c/lemmyshitpost · by Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1y

Missed it by that much!

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46 Comments

AGD4@lemmy.world · 70 pts · 1y (6 replies)

Haven't you heard the expression "Missed it by a mile."?

Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 23 pts · 1y (5 replies)

Missed opportunity 😱

flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y

Don't bother with the lotto ticket bud, and maybe rethink those life changes you were fantisizing about...

ArtVandelay@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (3 replies)

It's ok, I like the Get Smart reference too.

Nusm@piefed.zip · 6 pts · 1y (2 replies)

ORIGINAL Get Smart with Don Adams too, not that abomination of a movie they made with Carrell.

ArtVandelay@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I didn't know they had made a remake lol

Nusm@piefed.zip · 3 pts · 1y

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0425061/

2008 movie. The names of the characters were the same, but they didn’t act anything like in the original show. It was a stain on the legacy of the original.

eager_eagle@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 1y (4 replies)

boobg

InFerNo@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 1y

That's Player Unknown's game, right?

SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

gboob*

remotelove@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 1y

M137@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

BOOBG*

outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 38 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Drive in reverse. I don't care. Drive. In. Reverse. Then flip your car.

wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

A mission made just for me

outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1y

The hero we need.

Also maybe deserve.

prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 1y

This works, I've tried it.

myrrh@ttrpg.network · 18 pts · 1y (3 replies)

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FUsername@feddit.org · 7 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Did you ever consider cleaning the car during that approximately 80k miles?

unimalion@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I think it's more like you stop driving the car once you hit 80085 and keep it as a trophy

FUsername@feddit.org · 1 pts · 1y

Ok. Then also the well earned patina makes sense.

froh42@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Now try to get "clitoris" miles, but I'll bet you'll never find it.

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

KittyCat@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y

I've got you OP

Adori@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y

Its ok bro just drive backwards

Sludgeyy@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Dang you would have gotten BoobSmiles too

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

I felt only slight disappointment initially, but this just ruined my day. OP you need to figure out how rolling back odometers works STAT.

What the fuck have you done.

OldChicoAle@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y

Damn now you gotta get a new car :(

MangioneDontMiss@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 1y

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Akasazh@feddit.nl · 9 pts · 1y

I posted mine recently. In dull men's club. I must say I planned more about that post than is care to admit

Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Look at you with your shiny basically unused car!

Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Lol, I hesitated to post, but why not? So my car's a mess. Who cares?

Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

M8! It's only done 80000. How much of a mess can it be really? Mines done about twice that and it has a busted alternator and a tourist in a camper managed to rip my mirror out of the door.

expatriado@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

go back to the dealer and start again

BigBenis@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y (2 replies)

BOOBG

pyre@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

the topless battle royale

Cort@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Boob sechs

magnetosphere@fedia.io · 6 pts · 1y

Now I’m hearing the title in the Get Smart guy’s voice

xavier666@lemmy.umucat.day · 5 pts · 1y

Hey, i also have a prndl on my car