Shortly after moving out on my own I realized I could just buy broccoli and steam it and eat it whenever I want. Keep in mind I LOOOOOVED steamed broccoli; especially with lemon juice and butter.
I have binged on candy and felt awful afterwards but never in my life have I felt as miserable as I did the night after I ate a whole head of broccoli. The trapped gas in my abdomen literally made me wish I was dead.
…and my dumb ass had to do this twice before before I made the connection…
I was in college and loved Arby's beef and Cheddars. Ordered 5 at the drive through, ate them all within 20 minutes. Oof. I still remember how heavy they were.
What weighs more, 5 Arby's beef and cheddar or 5 pounds of Tungsten? The 5 Arby's beef and cheddar, because you also gotta carry the weight of what you did to those Arby's workers
49 Comments
Broadfern@lemmy.world · 62 pts · 1y
The other side to that is realizing how sick you feel after eating three giant KitKats
bleistift2@sopuli.xyz · 35 pts · 1y
Doesn’t matter. The fourth will put it right.
Broadfern@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Goddammit I originally put four and then edited to three LMAO
teft@piefed.social · 2 pts · 1y
And the fifth brings you back to upset tummy.
ccunning@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 1y
Shortly after moving out on my own I realized I could just buy broccoli and steam it and eat it whenever I want. Keep in mind I LOOOOOVED steamed broccoli; especially with lemon juice and butter.
I have binged on candy and felt awful afterwards but never in my life have I felt as miserable as I did the night after I ate a whole head of broccoli. The trapped gas in my abdomen literally made me wish I was dead.
…and my dumb ass had to do this twice before before I made the connection…
myrrh@ttrpg.network · 10 pts · 1y
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Dude, you know what's worse than trapped gas from broccoli? Trapped broccoli. Be careful.
Dave@lemmy.nz · 8 pts · 1y
Well being an adult is taking a giant bite through a bunch of giant kitkats, then putting the rest away for another day.
IndiBrony@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Just wait until you realise there are FOUR Kit Kats in the image!
bassomitron@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
I think there's actually five, haha
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Isoprenoid@programming.dev · 58 pts · 1y
Fuck Nestle, Kit Kats are made by Nestle.
skisnow@lemmy.ca · 22 pts · 1y
I've resigned myself to having to only Fuck Nestle on most of their products. Perfect is the enemy of good.
tja@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y
I don't think there is any Nestle product I need
TheBat@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
otacon239@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 1y
But being an adult is realizing those choices are accommodated by consequences. Like all your friends giving you shit for being ‘lol random’.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 15 pts · 1y
No! I specifically ordered my increased autonomy without any adulting! I demand a replacement or a refund!
Lemminary@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
Refund granted and adult status revoked. Credits were added to your adult account, which requires you to be an adult to sign in! Have a good day. :)
LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe · 3 pts · 1y
At least you can decide for yourself if you want to accept those consequences.
Coolbeanschilly@lemmy.ca · 16 pts · 1y
bleistift2@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 1y
If your body reacts this way from eating too many sweets once, then your problem started weeks before.
The human body needs way less nutrients than people generally assume.
Coolbeanschilly@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 1y
Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe · 1 pts · 1y
If I ate something like this, I'd feel awful in a matter of minutes, probably about 30. Oh, it would taste awesome until then.
I'm not diabetic, but hypoglycemia sucks balls. I can't even eat a fucking banana unless I've just had a meal. 😕
bleistift2@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 1y
How does a banana give you low blood sugar, and how could eating a meal (= more carbohydrates) help?
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y
Me, as a child: "I want to eat four KitKats at once."
My parents: "You'll give yourself a tummy ache and spend the rest of the day puking and shitting."
Me, as an adult: puking and shitting noises
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 1y
We still live in a society governed by laws and morals.
Straight to jail.
Bonesince1997@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
You're right, and it's a jail of diabetes.
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 1y
I was 26 before I realised that I could have as much bacon as I wanted whenever I wanted.
ook@discuss.tchncs.de · 9 pts · 1y
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
They say bring on the crestor lined bacon
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 1y
MellowYellow13@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Nah, not if you eat like this. You prob unhealthy af
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 1y
Actually, I think I'm doing pretty well for a guy my age. Certainly better than the average. However, I could stand to do better.
I don't actually eat bacon everyday. Just because I can do something doesn't mean that I do.
Got any tips for an older gent that's looking for some gains? Not trying to look like Chris Hemsworth, but a healthy muscle tone would be nice.
Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 1y
Anyone else just randomly bought a cake and ate the whole thing?
Being an adult isn't all bad.
ABetterTomorrow@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y
It’s funny till you been a grown up too long and you get either disgusted or scared of this lol.
myrrh@ttrpg.network · 6 pts · 1y
Lifter@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 1y
I guess you didn't learn your lesson then...
Juvyn00b@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
I was in college and loved Arby's beef and Cheddars. Ordered 5 at the drive through, ate them all within 20 minutes. Oof. I still remember how heavy they were.
myrrh@ttrpg.network · 2 pts · 1y
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
What weighs more, 5 Arby's beef and cheddar or 5 pounds of Tungsten? The 5 Arby's beef and cheddar, because you also gotta carry the weight of what you did to those Arby's workers
Ryktes@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Kitititit-Katatatat
Nusm@piefed.zip · 6 pts · 1y
Working too hard can give you a heart attackackackackackack…
Supervisor194@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
♫♪ You oughtta know by now...♩♬
edgemaster72@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
He's trading in his Chevy for a Kitititit-Katatatat
JackbyDev@programming.dev · 6 pts · 1y
The best part about eating kit kats wrong is the look of disgust on everyone's faces as you do.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
There's no right way to eat a kit kat. Fuck nestle.
JackbyDev@programming.dev · 1 pts · 1y
My friends sure seem to think there is.
Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 1y
Next comes the realization you can also buy quality treats.
You're welcome.
kinkles@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y
When I started living on my own I baked a whole thing of cinnamon rolls and ate them all.
sga@lemmings.world · 5 pts · 1y
I never even thought that i would call someone this, but you have forced me to. YOU BARBARIC!
bleistift2@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 1y
Man was it nice to fill up a shopping cart with ALL THE SWEETS and no-one could stop me.
tiredofsametab@fedia.io · 2 pts · 1y
Who eats a kit-cube starting from a corner?!
Alexstarfire@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Choosing to by a psycho is definitely a choice.
Fleur_@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 1y
I used to have a kit Kat addiction and would eat a whole chocolate block sized bar of the stuff like this
hOrni@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 355d
I once bought myself a birthday cake for dinner. Yes, I am overweight, why do You ask?
swordgeek@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 1y
Just wait until you realize that being an adult means sucky responsibilities.
NegentropicBoy@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Then spit it right out again, as you know how much damage it will do.