I spent way too much time trying to figure out what percentage of the German population are named “Hans” to see how effective this would be. According to this site and assuming a population of 84m, there’s about 0.01%. This product claims to be 0.09% effective against Germans, so it seems to be Sanitizing more than just Hans.
It seems the original post was deleted, but I found this version with more pixels. Sadly, someone added some shit all over it. I might try to edit it out later.
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SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works · 70 pts · 1y
That looks like Hans Sanitizer.
sobriquet@aussie.zone · 14 pts · 1y
I spent way too much time trying to figure out what percentage of the German population are named “Hans” to see how effective this would be. According to this site and assuming a population of 84m, there’s about 0.01%. This product claims to be 0.09% effective against Germans, so it seems to be Sanitizing more than just Hans.
Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 1y
My efforts produced .25% as the number indicating this only works on the weakest hans.
DmMacniel@feddit.org · 32 pts · 1y
I don't like sand. Its rough, it's irritating especially when it speaks german.
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
Jetzt werd' bloß nicht frech hier, du ferngesteuerte Unterhose!
b_tr3e@feddit.org · 5 pts · 1y
Schutt up and eat your zand. Do not force me to go for ze Labskaus!
tauren@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
But my Sandschneidemaschine is broken!
b_tr3e@feddit.org · 5 pts · 1y
The Sandschneidemaschinenmechanikermeister will take care of that.
tauren@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y
Man, that language is crazy.
stu42j@lemm.ee · 19 pts · 1y
Curious how the "an" in Germans is in lowercase when the rest is uppercase
lgmjon64@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 1y
You're right. Almost makes me think it might be photoshopped.
Peter_Arbeitslos@feddit.org · 4 pts · 1y
Also I think the thumb in the upper part of the picture has another thumb.
sobriquet@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 1y
Are you saying the internet could be lying to me?! :shocked-pikachu:
And009@lemmynsfw.com · 4 pts · 1y
Good eye, it's photoshop
hogmomma@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
I could tell by the pixels.
And009@lemmynsfw.com · 1 pts · 1y
The illusion is good, balanced enough to trick skimmers
lugal@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 1y
Well, the "s" is lower case, too
Randelung@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
For inflection. GermAHNs.
SirSamuel@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y
gofsckyourself@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y
It seems the original post was deleted, but I found this version with more pixels. Sadly, someone added some shit all over it. I might try to edit it out later.
Nachtnebel@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 1y
TheRealKuni@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y
That’s like 7,5 million Germans.
Shardikprime@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
Fission Mailed Successfully
21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com · 10 pts · 1y
"Masturbating formula with Vitamin M"
OpenStars@piefed.social · 3 pts · 1y
Oh is that what that said - I was like wtf is Vitamin 2!?!
Pandantic@midwest.social · 8 pts · 1y
Interestingly, hanitizer is what I call the sanitizing stuff you put on you hands.
TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 1y
My dad does too lol
Pandantic@midwest.social · 5 pts · 1y
I see your dad values efficiency in his communications.
TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 1y
He's also a primary care provider lol
Peter_Arbeitslos@feddit.org · 8 pts · 1y
0,09% aren't enough.
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Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
SPRICH
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KOMMENTAR-SEKTION
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DEUTSCH
Randelung@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
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SLOTTERMEIER
Uebercomplicated@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 1y
"Masturbating Formula with Vitamin M"
See, the version without Vitamin M is less effective...
Tailz@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
comador@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
"Maximum Lasting Formula with Vitamin M"
Wow, it must be made with unobtainium!
dohpaz42@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
That’s not the word I saw. 😳
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 1y
I’m with you on this one.
dumbass@leminal.space · 3 pts · 1y
That's not what it says.
Hupf@feddit.org · 3 pts · 1y
Pocket sand!
...Hanitizer
Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
Common misconception uggh. You put it on sand to make hands. Duh
Why else would they call it a handitiser
/S
tpihkal@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
All you Krauts better watch your backs!
b_tr3e@feddit.org · 4 pts · 1y
There is nothing wrong with my backs.
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
https://dragon-quest.org/wiki/Muddy_hand