I have something here for you

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Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 72 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Not as clumsy or as random as a finger blaster, but an elegant toy for a more civilized age.

OrteilGenou@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

Bravo

NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org · 30 pts · 1y (3 replies)

"Feel the force Luke!"

Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y (2 replies)

It's especially funny because we wouldn't have to change the light Saber sound effects much if at all.

dohpaz42@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

This would give better meaning to the various colors of sabers; as in the level of intensity…

Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

Violet is turbo mode

Iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works · 29 pts · 1y

OBGYN Kenobi? Now, that’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time.

Or,

OhOhOhObi-Wan

workerONE@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 1y (4 replies)

She wanted you to have it when you were old enough

Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Wait till he finds out what Anakin did to all those Tusken Raiders with it.

workerONE@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Just the men and the women, though

TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
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Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Good call. I forgot about that line. Thanks for coming to the rescue.

OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Sheds General Grievous’s “collection” in a whole new light.

Lawnman23@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 1y

__Surprised no one has mentioned this yet but uh, erhrm...

tugs collar nervously

Maybe not such a great idea there, OB Wan GYNobi...

EDIT: oh NO.

I just remembered the newer Obi Wan show exists and is unfortunately mainline canon now.

No, No NO!

Sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 1y

Is this the Cock Knocker origin story?

faythofdragons@slrpnk.net · 7 pts · 1y

Every space wizard needs a magic wand!

acockworkorange@mander.xyz · 7 pts · 1y

Oh Padmè!

TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Oh that's the new Wii controller.

heyWhatsay@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 1y

May the force.... Nnnyyaaaaaghghhhh

Lasherz12@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

That would be one of the less alarming things in the Skywalker family.

Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 1y
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