If you whittled a device to clean stuck items from your teeth out of a penis bone and gave it to someone as a surprise gift, would that make it an Unsolicited Dick Pic?
You obviously haven’t seen how hard I can get. (This whole thread has been a joke since the start if you couldn’t tell… it all started with a play on words with “boner”)
Jolyne Cujoh could unravel her vagina into string and turn it into a crochet strapon. Since she feels through her stand as if it were the same part of her own body, that means she can be vaginally stimulated by fucking something with her string penis.
The username with this comment is incredible. I just imagine Paul Atreides saying this (Dune Messiah Spoilers)>!with his eyes burned out seeing purely with his spice induced powers!<
I think its less the kink itself, and more how you draw/describe it. For example, I have seen vore and stuff from frmcast from e621, which I actually enjoy, tho its not my kink. But for me, things such as throbbing overly huge genitals, especially when you can see veins or just really big hanging balls, are just a big downturn for me
This is Death we're talking about. He hasn't felt anything for millennia. He'll probably Play that game while making aggressive eye contact with you while also not feeling anything. Maybe drop a "So this is what you're in to? Interesting."
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makyo@lemmy.world · 54 pts · 1y
Death always has a boner too
LePoisson@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
Unless, since Death is a skeleton, they never have a boner?
ramble81@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 1y
I mean it’s right in the description. He’s all bones including his penis bone
JaymesRS@literature.cafe · 12 pts · 1y
If you whittled a device to clean stuck items from your teeth out of a penis bone and gave it to someone as a surprise gift, would that make it an Unsolicited Dick Pic?
LePoisson@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
But humans don't have penis bones, we're pretty unique amongst mammals that way actually.
I just assume death is a human skeleton I guess.
ramble81@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 1y
You obviously haven’t seen how hard I can get. (This whole thread has been a joke since the start if you couldn’t tell… it all started with a play on words with “boner”)
ICastFist@programming.dev · 7 pts · 1y
Yeah, but how cum?
CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
In the picture he can clearly sweat, so I guess other ... functions work too
Valmond@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
He came for the guy
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Always hard, but bone dry.
SplashJackson@lemmy.ca · 36 pts · 1y
Throw in Big Hero 6's Aunt Cass to make it Nintendo hard
ICastFist@programming.dev · 34 pts · 1y
Crankenstein@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
I forget how stupid anti-masturbation rhetoric was.
Xttweaponttx@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y
The fuck??
Xerxos@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 1y
Haven't you heard? That was a lie to stop children from masturbating: if you do it too much you go blind.
TheBat@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 31 pts · 1y
Death came twice that day.
user_name@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 1y
Is that supposed to be Elastigirl?
TheBat@lemmy.world · 44 pts · 1y
trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world · 56 pts · 1y
*runs into thread in panic, drenched in sweat*
THE GOONERS GOT OUT OF THE DUNGEON
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 35 pts · 1y
YOU PUT THE GOONERS IN A DUNGEON?!?!
THAT JUST MAKES THEM STRONGER!
ICastFist@programming.dev · 21 pts · 1y
STOP SHOUTING, THEY'LL COME ON US!!
Dagnet@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
Oh no, not on us!
Crankenstein@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Just thought you ought to know *faints dramatically*
Muaddib@sopuli.xyz · 9 pts · 1y
Jolyne Cujoh could unravel her vagina into string and turn it into a crochet strapon. Since she feels through her stand as if it were the same part of her own body, that means she can be vaginally stimulated by fucking something with her string penis.
markovs_gun@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
The username with this comment is incredible. I just imagine Paul Atreides saying this (Dune Messiah Spoilers)>!with his eyes burned out seeing purely with his spice induced powers!<
match@pawb.social · 7 pts · 1y
jolyne, jolyne, jolyne, jolyne I'm begging of you please don't form the strap
tux7350@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
:3
witchybitchy@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y
jolyne, jolyne, jolyne, jolyne
please come fuck me just because you can
Akasazh@feddit.nl · 5 pts · 1y
This is too much canon for me
Luffy879@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 1y
What the actual fuck?
And I thought my kinks were extreme
Crankenstein@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Bro if you think that's extreme you ain't been on the Internet long enough. This is tame. It doesn't even get into the vore/unbirth potential.
Luffy879@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 1y
Ive seen such art often enough
I think its less the kink itself, and more how you draw/describe it. For example, I have seen vore and stuff from frmcast from e621, which I actually enjoy, tho its not my kink. But for me, things such as throbbing overly huge genitals, especially when you can see veins or just really big hanging balls, are just a big downturn for me
D_C@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y
That sounds terrible. Just terrible. Horrible even. Horrible.
Anyone got any links so I can see just how vile and disgusting it is?
FenrirIII@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y
Elastimilf
Nougat@fedia.io · 12 pts · 1y
I sure hope so.
GraniteM@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 1y
Fair warning: Sisyphus got sentenced to rolling that boulder up that hill for eternity for his attempts to cheat death.
Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee · 15 pts · 1y
Yeah, but he's probably in really good shape now. Massive calves
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y
Unbecredible@lemm.ee · 15 pts · 1y
That's the least optimal way to carry a rock imaginable. No wonder bruh never makes any progress.
Valmond@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
So, in a way he succeded?
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 17 pts · 1y
I feel like Death instantly wins this one considering he's a skeleton. He has a boner but no penis or balls. 😔
Honytawk@lemmy.zip · 19 pts · 1y
Death can sweat
So Death can cum
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 14 pts · 1y
Cum is stored in the
ballsbones.No wonder they're white.
ZonenRanslite@feddit.org · 17 pts · 1y
Where can you play the game? I ask for a friend.
ace_of_based@sh.itjust.works · 35 pts · 1y
turn off your adblocker and it finds you
match@pawb.social · 5 pts · 1y
you mean death?
Honytawk@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 1y
Yes but only after you found the game and masturbated 62 times.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y
MyDarkestTimeline01@ani.social · 14 pts · 1y
This is Death we're talking about. He hasn't felt anything for millennia. He'll probably Play that game while making aggressive eye contact with you while also not feeling anything. Maybe drop a "So this is what you're in to? Interesting."
qarbone@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Nah, the grim reaper is a gooner.
mrbubblesort@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
Beating death is easy, just say he just lost The Game.
Taiatari@lemmynsfw.com · 10 pts · 1y
Pfff just chose him to play Tetris or any other game without a win condition but loose conditions.
Maybe even rimworld, he gets sucked in and forgets that you exist.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 5 pts · 1y
RimWorld has a win condition though.
SkyezOpen@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Savage randy, then.
MyDarkestTimeline01@ani.social · 1 pts · 1y
Bold of you to assume this isn't it.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 1y
Misread it as gum at first.
Allemaniac@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
ngl porn games came a LONG way, sometimes my degeneracy surprises even myself
Toneswirly@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Its not just pac-man any more these days
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
It has surprised all of us.
MisterFrog@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
🎼don't tell you wife about this gaaaame 🎶 you can do anything in this gaaaame!🎵 https://youtube.com/watch?v=wwE1fZmIkss