Oink

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Zachariah@lemmy.world · 147 pts · 1y (6 replies)

SnowmenMelt@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Zachariah@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

oink

ramble81@lemmy.zip · 33 pts · 1y (3 replies)

CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Zachariah@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

oink

Zachariah@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

oink

funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works · 73 pts · 1y (14 replies)

including others in your kink without permission is a violation of consent, easy break up - this man does not respect boundaries, and does not practice SSC/RACK

daggermoon@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y (12 replies)

How do you know it's a kink?

RainDog@piefed.social · 74 pts · 1y (8 replies)

Because kink is only 3 letters away from oink.

Grostleton@lemm.ee · 17 pts · 1y (6 replies)

One letter away? Unless I'm missing a joke in which case feel free to "wooooosh" me.

Lauchmelder@feddit.org · 19 pts · 1y (3 replies)
K - M - N - O
0 - 1 - 2 - 3
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one · 33 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Are Ls just a joke to us?

CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 1y

He doesn't take any L's.

Lauchmelder@feddit.org · 14 pts · 1y

oh shit im dumb

SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 1y

Oink

O->K

Kink.

Oink->Kink

Don't worry, It took me a second, too. Perspective is everything.

remotedev@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 1y

LMN I'm guessing

thevoidzero@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
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Lumisal@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Exactly, he could just be a cop.

So still a reason to break up with him, but a different one

outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 1y

*it; he suggests personhood.

idiomaddict@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y

More importantly, how do we know that he knows it’s a kink?

outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 1y

Okay, yes, it might violate consent, but it's also funny.

And it would be weird fir me to say there are times when i wont hold someone accountable for murder for a sufficiently good bit, but not this.

whostosay@lemmy.world · 57 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Everything on this post including comments is a disaster lol

NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

jjmoldy@lemmy.world · 44 pts · 1y

she slop my hog til I oink

yourfavkoreanfemboi@sh.itjust.works · 36 pts · 1y (7 replies)
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salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 76 pts · 1y (4 replies)

tsssss

Was he green and did he have four legs?

Minecraft creeper

yourfavkoreanfemboi@sh.itjust.works · 33 pts · 1y (3 replies)
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IndiBrony@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y (2 replies)

There are so many things I could say to this, yet I have no idea what to say to this, but the fact remains:

Here I see a Korean fem boy making a joke about an Arab boy exploding.

Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 1y

It truly is a modern society we live in.

Hansae@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 1y

Being pointed out by a brony with a cropped NSFW pfp.

JasonDJ@lemmy.zip · 15 pts · 1y

This is because in Islamic cultures, pork is forbidden.

garbagebagel@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

I'm very curious if that's a cultural thing or just a him thing

rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 1y

Tell him that impersonating a police officer is a serious crime.

SanicHegehog@lemm.ee · 31 pts · 1y

This little piggy went WEE WEE WEE

HeyJoe@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 1y

This sounds like a plot to a Seinfeld episode.

Taleya@aussie.zone · 24 pts · 1y

Sounds like the correct response is to stop getting him off

Gork@sopuli.xyz · 15 pts · 1y (1 reply)

🐷🐷🐷

NotProLemmy@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 1y

Animal farm

Bunnylux@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y

Deeply upsetting.

ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 1y (2 replies)
4shtonButcher@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 1y

Not what I expected to find in this thread but I'm happy I watched it.

DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y

or will

floo@retrolemmy.com · 4 pts · 1y
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atlien51@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y

Imagine breaking up over some silly shit like this lmao

serpineslair@lemmy.world · -5 pts · 1y (10 replies)

They marked nsfw, why didn't you?

unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de · 35 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Because its safe for work in the sense that you actually need to fully read it. There is no imagery.

Otherwise something like anti ICE stuff would have to be marked NSFW as well because your employer might have a problem with it.

Thats why in practice NSFW only applies to things that instantly would get you in trouble if seen for a only fraction of a second. Meaning images.

serpineslair@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Idk I feel like if my boss saw "c*m" scrolling past while I was at work, I would be in trouble.

fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk · 8 pts · 1y

And rightly so. We just call them "serial ports" these days.

unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 1y

If you open shitposts full screen at work, thats on you imo. I have lemmy configured so the preview is just big enough to figure out whats in the post but too small for anyone to read from a distance

ramble81@lemmy.zip · 21 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Did you read this on a bus and start masturbating uncontrollably?

OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Ummm is that what happens when you see NSFW content

dontbelievethis@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 1y

Oink

serpineslair@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

Nah I read this on a train and started masturbating uncontrollably. It's a shame I was sat at a table seat, oinked all over the people in front.

interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 1y

I already was, but can we agree this didn't help?

remon@ani.social · 14 pts · 1y

Probably because it's not needed.