Almost all of you was food at one point.

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31 Comments

kbal@fedia.io · 35 pts · 1y (10 replies)

What do you mean "almost"?

pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de · 33 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Part of you is oxygen you inhaled.

kbal@fedia.io · 7 pts · 1y

Most of that oxygen has been around I would think, but I guess some atoms would've come from recent micrometeorites or whatever.

Ephera@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 1y (6 replies)

I guess, some bacteria might have made it into your body in other ways, but might still be considered part of you in the wider sense...?

KoboldCoterie@pawb.social · 15 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Plus there's all those microplastics mixed in there.

Godort@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Those were also arguably food at some point

wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y

I'll take a #1 2 liter coke bottle and a uhhhhhh mini tray table

crunch mmmm

jerkface@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 1y

Eating something doesn't make it food. You can eat a bike but you're not a metalovore.

Zenith@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

There’s more life in your gut than cells in your whole body

Ephera@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 1y

Ah yeah, my comment was caveated as such, because I assumed those bacteria to have mostly gotten there via food. Then again, no idea if any even survive going through the stomach acid...

irelephant@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
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Kolanaki@pawb.social · 27 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Almost all of you is food right now if you go try and hug a bear.

wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

Hey hey, I'm not a cannibal! I'm just a little chubby... and I like hugs...

Please_Do_Not@lemm.ee · 21 pts · 1y

You hear it as a joke when you're young, but it's not til you're old that you realize "you are what you eat" is literal.

remon@ani.social · 9 pts · 1y

All of us are food all the time.

renegadespork@lemmy.jelliefrontier.net · 8 pts · 1y (5 replies)

Literally all of you was either food/drink or oxygen from the air at some point—whether it was consumed by you or by your mother.

AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Unless you have dental fillings or other implants.

irmoz@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Theseus' ship wants to know if those fillings are really part of you

SuDmit@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 1y

Is Theseus happy?

AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Theseus’ ship hasn’t been the same since they replaced the rudder with an AI.

howrar@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 1y

Or if you worked an asbestos mine

chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

No, most of me was water I drank!

Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

You were water that YOU drank???

Oh......oh this is hurting my brain trying to work this out.

Cyv_@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Jokes on you, I'm technically food right now!

tinwhistlepilot@programming.dev · 1 pts · 1y

Indeed I’m food for bears!

Yermaw@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y

My sweat is just seasoning.

0x01@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 1y

Oh like all of the material of your body was food, at first I thought you just had really bad grammar and meant "all of you" meaning allb of us readers or something and all the comments were just keeping up the bit

tatann@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I don't get it. Is this a joke about "swallowing" ?

admin@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I don't think so, more like you are built of nutrients you get from food you eat so technically you are the food you ate.

tatann@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y

Thanks, maybe I should sometimes get my mind out of the gutter

oppy1984@lemm.ee · 0 pts · 1y (1 reply)

*were

irelephant@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Its you, singular.