Coming up with desserts that can be described as "colossal" is a proud American tradition.

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SurfinBird@lemmy.ca · 93 pts · 1y (27 replies)

So… a cake?

MammyWhammy@lemmy.ml · 52 pts · 1y (8 replies)

This is a "at what point does a knife become a sword" type of thing isn't it?

exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 13 pts · 1y (7 replies)

It's already a modification to the word to describe something smaller (a cake baked in a cup), so going back the other way seems like a redundancy.

Like a giant pygmy hippo.

With your knife/sword example, maybe the best analogy is describing the shortest longsword.

Socsa@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y

I have a 14" carving knife which is considered a sword in some parts of Europe.

Droechai@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y (4 replies)

The smallest messer before it becomes a regular knife

spizzat2@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Confused German noises ...

Droechai@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Messer in English refers to the sword with knife handle

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Messer_(sword)

spizzat2@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Sorry, I was just being silly. I am aware of the English meaning. I even linked to the same page you did. I guess I failed to communicate my snark properly.

Droechai@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y

No worries, I misread stuff all the time so it doesn't have to be on you :)

BakerBagel@midwest.social · 1 pts · 1y

IPad mini all over again.

Fermion@feddit.nl · 15 pts · 1y (9 replies)

Now I want more examples of a group sized thing adapted to be personal sized then reinterpreted to be group sized again.

I'm coming up blank, but I guess a similar concept would be post-it note easel pads.

BroBot9000@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y (3 replies)

What? You don’t want to finish your party sized pizza bites?

Beacon@fedia.io · 3 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I think OP meant actual existing examples, not hypotheticals

BroBot9000@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

How rude! Now I’m not going to let you have a dip in my family sized kiddy pool.

Beacon@fedia.io · 3 pts · 1y

Aw man!

exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 1y

Any pizza can be a personal pizza if you believe in yourself.

Beacon@fedia.io · 5 pts · 1y

I got one! Party bicycles!

wagon (multi person) --> bicycle (single person) --> party bike (multi person)

https://www.scottsdalepinkpedaltours.com/

hperrin@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 1y
spicytuna62@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

At what point is a van so big that it's a bus?

huppakee@feddit.nl · 1 pts · 1y

at what point is a bus so small it becomes a mini-van?

Mothra@mander.xyz · 5 pts · 1y

Yeah something like a Panettone Abomination.

(I love real Panettone though)

Rose_Thorne@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 1y

An unfrosted Double Dutch, at that.

That is an offense in itself. You're making it that large, toss on the fudge or Dutch chocolate icing with it.

themeatbridge@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Enjoyed with a double demitasse coffee with 2 half teaspoons of sugar and chilled steamed beef milk.

NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 1y

You can't have coffee AND Bovril.

Jiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I mean, if it was cooked in a cup mold then it is a cup cake no matter the size

mybuttnolie@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

got it, cake with paper on it

Jiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y

basically, yeah

zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 1y

In a dress

hperrin@lemmy.ca · 34 pts · 1y (1 reply)

At that point, isn’t it just a cake wrapped in paper? I don’t think anyone would look at a salad bowl and think, “that is a cup.”

Trex202@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y

No, they'd say "that's a colossal cup."

Tronn4@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Thats past the cup size. It's just a cake

morphballganon@mtgzone.com · 2 pts · 1y

It in a cup tho

HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 20 pts · 1y (1 reply)

At this point thats just a cake. But, if you call it a colossal cupcake you can then charge 10 times the amount.

peteypete420@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y

Ahhh, and here I thought the dumb name was just to make people feel better about eating an entire cake in one sitting. But you have an even better point

TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 1y (1 reply)

4-pounds

6,000 calories

TehBamski@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

You looking to pump those numbers up to levels?

balsoft@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 1y

Capitalists now: "Here is your 26 megajoule cupcake!"

Capitalists a year later: "Here is your insulin subscription, only $299/month!"

Jax@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 1y (3 replies)

100% that kid won't even finish the layer of oreos (?) on the top. What a fucking disgusting use of what I'm going to apprehensively title 'food'.

starman2112@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I don't think it's meant to be eaten by a single person lol

breecher@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y

That is what they always say when they launch such food items, yet it definitely is going to be in a lot of cases. There is a reason the US has an obesity epidemic.

mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y

At that many calories, it better be intended for multiple dozens of people

Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org · 7 pts · 1y

A second cupcake has hit the supermarkets

Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Why did they choose the dried bird poop topping tho?

BakerBagel@midwest.social · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

It's Oreo frosting

AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Yes, that's the commercial name.

renamon_silver@lemmy.wtf · 5 pts · 1y

Three days' calories for the price of one cupcake?!

kambusha@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y

Servings per container: 1

Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y

Zomg, someone cupped the (normal) cake!

Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Give it 5 years. Becomes American "child size" cupcake.

theedqueen@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y

Anomalocaris@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y

but, cake is meant to be shared,

who cares if a cake has 10000 calories.

that's like saying supermarket has millions of calories in their shelves so they are unhealthy

Zenith@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y

Finally a panettone replacement

5in1k@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 1y

Looks like a hard duke rolled in sand.

susi7802@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 1y
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Hazmatastic@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Was there any damage to the supermarkets? It's a pretty big cupcake, i guess, just doesn't seem like that bag a deal?

notsosure@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y

Oh myyy God an awesome culinary experience, bro, is another.

QuoVadisHomines@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y
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MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 0 pts · 1y
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