I'm kinda looking forward to finding out which Chinese OEM is building this thing and how they will be contorting the definition of Made in USA to apply it here.
My goodness, they’ve found a way to open chip foundries, screen factories, and mass machining factories all within 150 days! Who needs democracy or due process or science policy when you have results like that?!
The AI face unlock can determine residency status and the GPS will ping your location every 5 seconds to DHS and ICE if you don't have legal residency or citizenship.
Amazing! You have brought me all the internet joy this morning! - Double-handed handshake and walks away mumbling -
^Simply amazing! That was such a great comment!^
44 Comments
just_another_person@lemmy.world · 112 pts · 1y
WHAT IS THIS FUCKED UP REALITY
vegeta@lemmy.world · 65 pts · 1y
The grift that keeps on grifting
RaoulDook@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
Idiocracy, we got there early
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Welcome to the Onionverse.
NotAGamer@lemmy.org · 80 pts · 1y
While controlling the FCC this would be yet another conflict of interest.
kescusay@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 1y
Those are the only interests he has.
Zachariah@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y
and yet never seems conflicted about it
aseriesoftubes@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
Add it to the stack.
shads@lemy.lol · 77 pts · 1y
The signs of quality and attention to detail are already there for all to see!
Kirp123@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 1y
Of course it's golden.
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y
Show me a camera with a longer life.
NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz · 15 pts · 1y
I'd rather have a long life camera than AI face unlock.
blinfabian@feddit.nl · 6 pts · 1y
im surprised it cant even download more ram
MoonRaven@feddit.nl · 4 pts · 1y
Wut? Specification Processor & RAM Storage 12GB RAM
shads@lemy.lol · 8 pts · 1y
I'm kinda looking forward to finding out which Chinese OEM is building this thing and how they will be contorting the definition of Made in USA to apply it here.
hexonxonx@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 1y
They'll declare the Chinese factory part of the US Embassy.
aseriesoftubes@lemmy.world · 52 pts · 1y
My goodness, they’ve found a way to open chip foundries, screen factories, and mass machining factories all within 150 days! Who needs democracy or due process or science policy when you have results like that?!
Press X to doubt.
Nougat@fedia.io · 14 pts · 1y
"Made in the USA" only applies to the sticker that says "Made in the USA".
farboo99@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
Knowing Trump thats prolly not even true…
DannyMac@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
"Good Intentions to Make this in the USA. (Sticker made in China)"
vegeta@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 1y
Freedumb Fone II
https://freedomphone.com/
Hubi@feddit.org · 33 pts · 1y
Wait, this actually runs Linux? This isn't how I imagined mass adoption to go lmfao
partial_accumen@lemmy.world · 48 pts · 1y
The monkey paw curls
pikmeir@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 1y
Switching to Linux to own the libs.
dinren@discuss.online · 4 pts · 1y
OfCourseNot@fedia.io · 2 pts · 1y
Had to take a look at it and... nope. It seems clearOS is a linux (or you know gnu plus linux) distro, but clearOS mobile is android.
ckmnstr@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
What even is this. It's like a Foss OS & Store but all proprietary? More like unfreephone
dhork@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 1y
Hahahaha, he must be pissed off at the "Obama Phone" meme
https://federalnewsnetwork.com/tom-temin-commentary/2017/07/a-short-history-of-the-obamaphone/?readmore=1
WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca · 28 pts · 1y
MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 1y
Scam artist can't stop scamming.
disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 1y
And I’m betting they’ll be exempt to the Apple and Samsung tariffs
Nusm@piefed.zip · 18 pts · 1y
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 16 pts · 1y
With free Russian malware preinstalled
shinxir@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 1y
Correction: Chinese malware.
Russia does not need to gather such intelligence when they can simply phone Trump to get the news.
frezik@midwest.social · 13 pts · 1y
There's something ironic about the Trump Mobile site having a GDPR cookie notice.
Death_Equity@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y
The AI face unlock can determine residency status and the GPS will ping your location every 5 seconds to DHS and ICE if you don't have legal residency or citizenship.
scott@lemmy.org · 4 pts · 1y
About that.... https://www.wired.com/story/ice-palantir-immigrationos/
taiyang@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y
You know what's fucked? How much we really do need a public utility option for cell phones (and Internet). But this ain't it, fam. Oof
MerrySkeptic@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 1y
Talk-O Mobile, perhaps?
thefartographer@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y
Amazing! You have brought me all the internet joy this morning!
- Double-handed handshake and walks away mumbling -
^Simply amazing! That was such a great comment!^
Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 1y
Perfect surveillance device to keep track of all the proles and listen in everywhere.
simplejack@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
What are the odds that this phone filters media for its end users?
altphoto@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 1y
Every dollar goes to curing his dementia.
JHRD1880@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Freedom Phone 2.0
dinren@discuss.online · 5 pts · 1y
shads@lemy.lol · 1 pts · 1y
nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 1y
Would be nice if the law would be enforced on these fucks who continue committing crimes without consequence.