'Chimp Crazy' star Tonia Haddix arrested as authorities find another secret chimp in her home
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/chimp-crazy-tonia-haddix-arrested-rcna220819
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/chimp-crazy-tonia-haddix-arrested-rcna220819
25 Comments
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 1y
Hope she's got a good plastic surgeon's business card tucked away in her wallet, I know how this story ends.
Jerb322@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 1y
From the looks of it, she has one but I'm not sure how "good" they are...
Texas_Hangover@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y
Bitch be lookin' like Mama Firefly.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 1y
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
Chimp / Tuck
El_Scapacabra@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 1y
Chef's kiss
charade_you_are@sh.itjust.works · 27 pts · 1y
Fuck, I hope nobody comes after all the chimps I have stashed in my basement. Scary article
huppakee@feddit.nl · 14 pts · 1y
Scubus@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y
Shes evil!
Nvm shes probably in the right
Agent641@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
CXORA@aussie.zone · 0 pts · 1y
I see you've fallen for the anti-peta propaganda.
Scubus@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 1y
Well, considering they euthanize animals at a much higher rate than other shelters, are known to peddle misinformation, and the fact that theyve been known to steal people animals to kill them, yeah, I'd certainly say i have. They're emotionally manipulative, abusive to their animals, and hippocrites. Fuck PETA
IzzyJ@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
They also pushed bullshit suggesting milk causes autism
Scubus@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y
I linked to that
CXORA@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 1y
Peta accepts animals that other shelters reject... so of course their rates are worse. Do you object to euthenasia in general?
So they had one bad ad campaign.. Okay.
Peta does not, as an organisation, steal pets.
Poojabber@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
You are correct. PETA is very similar to the united states police. There are good members that are doing some good out there, however there are a great many documented cases of them doing terrible things that stain the reputation of the vast majority.
Pumafred9@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
The best place to stash your secret chimps, is in a 'pocket universe'.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
Onion did it first
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 1y
This lady is 100% fucking these chimps, right?
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
no....of course not. you can't just fuck a chimpanzee.
they are fucking her though.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 3 pts · 1y
"Nah fellas. I'm just gonna stay home and... Play with my monkey. You know how long it took me to train Chim-Chim here to suck my dick without peeling it first?"
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 1y
that doesn't sound very....apeeling....
markovs_gun@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
I don't think so. I did a deep dive into the rabbit hole of people who keep chimps as pets a while back and from my understanding of would be pretty hard to get a chimp to fuck you. Un-castrated male chimps are extremely violent animals and even if they were to try to have sex with a human it would be an extremely dangerous endeavor. I think most of the ladies (and interestingly, it's almost entirely ladies) who keep chimps as pets definitely have some kind of psychological problem, but they mostly view their relationship as mother/child. Not saying that eliminates the possibility of misplaced sexual attraction, but in the written content I've seen from monkey moms and chimp parents I have never picked up a sexual aspect, although this was before this lady was famous and I haven't read anything about her specifically other than what's in this thread and article.
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Chip_Rat@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
So what is HBOs liability in all this? I started my original comment with "why aren't the producers all the way down to the camera OPs not being charged with somethng?" But then... This situation is bullshit but real journalists need incentives to seek out serious crime, and need to be able to record and report on it....
But then if she was keeping a human prisoner, obviously that wouldn't fly....
Where is the line? At what point does ("should", I know this will never happen) HBO get all their profits seized and rights to the doc taken away?
teamevil@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y