Capturing a retrograde ejaculation on film is a rite of passage for many medical videographers. The urethra is plugged up by the camera leaving nowhere for ejaculate to go but into the bladder. The prostate is stimulated until orgasm. Once the filming is complete, the subject should be given a light snack and released back into the wild.
Rigid cystoscope: These cystoscopes don’t bend. Your provider may pass instruments through the tube to perform biopsies or remove tumors. This cystoscope is usually only used with sedation or general anesthesia.
No, it doesn't. The surgeons I work with don't do prostate manipulation when they insert the scopes, but my guess is that it's a way to straighten out the urethra to assist with scope insertion in awake or lightly sedated patients (with local anaesthesia).
Update: I ran into an actual urologist in the change room and showed him the diagram. He said the only time he would apply pressure like that is to improve the position of the prostate during a prostate resection, but not just to do a cystoscopy. I asked if this was more common during direct vision cystoscopy (using your eye to see down the scope rather than a camera unit as we do now), and he said he didn't think so but wasn't sure. This guy is not that far off retirement, so he's been around long enough to remember a lot of advances in technique and technology. I think this diagram belongs in a museum.
It was at least half joking, but I am genuinely curious how the finger in his ass would straighten the urethra. Is it the internal part of the urethra that needs straightening, and if so, can you really just push it around from the anus like that?
The part of the urethra that passes through the prostate is usually bent. As I said, I'm only guessing, but I think by angling the penis down and pushing the prostate forward from behind, it should make it less of a sharp angle for the scope to pass through, therefore reducing pain and risk of urethral injury.
While the penis arquebus was revolutionary for its time, the relatively small size of the kidney stone projectiles and lack of forceful propulsion made it effective against only the closest of opponents.
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zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev · 66 pts · 1y
Capturing a retrograde ejaculation on film is a rite of passage for many medical videographers. The urethra is plugged up by the camera leaving nowhere for ejaculate to go but into the bladder. The prostate is stimulated until orgasm. Once the filming is complete, the subject should be given a light snack and released back into the wild.
Psythik@lemm.ee · 21 pts · 1y
Somebody please make this porn
cRazi_man@europe.pub · 16 pts · 1y
Please...no
turtlesareneat@discuss.online · 18 pts · 1y
I'm gonna put two jars down, one that says DO and one that says DON'T, y'all can vote with dollar bills
msage@programming.dev · 2 pts · 1y
You're going to need buckets.
sepi@piefed.social · 13 pts · 1y
Call Werner Herzog
Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works · 63 pts · 1y
Worse eye wash station ever
MistressRemilia@lemmy.sdf.org · 42 pts · 1y
"Hmm, yes, your pee is indeed stored in your balls."
Also, why does the tip of the penis look like the mouth of a Graboid from Tremors?
piranhaconda@mander.xyz · 12 pts · 1y
Uncircumcised
Rusty@lemmy.ca · 39 pts · 1y
The team building games are getting too intense for me.
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca · 31 pts · 1y
Get a medical degree they said. It will be fun they said.
ace_garp@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 1y
Cockeyed
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 28 pts · 1y
"Dr. I.C. Weiner"
muhyb@programming.dev · 1 pts · 1y
Oh, crud!
C8r9VwDUTeY3ZufQRYvq@sopuli.xyz · 22 pts · 1y
Cystoscopy
pageflight@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y
TIL. Seems to be a rigid scope, so:
Doesn't explain the other hand though.
C8r9VwDUTeY3ZufQRYvq@sopuli.xyz · 19 pts · 1y
No, it doesn't. The surgeons I work with don't do prostate manipulation when they insert the scopes, but my guess is that it's a way to straighten out the urethra to assist with scope insertion in awake or lightly sedated patients (with local anaesthesia).
Update: I ran into an actual urologist in the change room and showed him the diagram. He said the only time he would apply pressure like that is to improve the position of the prostate during a prostate resection, but not just to do a cystoscopy. I asked if this was more common during direct vision cystoscopy (using your eye to see down the scope rather than a camera unit as we do now), and he said he didn't think so but wasn't sure. This guy is not that far off retirement, so he's been around long enough to remember a lot of advances in technique and technology. I think this diagram belongs in a museum.
felsiq@lemmy.zip · 12 pts · 1y
When you say “straighten out the urethra”, is that professional medical-speak for “fingerblast his p spot to get him hard”?
C8r9VwDUTeY3ZufQRYvq@sopuli.xyz · 9 pts · 1y
I assume you were making a joke, but just in case you weren't, it is not.
felsiq@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 1y
It was at least half joking, but I am genuinely curious how the finger in his ass would straighten the urethra. Is it the internal part of the urethra that needs straightening, and if so, can you really just push it around from the anus like that?
C8r9VwDUTeY3ZufQRYvq@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 1y
The part of the urethra that passes through the prostate is usually bent. As I said, I'm only guessing, but I think by angling the penis down and pushing the prostate forward from behind, it should make it less of a sharp angle for the scope to pass through, therefore reducing pain and risk of urethral injury.
fossilesque@mander.xyz · 5 pts · 1y
fossilesque@mander.xyz · 5 pts · 1y
fossilesque@mander.xyz · 6 pts · 1y
Vespair@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y
Bro I love Cryptopsy, their album None So Vile slays!
AstralPath@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 1y
Phobophile rules.
Salamanderwizard92@lemm.ee · 20 pts · 1y
Pain.
macaw_dean_settle@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Yes.
Davel23@fedia.io · 19 pts · 1y
Hey, my eyes are up here.
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org · 19 pts · 1y
First date ideas
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 17 pts · 1y
When you stare into a piss, it stares back into you
Outsider9042@lemmynsfw.com · 15 pts · 1y
Record scratch. “Yep, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got here”
Where’s Wally: The Movie
Enkers@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 1y
I C U P
elevenbones@piefed.social · 1 pts · 1y
R U N ?
haerrii@feddit.org · 12 pts · 1y
Tickle ding dong pickle
Jiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 1y
Seeing a sound
CoffeeJunkie@lemmy.cafe · 8 pts · 1y
Kellenved@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 1y
Hard to change the channel on this tv
ArtemisimetrA@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 1y
"Miss Frizzle said she'd be in there SOMEwhere..."
And009@lemmynsfw.com · 7 pts · 1y
No homo
figjam@midwest.social · 7 pts · 1y
The Jizz-o-scope in use
JoeTheSane@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
While the penis arquebus was revolutionary for its time, the relatively small size of the kidney stone projectiles and lack of forceful propulsion made it effective against only the closest of opponents.
dumbass@leminal.space · 6 pts · 1y
EXSPERMINATE!
qarbone@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
"Ouch."
Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 pts · 1y
For the last time Bob, this is not how you use a bow and arrow.
regdog@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
"Can you read the numbers in the first line?"
dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y
Now cough.
And009@lemmynsfw.com · 1 pts · 1y
Shrunk faster than a gecko tongue
TommySoda@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
"Your dick sounds pretty good to me."
match@pawb.social · 5 pts · 1y
the sound and the fury
fertile_floortile@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 1y
I will sit right down, waiting for the gift of sounding and vision.
altphoto@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 1y
Yup, that's 6" alright. Well, I check it again in a year. If I can't see you pee, then it's more than 6".
enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 1y
bhamlin@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
From experience I can say that it feels weird with a normal one too.
TomasEkeli@programming.dev · 4 pts · 1y
So that's were that weird smell is coming from.
Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Segs
macaw_dean_settle@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
What I had done last year.
too_high_for_this@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
This is why I got my ribs removed
CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
The Sound of Eye lens.
bieren@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 1y
The GOP special. “No homo”
Death_Equity@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Why should you stop the hot chick at crystals and astrology? This is where you end up and you may not like it when she takes you there.
regdog@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
He is staring down Shai-Hulud
ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Sniper MD
Smilezz@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Peeki Peeki in the Pee Pee
RevolverSly@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Ok, that's a weird boner