What is the lamest pickup line you can think of?

Mine is

"Are you pee? Cuz urine my heart."

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41 Comments

PennyRoyal@sh.itjust.works · 48 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Hey baby, are you a school? Coz I want to shoot kids in you

Admetus@sopuli.xyz · 12 pts · 1y

This is the best pickup line to get punched in the face /s 😂

konalt@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 1y (3 replies)

teawrecks@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Hah, is that the main character from Disco Elysium?

FooBarrington@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Yes, it's Volition.

GrantUsEyes@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 1y

He is indeed.

Stern@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I put the STD in Stud, all I need is U.

witness_me@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 1y

You win 😂

aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 22 pts · 1y (5 replies)
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cl4p_tp@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Dude, you need to get some F1.

pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 1y (3 replies)

What does f1 do?

cl4p_tp@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Help...

pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1y

Ah thanks. I've never used f1 before

CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 1y

Reduce screen brightness, on mine.

joelfromaus@aussie.zone · 19 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Seen in a previous thread; daaamn girl, you shit out that ass?

_g_be@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Love this one, use it on my SO often

Nachtara@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Are you homework? Because I want to do you on my desk.

Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Are you a homework? Because I wanna take you home, promise to do you for 2 hours, get tired in 2 minutes, and cry as my dad teaches me how to do it while yelling for 15 minutes before deciding I am hopeless.

porksnort@slrpnk.net · 6 pts · 1y

About what time should I come over?

huquad@lemmy.ml · 12 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Ever heard the tale of Darth Plagueis the wise?

Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 1y

Sploosh

Klear@quokk.au · 11 pts · 1y

zeropointone@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y (4 replies)
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the_lone_wolf@lemmy.ml · -1 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Girls don't pay bills here, sad though!

zeropointone@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (2 replies)
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DancingBear@midwest.social · 0 pts · 1y (1 reply)
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zeropointone@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
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hperrin@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 1y

If I were a dung beetle, you’d be the prettiest pile of shit I’ve ever seen.

Supervisor194@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y

I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

6stringringer@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 1y

Fuck me if I’m wrong but I think you want to make out with me.

HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club · 7 pts · 1y
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onlooker@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 1y

Hey, baby. Are you a traffic light? Because I'm getting mixed signals.

DrBob@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

You want some fuck?

hperrin@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 1y

I got that bitch some blue. Bitches love blue.

AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 4 pts · 1y

“I’ve read The Hobbit three times and I know what to do with a strap on Bilbo.”

teawrecks@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 1y

I'm like the twin towers the way your bush got me collapsin'.

thatradomguy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Hi, I'm Ben Shapiro.

Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 1y

You're eyes would look great on my night stand

Your skin is amazing can I wear it?

You smell like my mother

oddlyqueer@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Damn girl are you a 16:10 display device because that ratio is visually pleasing and comfortable to hold.

0_0j@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Goodness LOL

deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz · 3 pts · 1y

What's a place like you doing in a [them] like this?

DirigibleProtein@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 1y

Want to come home and fuck?

El_guapazo@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Do you play Pokemon? Because I need to get a Pikachu (peek at you)

CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 1y

Actually include the explanation for best effect.

folaht@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 1y

Just curious, why are you asking?

BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 345d

My love for you is like a truck. Berserker! Do you want to making fuck? Berserker!

MTK@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Are you urine? Cuz pee my heart