The pedigrees of steers is a world unto itself. I've heard stories of people who were in the business getting wined and dined by governments. Bizarre but pretty interesting.
Probably because the actual plot would be nowhere near exciting enough to compensate for the draconian restrictions enforced by ratings agencies for daring to mention human reproduction 🤷
I don't know, but once I was flying business class and the guy next to me had a liquid-nitrogen flask full of prize-winning brahma bull spooge. According to the guy, couriers like that are well-compensated. Made my work seem meaningful in comparison.
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OmegaLemmy@discuss.online · 32 pts · 1y
30 thousand euros worth? Where are they sold?
remon@ani.social · 38 pts · 1y
It's for personal use.
moody@lemmings.world · 11 pts · 1y
These guys were THIRSTY!
Regrettable_incident@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
If only there was a vegan alternative.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
you may not have any of my flower semen.
edit: no that's mean take a teensy piece
F04118F@feddit.nl · 1 pts · 1y
Veganism implies consent.
Do I need to spell it out for you how to get a load in a vegan way or can you figure it out?
Captain_Baka@feddit.org · 5 pts · 1y
Kinda looks like milk, so maybe they were thirsty?
tomenzgg@midwest.social · 14 pts · 1y
RedstoneValley@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
Taking a bath in style
JustARaccoon@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Other farms for insemination, my guess. I'd imagine they're for specific breeds.
phutatorius@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 1y
There are online marketplaces for it.
TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 1y
The pedigrees of steers is a world unto itself. I've heard stories of people who were in the business getting wined and dined by governments. Bizarre but pretty interesting.
PhoreTwunny@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
Image the culprits, suspected to be fuck-goofs
QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y
Why is that guy red
PhoreTwunny@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
He's a twiggy alien that's severely allergic to dogs
phutatorius@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 1y
He's shy.
Regrettable_incident@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
How much volume is 30k of bull spunk? I'm thinking it must be at least a bucket full.
k0e3@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 1y
The official unit is bull-kkake.
notsosure@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 1y
One man's cum is another man's income
FauxLiving@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
Is nothing sacred?
QuentinCallaghan@sopuli.xyz · 10 pts · 1y
Why there are no movies about sperm bank robberies?
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 1y
Probably because the actual plot would be nowhere near exciting enough to compensate for the draconian restrictions enforced by ratings agencies for daring to mention human reproduction 🤷
hakunawazo@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Wasn't that one plot point of Man of Steel?
sudneo@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y
There is Brassic episode about stealing bull sperm (although from a farm, not a bank).
I think it's S3e01
RizzoTheSmall@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 1y
How do you fence 30k of cow spunk?
phutatorius@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 1y
I don't know, but once I was flying business class and the guy next to me had a liquid-nitrogen flask full of prize-winning brahma bull spooge. According to the guy, couriers like that are well-compensated. Made my work seem meaningful in comparison.
Treczoks@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Do they plan to make Red Bull?
BenLeMan@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Prost Mahlzeit!
Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 1y
Finally, bull milk!
thelittleerik@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
New Jackass Episode???
Witchfire@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
My milkshake brings all the bulls to the yard
Magnum@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1y
instantnudel@feddit.org · 3 pts · 1y
Why me 😭
Magnum@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 1y
omgboom@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1y
Creamy and delicious
Widdershins@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
The barrel was probably mistaken for Nuclear Bloom
phutatorius@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 1y
"Quick, spit it into this thermos!"
WhatYouNeed@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Did no one see this coming?