The evidence shows!

Wearing pants is like the opposite of music, in terms of cool at least.

That and that people used to wear other sorts of garments that weren't such a pain to make.

This is kind of how I feel about the idea of the very first writing being chiseled in stone or engraved on clay tablets. If there was a much older civilization that never did that but invented paper and pencils instead, we'd probably never know it.

The earliest proof of clothing we have are needles that survive the pass of time, but not the clothes they made.

And skirts/kilts.

you can still do that

Dammit, I wanted to actually hear it!

Tell that to the legions in Teutoburg forest, oh wait my ancestors slaughtered them!

Oh, and here I was thinking that rocking with your cock out was stimming in the shower during a crisis in existential dread. Well, you learn something new every day.