Just because he's a rabbit he can't read?
Actually Phil has a masters in english litterature
Let's leave those specieist stereotypes at the door please

rmuk@feddit.uk · 17 pts · 1y (2 replies)

You misunderstand. Phil's abilities and agency are not in question. Phil can read. Phil chooses not to.

Honytawk@feddit.nl · 12 pts · 1y

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

That is the exact behavior I expect from a rabbit.

musubibreakfast@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y

I went to an all rabbit university. It was rough.

prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y

Fucking thank you

Mniot@programming.dev · 17 pts · 1y

Some people think, "oh this witch leaving a note means she's really powerless and I can keep taking the rhubarb." It's not going to be so awesome when she forecloses on his first-born.

FrChazzz@lemm.ee · 15 pts · 1y (2 replies)

“Never ~~rub~~ rob another man’s rhubarb!”

Blackout@fedia.io · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I am ~~nut~~ not robber

ByteJunk@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

If you're touching another's rhubarb you should not ~~rubber~~ rob her.

Brotha_Jaufrey@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y

The person behind the camera is Phil, outraged. “I can’t believe what I’m being accused of,” as he’s holding the bag he stores stolen rhubarb in.

Wilco@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 1y

Wars have been fought for less Phil.

letsgo@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 1y (1 reply)

He just wants another slice of rhubarb tart

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fgjt_K5Vjc

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

Another youtube link to a piece of rhubarb art!

ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one · 8 pts · 1y

Plot twist: Phil is a rabbit.

JaymesRS@literature.cafe · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Seems a little Rude, Barb to hoard your rhubarb.

Deceptichum@quokk.au · 4 pts · 1y

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mojofrododojo@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (5 replies)

sorry, the word rhubarb,, in my brain, now links directly to

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYkBf0dbs5I

tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 1y

I've only seen the spoken version of this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFoyspFAKnM

barnaclebutt@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Yeah, at this point I have no idea what the post is about and all I can think about is the German rhubarb song

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Well that song was wonderful. I did use English captions, but my favorite part was the rabarberbarbar. Which I wrote in Swedish because I can't spell it in German.

LeFrog@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Its basically the same in German: Rhabarberbarbar. Or did you just forgot the h after the r? If so, then its identical to German :D

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Fantastic. I did feel like that should be the case.

too_high_for_this@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

https://youtu.be/SDKuWphUaWI

Zombie@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Relevant Good Life episode: https://youtu.be/l3U4W9KIZdc

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Actually life is bad because Phil stole the rhubarb

NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 1y

The best rhubarb grows in sheds in the Rhubarb Triangle.

djehuti@programming.dev · 1 pts · 1y

For Punxsutawney Phil, presumably