c/lemmyshitpost · by canihasaccount@lemmy.world · 1yWake up fam, two new genders just dropped 467 points · 34 comments · view on lemmy.world
34 Comments
cRazi_man@europe.pub · 75 pts · 1y
I identify as electrical (pronouns: zip/zap).
grrgyle@slrpnk.net · 22 pts · 1y
I was actually raised by a single umpire and everyone just assumed I would turn out umpire too but I'm actually electrical
bampop@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Nobody is born an umpire, you become an umpire if you get bitten by one but umpire parents always have electrical babies
A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
Same, literally š its my job
SippyCup@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 1y
Username checks out.
VitoRobles@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 1y
Zop.
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 1y
Happy for you that you finally get your recognition!
abfarid@startrek.website · 33 pts · 1y
What are they implying with that wide-ass door for women?
argh_another_username@lemmy.ca · 21 pts · 1y
I donāt like yo mama jokes. I just think about them.
But seriously, strollers and wheelchairs.
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y
Itās probably for ADA compliance
Hux@lemmy.ml · 20 pts · 1y
If it were for ADA compliance, the āUmpiresā door would need a Braille sign.
spankmonkey@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Compliance with their wide asses!
abbadon420@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
I like wide asses and I cannot lie
jewbacca117@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
VonReposti@feddit.dk · 9 pts · 1y
They're probably implying exactly this.
A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Maybe for strollers?
Sadbutdru@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 1y
Also the only one with a key pad!?
abfarid@startrek.website · 1 pts · 1y
I can't extract a yo momma joke from that though
Iapetus@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 1y
If yo mama has wheels, she needs wheelchair access toilets.
abfarid@startrek.website · 1 pts · 1y
Nah, she would've been a bike.
FenrirIII@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
I thought this was America!
TheBat@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 1y
FelixCress@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Probably USA.
doingthestuff@lemy.lol · 4 pts · 1y
Electricians and umpires don't require accessible doors.
joella@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 24 pts · 1y
gasp there's a transformer in the electrical bathroom!
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 7 pts · 1y
"My name is Optimus Prime..."
baggachipz@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 1y
Iām tired of umpires being discriminated against! They are not āseparate but equalā. I say we treat them like the humans they pretend to be.
wise_pancake@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 1y
Iāll stop discriminating against umpires when they learn to see.
21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com · 12 pts · 1y
Decidedly identifying as electrical if that's an option.
myster0n@feddit.nl · 10 pts · 1y
How do you become an umpire? Do you become one when you're bitten by another umpire?
theneverfox@pawb.social · 1 pts · 1y
You get hit by a baseball. Then you're cursed with an overwhelming fear of getting hit by baseballs
This compels you to get protective equipment and hide behind a guy (who's entire job is to catch the ball if it makes it past the batter)
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
They should have the umpires sign in braille
random_character_a@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
There is a Finnish hick t-shirt text "Don't touch electrician when you are wet".
This is because electrician in Finnish is "sƤhkƶmies" and is literally translated "electric man"
DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org · 1 pts · 1y
The other guard lies on even days.
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 1y
Are umpires electric?
griff@lemmings.world · 4 pts · 1y
welcome to the multiverse