c/asklemmy · by kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works · 1yWhat is the lamest pickup line you can think of? Mine is "Are you pee? Cuz urine my heart." 65 points · 41 comments · view on lemmy.world
41 Comments
PennyRoyal@sh.itjust.works · 48 pts · 1y
Hey baby, are you a school? Coz I want to shoot kids in you
Admetus@sopuli.xyz · 12 pts · 1y
This is the best pickup line to get punched in the face /s 😂
konalt@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 1y
teawrecks@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 1y
Hah, is that the main character from Disco Elysium?
FooBarrington@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Yes, it's Volition.
GrantUsEyes@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 1y
He is indeed.
Stern@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 1y
I put the STD in Stud, all I need is U.
witness_me@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 1y
You win 😂
aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 22 pts · 1y
cl4p_tp@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 1y
Dude, you need to get some F1.
pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 1y
What does f1 do?
cl4p_tp@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 1y
Help...
pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1y
Ah thanks. I've never used f1 before
CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 1y
Reduce screen brightness, on mine.
joelfromaus@aussie.zone · 19 pts · 1y
Seen in a previous thread; daaamn girl, you shit out that ass?
_g_be@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Love this one, use it on my SO often
Nachtara@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y
Are you homework? Because I want to do you on my desk.
Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 1y
Are you a homework? Because I wanna take you home, promise to do you for 2 hours, get tired in 2 minutes, and cry as my dad teaches me how to do it while yelling for 15 minutes before deciding I am hopeless.
porksnort@slrpnk.net · 6 pts · 1y
About what time should I come over?
huquad@lemmy.ml · 12 pts · 1y
Ever heard the tale of Darth Plagueis the wise?
Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 1y
Sploosh
Klear@quokk.au · 11 pts · 1y
zeropointone@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
the_lone_wolf@lemmy.ml · -1 pts · 1y
Girls don't pay bills here, sad though!
zeropointone@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
DancingBear@midwest.social · 0 pts · 1y
zeropointone@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
hperrin@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 1y
If I were a dung beetle, you’d be the prettiest pile of shit I’ve ever seen.
Supervisor194@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
6stringringer@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 1y
Fuck me if I’m wrong but I think you want to make out with me.
HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club · 7 pts · 1y
onlooker@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 1y
Hey, baby. Are you a traffic light? Because I'm getting mixed signals.
DrBob@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 1y
You want some fuck?
hperrin@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 1y
I got that bitch some blue. Bitches love blue.
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 4 pts · 1y
“I’ve read The Hobbit three times and I know what to do with a strap on Bilbo.”
teawrecks@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 1y
I'm like the twin towers the way your bush got me collapsin'.
thatradomguy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Hi, I'm Ben Shapiro.
Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 1y
You're eyes would look great on my night stand
Your skin is amazing can I wear it?
You smell like my mother
oddlyqueer@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 1y
Damn girl are you a 16:10 display device because that ratio is visually pleasing and comfortable to hold.
0_0j@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Goodness LOL
deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz · 3 pts · 1y
What's a place like you doing in a [them] like this?
DirigibleProtein@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 1y
Want to come home and fuck?
El_guapazo@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Do you play Pokemon? Because I need to get a Pikachu (peek at you)
CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 1y
Actually include the explanation for best effect.
folaht@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 1y
Just curious, why are you asking?
BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 345d
My love for you is like a truck. Berserker! Do you want to making fuck? Berserker!
MTK@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Are you urine? Cuz pee my heart