on tits vs. ass

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38 Comments

UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 360d (6 replies)

If you were offered the real thing or a pale imitation, which would you choose? Boobs are simply asses on the chest! The Ass is superior!

usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca · 18 pts · 360d (3 replies)

Counterpoint: nipples

naeap@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 359d (2 replies)

Ah, just better pimples, which you often can find amass on ass!

Black616Angel@discuss.tchncs.de · 11 pts · 359d (1 reply)

Call me old-fashioned, but I ain't gonna suck the white juice out of ass pimples.

A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 358d

What an awful day to be literate

Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 360d

o7

THE ASS CAME FIRST!!!!

krashmo@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 360d

Maybe asses are just back boobs without nipples.

Geobloke@aussie.zone · 28 pts · 359d (4 replies)

Just tried listening to him talk about male loneliness... what a crocodile crock of shite.

He blamed it on "female" teachers treating men as lesser, despite that being one of two respectable professions women were allowed for the better part of the last 200 years

Also is there a community to talk shit about right wing media

regedit@lemmy.zip · 15 pts · 359d (2 replies)

Also is there a community to talk shit about right wing media

Yes, lemmy!

Geobloke@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 359d (1 reply)

Haha, true, but i was thinking of something where a plane where we can hate watch/listen to conservative influencers and pull it apart. I was listening to a Charlie Kirk podcast and really need to vent

regedit@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 358d

Be the community you want to see in the fediverse!

some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 359d
ceenote@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 360d (3 replies)

Too coherent for Jordy.

idriss@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 359d (1 reply)

This dude confused the shit out of me when I started seeing him in short videos. Sounds smart while saying non-sense pseudo science.

I checked more about him, apparently he was normal and reasonable during early academic career then decided to go nuts and it kinda worked for him financially.

UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 359d

Reactionnaries will do that.

FundMECFS@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 359d

Yeah this sounds more like Zižek

moseschrute@lemmy.ml · 17 pts · 359d (1 reply)

Haven't seen a picture of Jordan Peterson in awhile. He's not looking too good. I'm thinking he might not have all the answers.

notso@feddit.org · 5 pts · 359d

Must be that beef-only diet. He probably has severe vitamin deficiency and is slowly starving himself.

https://www.irishtimes.com/life-and-style/food-and-drink/my-carnivore-diet-what-i-learned-from-eating-only-beef-salt-and-water-1.3625293

blargh513@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 360d

Well boobs on your face are fun, but they can't fart in my mouth, so what's the point?!

YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 15 pts · 359d (1 reply)

Lobsters evolved a near 0 tits to ass ratio, now testosterone is their friend making chemical!

Checkmate lurbrls!

regedit@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 359d

Eventually, all ass and boobs evolve to be crabs!

ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 360d (7 replies)

Yet another Western false prophet. He should've just stuck to fashion, he's somewhat competent in that area (although my wife says I have no eyes for fashion so maybe I'm giving him too much credit, lol).

eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 20 pts · 359d (1 reply)

I do not like that look at all. 😄 Listen to your wife.

muts@feddit.nl · 14 pts · 359d

Sheogorath cosplay

Soapbox@lemmy.zip · 12 pts · 359d

Looks like a hunger games villain.

Toribor@corndog.social · 4 pts · 359d (1 reply)

As I approach 40 I've been trying to make fashion choices that are something like 'stylish aloof professor' but I'm always worried that I end up in the 'douchebag psuedointellectual buffoon' category like this chode of a human being.

thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 359d

tweed jackets with leather patches on the elbows. never fails.

shawn1122@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 359d

I condemn this.

RattlerSix@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 359d

"We define God as that which is most important to us. So when we take the ass n titties heirarchy in light of the metaphysical substrate, titties is God"

WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 360d (1 reply)

I can hear it in his voice

TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 359d

Kermit the frog ass misogynist

RBWells@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 359d (1 reply)

No. Boobs are luck or money. Ass is work, dedication, commitment.

bluecat_OwO@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 358d

yes but no. Boobs are perfect the way they, all shapes and size are ideal. While ass, no sir. Some like big, some like it fat, some like it muscular and some like it skinny.

Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 359d
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kepix@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 358d

give me the dragon. double dragon.

Sam_Bass@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 359d

Well its just a fact that some people just don't like cake

Frozengyro@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 360d

I want him to debate the counter argument that ass is the original boobs. I think there was a cartoon about that, I think it was in a black and white manga style.

lesnout27@feddit.org · 2 pts · 357d

The noise detail level of the text is the same as here

sad_detective_man@leminal.space · 1 pts · 360d
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