Maybe I'll just get a soda...

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Patrizsche@lemmy.world · 131 pts · 3y (7 replies)

W FART FREE WATER

genoxidedev1@kbin.social · 56 pts · 3y (3 replies)

Common fart-free water W
L Fart water got that negative rizz ong

Blyfh@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 3y (2 replies)

Thanks for making me giggle. Had a really bad day due to being sick.

radioactiveradio@lemm.ee · 0 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Get better noob.

Blyfh@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y

Uh, t-thanks...?

Kraivo@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y

Water fart free free water

cultsuperstar@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 3y

I saw FART before I saw FREE WATER vertically.

niktemadur@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y

FREE WATER FART!

NessD@lemmy.world · 62 pts · 3y (6 replies)

Well, IT IS fart free.

sbv@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 3y

do we know that?

ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 3y

I don't care if it's free! Take the farts out of the water!

SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 3y

Butt is it?

Sharpiemarker@feddit.de · 3 pts · 3y (2 replies)

Technically it's impossible for water to be fart free.

affiliate@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y (1 reply)

i wouldn’t be so sure

Sharpiemarker@feddit.de · 3 pts · 3y

I mean there's a finite amount of water on earth. Everything we drink came from somewhere else. The ocean; whale farts. A spring; farts carried in cloud of water vapor before raining down. You're drinking the same water that has passed through Elvis and Genghis Khan.

ninjakitty7@kbin.social · 40 pts · 3y (3 replies)

Some graphic designer thought he was so clever. This is atrocious

Chadus_Maximus@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 3y

He knows.

teegus@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 3y (1 reply)

It's just missing an 'A' there before the 'R's then it's art

Rolando@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

"Hey Ryan, how's your FART project going?" -Kevin, The Office

HughJanus@lemmy.ml · 30 pts · 3y (3 replies)
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Thteven@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 3y

It clearly says the water is fart free. That's a W in my book.

angelsomething@lemmy.one · 10 pts · 3y

It’s We fart free water. Gary, the boss’s son “lost” the E on the way in and so they figured people would get it anyway.

XEAL@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 3y

May I have some frater please

kspatlas@artemis.camp · 28 pts · 3y

W fart, have some free water

Imgonnatrythis@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 3y

More of a fart post innit?

RGB3x3@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 3y (2 replies)

Is there a c/keming community here? Or a c/dontdeadopeninside?

gk99@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 3y (1 reply)

This wouldn't go in either

ch00f@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 3y

It definitely fits dontdeadopeninside imo.

LazyBane@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 3y (2 replies)

W fart free water

gun@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 3y

It is a W. I don't want any farts in my water.

Siegfried@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

Well... this is good, right?

loftypancake@sopuli.xyz · 10 pts · 3y (4 replies)

What’s wrong with free fart water

pjhenry1216@kbin.social · 9 pts · 3y (2 replies)

Fart free water is how I read it. I definitely don't want farts in my water. I'm glad someone finally did something about it.

PolydoreSmith@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 3y (1 reply)

This is one of those situations where the fact that they pointed out it was fart-free makes it that much more suspicious. Like, “Drink this - we definitely didn’t fart in it!”

redballooon@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 3y

Right. It’s like reassuring definitely no one jerked into your Döner sauce.

GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y

I mean, the price is right.

YashaB@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 3y

Fart Art

thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org · 8 pts · 3y

its cute that you all think its fart water but its just clever marketing for plain ol mop water

radioactiveradio@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Soda IS the water carbonised with farts.

chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 3y

The water is fart free, the soda is not

SCB@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3y

Idk I like my water fart-free

icepuncher69@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 3y

FA

RT

EsteemedRectangle@lemmynsfw.com · 6 pts · 3y

There are more polite ways to make the water frizzy

Spliffman1@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y (2 replies)
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The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Good reporting, spliffman.

Spliffman1@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
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solstice@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y

I would tuck my shirt in aggressively and set course to the Hell No system, maximum warp.

wesker@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 3y

Water free fart \o/

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y (1 reply)

None of it's fart free. Fish fart in water.

The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

Water? Never touch the stuff.

subnuggurat@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Fat-free as in fart-free beer or fart-free speech?

Ubermeisters@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 3y

Free water * free fart

wildbus8979@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 3y

Fart(ee)er

RandomVideos@programming.dev · 1 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Water free free water

Free water without any water?

festemmie@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y

water-free free water indeed i guess