Thanks, I hate it.

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Lumidaub@feddit.org · 39 pts · 1y (3 replies)

... fuck you and the shuttle you rode in in for sharing this with the world.

The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 1y (1 reply)

gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y

Watch out for rocks!

verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y

Fair.

slazer2au@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 1y (3 replies)

So Colin Mochrie could have been picked as Picard and no one would be the wiser?

ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 1y (2 replies)

You mean...

njm1314@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Oh man I'm going to have to try and find that one that one sounds funny.

ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

S2e36 (Drew Carey era) is the first usage during the Superheroes sketch. The idea of Captain Hair shows up some 5 or 6 more times throughout.

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 1y

Bald Kirk is going to “accidentally” phaser an Ambassador while quail hunting.

quediuspayu@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 20 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I wonder if still exists that screen test of Picard with a wig speaking with a French accent that Stewart talked about in an interview.

The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 1y (1 reply)

There are a lot of fakes claiming to be from that screen test, unfortunately.

But we do see him in a wig in "I, Claudius" from the 70s.

RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

That one's not bad though, the style suits him.

swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 18 pts · 1y (6 replies)

Picard with hair kinda looks like Archer, tbh

rumba@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 1y (2 replies)

gives me Scott Bakula vibes (Quantum Leap)

swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Scott Bakula played Captain Johnathan Archer in Star Trek: Enterprise as well!

rumba@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 1y

Oh, crap, thought we were talking about Archer the animated character

My bad

kieron115@startrek.website · 3 pts · 1y

I re-watch Enterprise regularly and I STILL immediately think of Sterling Archer instead of Johnathan Archer D=

Contrariwise@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 1y

THANK you. I was looking at the left picture going, "Is it me or does he look weirdly like Scott Bakula...man, it's not me, right?"

Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

I was staring at the left pic trying to imagine him saying Danger Zone but couldn't see it

DandomRude@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y (5 replies)

Stewart is still a handsome man despite his hair loss, but that doesn't seem to apply to Shatner - he certainly got lucky.

wjrii@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y (1 reply)

This is Captain George Costanza erasure, and I will not stand for it. WILL NOT STAND!

TheTechnician27@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y

The Soup Cardassian was always my favorite side character.

"You want yamok sauce?"

"Yes, please."

"Three strips of latinum."

Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y

Its well known Shatner has been wearing a hair piece for decades, same with Ted Danson

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y

He certainly got a lucky toupee. :)

0x01@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 1y

Honestly he seems a bit better looking without the hair, what a lucky lad

negativenull@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y

Pirk and Kicard

Codename_goose@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 1y (2 replies)

The photoshop job in this is quite good. I did some pixel peeping (sorry). Unless you are looking for the edit you would not see it.

The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Is it an actual photoshop then? This isn't mine, and I assumed whoever did the original edit used some sort of faceswap or AI app to do it because it looked so smooth.

jacksilver@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

Pretty sure it's AI as the faves also look off. I had to look up the original photos, but Patrick Stewart looks noticeably different and William Shatners is too high Def.

teft@piefed.social · 9 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Captain Pic-haired makes me uncomfortable. I would not follow him to sto-vo-kor.

verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y

Indeed, his silvered and precise tonsure inspired confidence, like the curve of a freshly honed bat'leth.

pyre@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y

Stewart is looks so much better without hair.

thefluffiest@feddit.nl · 7 pts · 1y

Better Call Jean-Luc

Australis13@fedia.io · 6 pts · 1y

Off to the agony booth with you!

bappity@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

Picarcher

psycho_driver@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

Shatcard 007.

Moggo@lemmynsfw.com · 5 pts · 1y (4 replies)

The right picture looks EXACTLY like epic Lloyd from epic rap battles of history.

dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Oh wow. Did he do Kirk in any ERB video? Seems obvious in hindsight.

CrazyLikeGollum@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)
Klear@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Also Picard in Musk vs Zuck:

GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

confirmed, Epic Lloyd is Captain Kirks son.

thessnake03@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 1y

Jeans Tiberius Pikirk

homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

FIRE!

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y