c/lemmyshitpost · by Gork@sopuli.xyz · 1yCorn is a way of life 🌽 680 points · 26 comments · view on lemmy.world
26 Comments
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 1y
Kualdir@feddit.nl · 14 pts · 1y
Corn?
Allonzee@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
sundray@lemmus.org · 10 pts · 1y
"GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD! CORN!"
Obnomus@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 1y
Look at this
nailbar@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 1y
Love it 🌽
Obnomus@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 1y
Glad that u liked it
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 1y
MUCH better than the official motto (basically the Gadsden flag but less memorable) and all the other state lies!
Xanthrax@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
"Don't step on my corn." ?
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1y
Nope.
"Our liberties we prize and our rights we will maintain" 😴
Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
I thought it was "We only exist because of HFCS subsidies, our only claim to fame is 'Slipknot is from here'"
Rebecca_Corndogs@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
It really should be:
Iowa
A place to stay
the_crotch@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y
Godric@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
God I wish that were me
the_crotch@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y
Same. Look how excited he is just to get corn on the cob at a fair with his grandma. I wish I had that kind of passion for anything.
Awesomo85@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y
There's not a bad thing about it!!
21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com · 4 pts · 1y
I was born in Nebraska and I can say we shit corn too.
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 1y
I kinda like this version of the midwest though.
Nalivai@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 1y
Country girl make do
hydrashok@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
All I know
All I owe
I owe I-o-way
https://youtu.be/UdcPF9-fPws
OldChicoAle@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
I love corn and as a celiac I have to substitute for corn all the time. I just wish it had more protein...
Undisputedscoop@discuss.online · 2 pts · 1y
I am my father's son, cause he's a phantom, a mystery and that leaves me NOTHING
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
I don't get the "cause he's a phantom" line. His father's ghostly nature is what caused him to become a father? His mysteriousness impregnated a lady?
jballs@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y
Rusty@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 1y
https://youtube.com/watch?v=j8qp3ITVqY0
acockworkorange@mander.xyz · 1 pts · 1y
You owe a bitch what?
Klear@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y
Tow a bitch