c/microblogmemes · by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 1y

You unimaginative ass lamps

514 points · 46 comments · view on lemmy.world

46 Comments

Dagwood222@lemm.ee · 59 pts · 1y (18 replies)

Also, anything becomes a bizarre sex act if you put a place name in front of an inanimate object.

A Yukon hairdryer.

A Baltimore oilcan.

A Moscow boot lace.

A Nairobi ice cream cone.

Apeman42@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 1y (2 replies)

A Saskatchewan can opener

The ol' Miami snowshoe

I think you're on to something...

Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 9 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I'm howling at all of these

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1y

The Albuquerque Track Shovel

dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y (4 replies)

A Moscow boot lace.

Sex act, or means of dispatching a political rival?

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Both. And it involves vodka and a chilled, handcrafted copper mug.

Dagwood222@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y

I did the both commnet before I saw yours.

The handcrafted copper mug makes yours the superior comment. I bow to your perversion.

Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Latter but while naked so first as well.

Dagwood222@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y

Why not both?

gofsckyourself@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y (3 replies)

What's a "Rusty Venture"?

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

That's when you fuck a clone of your own dead dad, but the clone is only 1/16th your dad's actual size.

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

In my country, we call that Wednesday.

Dagwood222@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y

https://youtu.be/ykEGtwJuZIs

And this isn't over until one of us gets a 'rusty venture.'

slothrop@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Cleveland steamer.

Dagwood222@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 1y

Pfui!

That's just a Rangoon artichoke, except with opera gloves and a few extra bowling pins.

dfyx@lemmy.helios42.de · 5 pts · 1y

Don’t forget the reverse Romanian Wilkinson.

Mac@mander.xyz · 4 pts · 1y

Reminds me of the time my ex and i tried the San Bernadino Toilet Roll. Good times.

Vinny_93@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

San Diego thank you

captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y

or a crap cocktail.

visc@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 1y

It’s even better if the adjective doesn’t mean “bad”, you incandescent fuck burger.

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 1y (3 replies)

You're all a bunch of delicious fucking people! Just attractive goddamn heroes! I'm fed up with it, you lovable bloody honeys!

samus12345@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 1y (2 replies)

They probably should have specified that the adjectives have negative connotations.

qarbone@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

It requires a negative adjective and a neutral-to-negative noun. Which effective boils down to "call them mean things with some curse words in the mix."

samus12345@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y

Eh, if the adjective is negative a positive noun still works as a sarcastic insult.

toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y

this is such a stupid fucking post

edit - oops, that's adjective-presentParticiple-noun.

or maybe it's adjective-expletiveAttributive-noun..

fun fact: the term "expletive" is a modern word from the Nixon scandal.

nutt_goblin@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I hope this post is at least 10 years old because it is such a powerful example of 2010s millennial humour

CCAirWater@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y

I was laughing. Now I feel personally attacked. 😅

You're not wrong tho

HikingVet@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 1y

This seems like the toned down version they give to instructors on Basic.

axx@slrpnk.net · 9 pts · 1y (3 replies)

What up you decrepit shit magnets?

Bravo@eviltoast.org · 5 pts · 1y (2 replies)

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Owljfien@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

If they're into people with pussies, this a pretty good compliment. Sounds like a magnetic field that attracts pussy instead of metal etc

Bravo@eviltoast.org · 3 pts · 1y

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SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Dutch cursing formula:

Adjective + Adjective + Disease + “Sufferer”

pineapplelover@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y

Big round plague sufferer

Tattorack@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

"Vies vuile kanker leider!"

Of zo iets. Ben niet echt goed met Nederlands meer.

NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io · 6 pts · 1y (2 replies)

You're such sn awful shit poster. Wait that came out weird.

visc@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y (1 reply)

This made me realise “you shit shit shit” fits the pattern

Bob_Robertson_IX@discuss.tchncs.de · 10 pts · 1y

same with "you fucking fuck fuck"

Curiousfur@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

I personally love "troublesome goddamn elbow"

stinky@redlemmy.com · 5 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Chat GPT has joined the conversation:

Funny ones:

bewildered crap muffin

janky bitch canoe

slippery hell donut

cringeworthy dicktopus gremlin

moist bastard pancake

turbulent ass goblin

sneaky cockwaffle beetle

unloved fart sponge

pickled shit wizard

forgettable piss cactus

Scathing ones:

sanctimonious dick weasel

malignant fuck crust

insufferable shit barnacle

joyless bastard vampire

vapid cockroach husk

obnoxious tit gnome

worthless twat lantern

hollow bitch statue

septic bile ghoul

conniving dickhead otter

mycelium_underground@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

"Malignant fuck crust" goes hard.

Sirdubdee@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Was dicktopus a thing before or did chat gpt invent it?

stinky@redlemmy.com · 5 pts · 1y

I ... Have no idea

I have never heard it before

magnetosphere@fedia.io · 5 pts · 1y

Shoutout to my abominable shit goblin homies

lugal@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 1y

Maybe not being reblogged is part of the truth you are afraid to face? Just a thought

Ragdoll_X@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)