · 43 pts · 1y
Most grinded on animal for sure.
MyDarkestTimeline01@ani.social · 20 pts · 1y
Figured that would be cows. But I think we're both right, for different reasons.
Charlxmagne@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
Grinded
onQuibblekrust@thelemmy.club · 1 pts · 1y
javiwhite@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 1y
It probably depends on how you quantify the input.
If it's by volume, I'd agree that it's probably cows or pigs. But if it's by individual animal, it might be something smaller like chickens.
A lot of male chicks become pet food shortly after birth, which is what I think would skew the numbers.
lath@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 1y
Nah, it's humans. Humans get farted on the most. Walking on foot? You're walking through farts. Using public transportation? Farts. Going inside any building open to the public? You've guessed it, farts. The more crowded a place, the higher the concentration of farts.
Please remember that no matter where you go, someone will fart in your general direction.
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
"Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband’s lap."
absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz · 8 pts · 1y
Whilst I appreciate the Python reference.
I believe the meme is implying a far more intimate fart, as in contact between the farter and the fartee.
loomy@lemy.lol · 30 pts · 1y
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y
Karma.
empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 20 pts · 1y
Horses themselves fart the most of any animal. They hardly even digest the grass they eat it's more of a fermentation process. If you've been around them more than a few minutes they fucking fart almost constantly lmao
MTK@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y
Humans by far, I think.
Reasons:
P00ptart@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
I have a 10 year old boy. I've been farted on for 10 years.
MTK@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
At least he is past the age of pooping on you!
Lembot_0002@lemm.ee · 16 pts · 1y
medicsofanarchy@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y
Yeah, but they're into that shit.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 1y
It's not shit, it's farts
PattyMcB@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
Tell that to my kids. They fart on me all the time
OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y
You could be a horse. We don’t know.
absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz · 2 pts · 1y
On the internet, nobody knows that you are a horse.
MyDarkestTimeline01@ani.social · 4 pts · 1y
My condolences.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 1y
They're trying to help you make it past the horses and get the great honor of being the most farted on animal. Don't be ungrateful!
Gullible@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 1y
Depends on what we qualify as an animal and what we qualify as a fart. Would a plant’s waste gas, oxygen, be considered a fart? Sloths experience at least 10 continuous hours of oxygen production. Photosynthetic jellyfish deal with constant, full body internal farting.
Even if we only believe animals can fart, that leaves coral with an order of magnitude more farts, and siphonophores with a dozen orders of magnitude more than that.
Coolbeanschilly@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 1y
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 1y
the most farted on animal, not the animal that farts the most
Gullible@sh.itjust.works · 0 pts · 1y
You’ll have to expand on that so I can provide proper context. Which ones aren’t being farted on?
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 8 pts · 1y
My chihuahua is vying to become the new champion.
Gikiski@fedia.io · 7 pts · 1y
Spouses snickering or keeping quiet about this meme.
possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 1y
You clearly have never rode a hippo
FelixCress@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Have you?
possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 1y
No but I once got in a fight with a hippo on the way from the grocery store. (I won but it was stinky)
pigup@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
I'm no horse expert, but I believe that horses fart back.
lazycouchpotato@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
The horses are farting back
https://youtu.be/KCzwyFHSMdY
NatakuNox@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Are humans still animals in this situation?
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
"Farting is transcendant."
Landless2029@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
In my teens I farted on my best friends little brother. Made it natural. He was taking his turn playing a video game and sitting on the floor. I was standing talking to his brother. I leaned back a touch and let it rip on his shoulder.
His reaction was priceless. Horror and "aahhh I felt my shoulder vibrate!"
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
"and then the smell hit him. I wish I could tell you he fought the good fight..."
Engywuck@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y
The look of the horse... Seems deeply unhappy.
Aksamit@slrpnk.net · 0 pts · 1y
Horses didn't evolve to carry such weight on their backs, or to be kept and controlled by people riding them. It can't feel great.
Oh and in order to be ridden, horses need to be 'broken in' first, as in literally have their will broken and tamed to the point where they accept people climbing on them and directing them to move, without the horse biting, bucking of bolting.
It's really fucked up if you think about it. Animal abuse is so normalised that most will argue against horse riding being abusive to horses. No animal naturally wants to be broken and used by humans.
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 1y
— and that's not even counting queefs, either.
toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
you sure?
FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Realistically, it has sucked to be a horse for at least the last 5,000 years.
zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com · 3 pts · 1y
What about pinworms
Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 1y
Yo moma begs to differ
klobuerschtler@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y
Very sad
tibsta@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y
Lucky ass horse
themeatbridge@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
That's a regular horse. They just look like that.
Shardikprime@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
I'm pretty sure that donkeys/mules, camels, bulls and elephants have a lead, or at least very close on that