It's probably from the era when everyone had a Facebook account. In the modern era, I am sure a Tik-tok (is that what all the kids are doing now?) video would suffice.
Now consider this, you both have different shops in the mall you have to take a photo in, you start from different ends of the mall, the one who finds the other or takes the photos first wins. It could be like stalking but more of a game.
That could be a cute game! But he wanted me to try and escape the mall. The price of failure was him ushering me to a dressing room to do things only he was interested in doing.
No, that wasn't the issue. He was decently put together, a little older than I like, but I enjoyed conversing with him. Until he brought up stalking me, and I told him that would give me horrible anxiety, and he kept trying to talk me into it.
Dude wants to be that one pirate from the Pirates of the Caribbean ride in Disney Land they used to have that just went in circles chasing a girl, and is then seen later running in a circle away from a fat woman with a rolling pin.
It's weird they changed those. Like... It was fair. He got chased back. And I mean... They're still blowing shit up, killing folks and stealing loot. How is chasing a lady around worse?
This person is unwell. Not because of the desire to chase someone (I have thoughts on that, but…) the high five and shit. Getting sweaty but they won't pay if they can't catch you but you also can't go easy on them if they're a slow fuck who can't catch you otherwise or you won't get paid. If I knew someone who posted this, I would disassociate from them.
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Okokimup@lemmy.world · 128 pts · 1y
My dog posted this.
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca · 67 pts · 1y
This is a red, beige, and green checkered flag.
MissJinx@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
I want you to do exactly what I want, but I don't want you to do it because I want, I want you to want to do it. What an easy going person
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 1y
Yeah this person sounds annoying and like they might be a serial killer later and i want to hang out with them. Possibly even enough to run.
ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip · 45 pts · 1y
Honestly sounds fun but I'd want to vibe check with a coffee first lol
JackbyDev@programming.dev · 40 pts · 1y
Bro needs to get into competitive tag
gray@lemmy.ml · 12 pts · 1y
I need to get into this. How did I not know this existed?
Agent641@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
Come closer, I'll tell you how to get started with it.
"Tag you're it"
Runs
Brett@feddit.org · 35 pts · 1y
Would do it for free but i havent had a facebook account for over a decade now.
TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 1y
Its craigslist.
crank0271@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 1y
Right, but one of the requirements is a Facebook post at the end.
r00ty@kbin.life · 12 pts · 1y
It's probably from the era when everyone had a Facebook account. In the modern era, I am sure a Tik-tok (is that what all the kids are doing now?) video would suffice.
Diddlydee@feddit.uk · 7 pts · 1y
There was no era when everyone had a Facebook account.
_druid@sh.itjust.works · 27 pts · 1y
I was talking to a guy who wanted to stalk me through a mall until he caught me. He seemed confused when I wasn't interested.
programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 15 pts · 1y
Now consider this, you both have different shops in the mall you have to take a photo in, you start from different ends of the mall, the one who finds the other or takes the photos first wins. It could be like stalking but more of a game.
_druid@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 1y
That could be a cute game! But he wanted me to try and escape the mall. The price of failure was him ushering me to a dressing room to do things only he was interested in doing.
programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 1y
Pretty creepy, maybe not the best plan
_druid@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 1y
I agree, and I let him know that haha
baines@lemmy.cafe · -6 pts · 1y
that just sounds like he wasn’t hot enough
_druid@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y
No, that wasn't the issue. He was decently put together, a little older than I like, but I enjoyed conversing with him. Until he brought up stalking me, and I told him that would give me horrible anxiety, and he kept trying to talk me into it.
kautau@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
Because of the implication
TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 25 pts · 1y
I would sign up for this in a heartbeat. Much lower stakes than doing a crime right in front of a cop, and probably almost as much fun
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1y
You've clearly never done crime in front of a cop. It's very fun.
TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 1y
Never intentionally 😅 but I have had the pleasure of running from them a few times!
ChillPill@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 1y
No weirdos though
RedEyeFlightControl@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
iii@mander.xyz · 22 pts · 1y
Pays 5 EUR
ook@discuss.tchncs.de · 7 pts · 1y
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 1y
Go play open-field paintball. Sounds like he’s into the hunt, so up the ante and be hunted too. Do the stalking while being stalked.
baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de · 10 pts · 1y
that's not a power fantasy anymore
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
You might be right.
humanspiral@lemmy.ca · 19 pts · 1y
the many outs on getting paid is a deal breaker.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
This person just needs better parents
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 1y
They weren't fast enough
eager_eagle@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
well, they didn't get paid, so it's their loss
apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
Serial killer type shit.
tiramichu@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y
Yeah sure if my dog is a serial killer
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
for a second I thought I was on 196
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 8 pts · 1y
Dude wants to be that one pirate from the Pirates of the Caribbean ride in Disney Land they used to have that just went in circles chasing a girl, and is then seen later running in a circle away from a fat woman with a rolling pin.
It's weird they changed those. Like... It was fair. He got chased back. And I mean... They're still blowing shit up, killing folks and stealing loot. How is chasing a lady around worse?
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
aesthelete@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Read this in Nathan Fielder's voice.
Diddlydee@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 1y
Relentless chasing, like those robot dogs from Black Mirror.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 1y
This person is unwell. Not because of the desire to chase someone (I have thoughts on that, but…) the high five and shit. Getting sweaty but they won't pay if they can't catch you but you also can't go easy on them if they're a slow fuck who can't catch you otherwise or you won't get paid. If I knew someone who posted this, I would disassociate from them.
Surp@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Wow talk about a woosh of humor flying over your head lol
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 1y
Perhaps. I like dry, absurdist humor. This doesn't read like that to me at all.