Chimps develop fashion trend by shoving grass in their ears — and in their butts
https://www.livescience.com/animals/land-mammals/chimps-develop-fashion-trend-by-shoving-grass-in-their-ears-and-in-their-butts
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dantheclamman@lemmy.world · 52 pts · 1y
For those saying Figure or it didn't happen, from the paper
0x01@lemmy.ml · 54 pts · 1y
Juma a freak
grue@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 1y
That's one chimp's kink, not a trend.
Also, I did not expect to write that sentence.
dantheclamman@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
A couple others tried, but it's Juma's thing
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
"Meanwhile, in the other group, a male named Juma was identified as the possible innovator of the daring new grass-in-butt variation, which spread to most of his group mates within a week, according to the study."
So apparently it wasn't just his kink. Most of them had a twig up their ass, lol
dacvm@mander.xyz · 25 pts · 1y
Seems like grass-in-rectum is not a hit
dalekcaan@feddit.nl · 6 pts · 1y
It is with Juma
floo@retrolemmy.com · 2 pts · 1y
djvinniev77@lemmy.ca · 31 pts · 1y
… which is the style at the time…”
sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 1y
Not any weirder than attaching plastic hairs to your eyelids.
sundray@lemmus.org · 9 pts · 1y
Your brown-eye lid 😜
Maiq@lemy.lol · 25 pts · 1y
Only a matter of time.
sundray@lemmus.org · 8 pts · 1y
Oh shit. There goes the planet!
ruuster13@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 1y
We're legally banning chemtrails up in hurrr
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 1y
Grass in the butt!
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 1y
Always nice to hear what the cousins are up to these days
postmateDumbass@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 1y
First they use tools, now wheatgrass enemas.
What's next ? more gas burning cars on the road?
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 1y
a colon scrubber.
Dudewitbow@lemmy.zip · 14 pts · 1y
chimps providing proof that tails and ear fluff is desireable, therefor kemonomimi is endgame looks
sundray@lemmus.org · 3 pts · 1y
Ears and tails become couture, confirmed!
sirico@feddit.uk · 10 pts · 1y
Juma, you wouldn't get it darling it's called fashion
yeahiknow3@lemmings.world · 9 pts · 1y
Shockingly similar to homo sapiens.
TuffNutzes@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
So you're saying we're basically chimps.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 7 pts · 1y
“Hey, did you see Coco? She had a whole fistful of grass in her ass. It was so hot!”
-Bobo the Chimp
charade_you_are@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y
why is it always butt stuff with chimps?
Dolphinfreetuna@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
It's cash, ass or grass. Two out of three ain't bad.
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org · 5 pts · 1y
A bit late to be an earphone cargo cult
Lemminary@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
I said what what!
myster0n@feddit.nl · 4 pts · 1y
They might've learned that from me ... Sorry guys.
AntiBullyRanger@ani.social · 3 pts · 1y
Can't deny my love for grass either!👍💋😋
ruuster13@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 1y
Like Voyager II leaving the solar system, humans passed Idiocracy and kept going. At current velocity, is it possible this is a papyrus tabloid headline from 25 years in the future?
Bot@sub.community · 2 pts · 1y
Give Africa back to Chimps Movement is on the way
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
If chimps ever take over the world and have a space program they'll send grass to Uranus.
ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net · 1 pts · 1y
This looks so rad. Anyone knows where I can buy a nice ear glass?