c/microblogmemes · by _thebrain_@sh.itjust.works · 1ySerious question for the ball owners out there. 439 points · 42 comments · view on lemmy.world
42 Comments
Cruxifux@feddit.nl · 204 pts · 1y
Oh man you had me until I read the page name.
Sciaphobia@sh.itjust.works · 102 pts · 1y
You had me until I read this comment.
sik0fewl@lemmy.ca · 16 pts · 1y
It took me two or three more tries after reading this comment.
_g_be@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
It took me until coming back the next day
knightmare1147@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
I had to double check after I read this comment.
SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org · 10 pts · 1y
This is like that "OneTimeIDreamt" account on Tumblr(?maybe).
0ops@lemm.ee · 114 pts · 1y
jewbacca117@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 1y
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
This movie came out in 1998, so that eight-year-old is 35 now. 💀
roscoe@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1y
They made a movie about that guy. Don't watch it, it's awful. It was all a misunderstanding. The Jesus is actually a good dude.
maccentric@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y
Amazing cast, surprised it’s so bad
parody@lemmings.world · 11 pts · 1y
Who recorded this on their TV :D
Anyway yes exactly, also just saw this clip in:
It’s awesome
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 48 pts · 1y
Of course I do. What do you think the ball washers on a golf course are for?
Hope@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 1y
Correct me if I'm wrong but I don't think basketballs fit in those /s.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 20 pts · 1y
Try the ones at the bowling alley. They might fit there.
edgemaster72@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
I don't know if those wash so much as just shine(o) the ball(o)
And009@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 1y
Slips into the basketball
meyotch@slrpnk.net · 7 pts · 1y
His ball of choice is likely a bit smaller than a golf ball. Should fit fine. Might need a stepladder.
muntedcrocodile@hilariouschaos.com · 5 pts · 1y
Wasn't that how some guy earned a Darwin award?
Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works · 46 pts · 1y
Whoever wrote that, they knew exactly what they were doing.
RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 1y
Well you gotta rinse your balls off afterwards. And bouncing your balls a few times outside first might help. Maybe let some other people play with your balls too. Guys, little girls, whoever wants to, really.
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 1y
Yeah, I will take my dirty balls to playgrounds, so kids can play with them. They really enjoy them, as I keep them nice and round
No need to wash them, if they get dirty anyway
RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Well, you certainly want to wash them if you let kids lick your balls, but otherwise agreed.
peteypete420@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 1y
Yep i definitely missed the basketball reference.
Really wondering like did they just not dry afterwards?
ViatorOmnium@piefed.social · 19 pts · 1y
Ew! People that are these bad at taking care of their balls should be parted from them.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
pineapplelover@lemm.ee · 17 pts · 1y
On lemmy I usually read the sub name first but for some reason on reddit I don't
nesc@lemmy.cafe · 15 pts · 1y
Unless it's covered in shit, why would you wash it?
criss_cross@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
I mean who’s gonna smell your balls anytime soon?
Zorque@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
The neighbors dog is usually pretty interested.
RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Just smear a little peanut butter on your balls, and the neighbor's dog will lick them thoroughly.
aaron@infosec.pub · 13 pts · 1y
asdf
frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 1y
In the advanced class, we use orbital sanders.
Kentifer@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Sometimes I'm attracted to men. Sometimes I read this shit. There is no overlap.
al4s@feddit.org · 24 pts · 1y
Have you seen the subreddit in the screenshot?
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Reminds me of an old joke about a golfer who was so dumb he broke his leg when he fell off the ball washer.
RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Which leg?
RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
arin@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
My hands after touching the ball... Never again
RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
gedaliyah@lemmy.world · -8 pts · 1y
Wow I don't miss that place. Thanks for the reminder - Lemmy is not perfect, but it sure ain't that.
chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 19 pts · 1y
Did you read the subreddit, or you just don't like this kind of humor? Because I don't think this kinda humor is below Lemmy or anything.
gedaliyah@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 1y
Lol I completely did not. Whoosh.
parody@lemmings.world · 11 pts · 1y
Isn’t it funny some humans get stuck with brains that won’t let them make a comment like this
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