What happens to all of them?

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gAlienLifeform@lemmy.world · 85 pts · 1y (7 replies)

live news person / world's hairiest seventh grader reaction

DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 27 pts · 1y (5 replies)

Cody's Showdy gets no respect.

Reverendender@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Is it worth a watch?

gAlienLifeform@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I think it's consistently good occasionally great, and they crank out a lot of content (like besides weekly videos they do podcasts multiple times a week)

e; Oh, the show is called Some More News and the podcast is Even More News btw

Lifecoach5000@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y

I was made aware of his stuff after one of his appearances on the Behind The Bastards podcast. Some More News is good stuff!

CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

It's similar in terms of detail to Last Week Tonight but not as funny.

Oni_eyes@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y

It does get a lot more information and nuance though. Last week tonight only runs once a week. I don't know that Last Week Tonight cites all of their sources for each episode like Some More News does.

NatakuNox@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y

Turn out the only alive adult Cody is locked away in a room with only fox news and the communist Manifesto as info... For his safety of course

NinePeedles@sh.itjust.works · 41 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I had a friend named Cody who was a straight A student, changed schools in 7th grade, fell in with a bad group of kids, got into a car accident, fell into a coma, lost site in one eye, and now coaches snowboarding. Not dead, though

misterdoctor@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y

Not dead, though

Yes dead inside doesn’t count

slacktoid@lemmy.ml · 30 pts · 1y (8 replies)

Wait what about Doctor Mister Cody?

hperrin@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Warmbo is actually his bodyguard, and the corn cream is actually antidote.

slacktoid@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 1y

Now we know why. It all makes sense. It's all a ploy to get his bodyguard paid in plain sight.

misterdoctor@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y (5 replies)

Thought you were talking to me for a second

slacktoid@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 1y (1 reply)

No no you are Mister doctor Cody

misterdoctor@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y

omg I’m so embarrassed you’re right

TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y (2 replies)

It's strange.

misterdoctor@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Maybe. Who am I to judge?

edgemaster72@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Oh we're using our superhero names? I'm Spider-Man.

Carvex@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I managed a Cody whom I called Codeine because he was a such a dope. 30ish, sold himself as a technician. In a car shop, pulled a ceiling mounted air hose over the left front fender to fill the rear tire, scratched the paint badly from the gritty hose. Left the bosses rolling stool under the alignment lift and heard plywood cracking as he lowered it, didn’t bother stopping until it was flat. Found out a week later he left the tierod nuts loose after adjustment. Left a flathead screwdriver in his back pocket and popped a hole in the customer seat. Worked one full day, sent home at lunch the next day with a full days pay, worth the price to get rid of him.

DeceasedPassenger@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 1y (1 reply)
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WolfmanEightySix@piefed.social · 13 pts · 1y

Got a nickname like that in a day and a half.

AeonFelis@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 1y (3 replies)

That's because when they grow up it is no longer acceptable to use that nickname and they go by Codward instead.

FooBarrington@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Codythy

ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y

That's an Irish name and it's pronounced "Doug".

fibojoly@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y

I thought it was Codsworth

chrisbtoo@lemmy.ca · 20 pts · 1y (3 replies)

That's because Cody is short for Come On Die Young.

Glifted@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Crackhappy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Can Only Die Young

Lemminary@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Cum Once Die Young

douz0a0bouz@midwest.social · 19 pts · 1y

I have a cousin named Cody... that I haven't seen since high school 🤔🤔🤔😯

Goretantath@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Isnt there a youtuber called codyslab? He looks pretty old.

boonhet@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y (2 replies)

WhistlinDiesel is in his 20s too. Though portrays himself as having the intelligence of a 7th grader, so maybe that got him alived

ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Uh, is that really a "portrayal"? Dude hangs out with Jake Paul.

boonhet@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y

Dude is a millionaire in his 20s and got there by destroying expensive cars he needs to buy first. He's got at least 2 businesses besides YouTube that he uses his videos to advertise for, because destroying increasingly expensive cars is not sustainable and he knows it.

I can't stand some of his recent videos either, but to call him stupid is definitely an overstatement. Not saying he's a genius, but he must have at least average intelligence to have gotten to where he is.

To the best of my knowledge, he didn't exactly grow up with money either. He was pretty poor when he started making videos

some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 11 pts · 1y

Or switches to their middle name to avoid the shame of being "Cody."

DJKJuicy@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 1y (1 reply)

PhoreTwunny@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

🎶CODY, CODY RHODES🎶 🎶CODY, CODY RHODES🎶

Blackout@fedia.io · 11 pts · 1y (1 reply)

They usually change it back to Cod Liver Oil when they become adults

Genius@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 1y

What about the tuna booze oil?

Almacca@aussie.zone · 9 pts · 1y

Cody's Showdy.

deegeese@sopuli.xyz · 7 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Nah, Cody teaches jujitsu at my kids’ afterschool program and looks to be in his early 30’s.

SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

So you're going to need a replacement soon?

deegeese@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 1y

💯

Wolf@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 1y

My uncle's name is Cody, he is 39. Unfortunately no one has strangled him yet. 🤞

Sam_Bass@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

The few codys I've met all wound up in logistics and/warehousing

HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 1y
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HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

There are less than 300k people named Cody in the US

It's just not a very popular name

TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

The real name of Youtuber Alternate History hub is Cody, and he is probably in his Thirty's by now.

lightnsfw@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 1y

I knew a Cody grade but I don't have any memories of him after that. Theory checks out..m

Banana@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y

A friend of my husband's is a Cody and teaches at their old school now!

ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

A disproportionate number of them become NFL quarterbacks. Who then end up playing for the Cleveland Browns, which kills them.

logicbomb@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

I don't know about "executed", but if you go by the Matchbox 20 song Kody, there might be some mental health problems.

hakunawazo@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Riptide anyone?

WolfmanEightySix@piefed.social · 3 pts · 1y

I’ve never met a Cody, period. They aren’t common here.

hperrin@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 1y

Cody & Ko! Noooo! Watch out!!

x0x7@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Have you never had soylent green, I mean gas station burritos?

Fingolfinz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)
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faintwhenfree@lemmus.org · 1 pts · 1y

No way a bloke on my street named Cody died in car accident at the ripe age of 33. Conspiracy is real. /s

potentiallynotfelix@lemmy.fish · 1 pts · 1y
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RoquetteQueen@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y

I met one. He was an asshole.

RizzoTheSmall@lemm.ee · 0 pts · 1y

FreakinSteve@lemmy.world · -3 pts · 1y

It's a stupid name. If you have it, get it changed.