How long until someone creates a plausibly convincing fake of these drones and uses them to perform a false flag or massacre with no chance of culpability?
"Truancy is at an all time low" report various government instances. Oddly enough child sized coffins sales at an all time high, experts call it an "odd coincidence" more at 5.
Yeah this will go swimmingly. Especially if you’re the supplier of drones to the schools.
These will be purchased, sit in a cabinet and never be charged or maintained. When they are “needed”, no one will know how to operate them or what they can do.
I give it 6 months before some kid asks ChatGPT to help him hijack these drones instead of bringing a gun of his own. He’ll murder his classmates with irony.
How can you read a proposal like this and not immediately go "Nope. That's it. We went too far. We lost. Let's circle back and start this entire society again from scratch"?
You know, as someone who like the looks and the mechanical side of guns, I find that idea interesting. It would not be practical, I guess, bullets are probably easier to pass under the table than guns, but eh.
They just needed to be properly motivated. Here, have a doughnut, a klan robe, red hat, and a pinup of Sarah Palin. Place them under a box trap and wait.
Why address the underlying issues when we can sell weapons to all sides? The only things we make where in America are weapons and fossil fuels. There's money to be made!
As a teacher, my first question to admin would be "so what do we do when a group of 15 year old boys get it and start flying it around the neighborhood"?
Same reason the UK has the Online Safety Act: People who don't know shit about fuck being convinced by people who do know shit about fuck but want to make money from them being sold a big shiny solution that they are convinced will work.
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Passerby6497@lemmy.world · 102 pts · 357d
How long until someone hacks a drone and uses it to commit a school shooting?
Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 47 pts · 357d
How long until someone creates a plausibly convincing fake of these drones and uses them to perform a false flag or massacre with no chance of culpability?
Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 357d
Oh I guess that would be easier
TeddE@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 357d
Or some situation arises where innocent students are the target
yetAnotherUser@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 357d
"You see, your kids died, but at least it was only your kids, and not anyone else. They probably would have died from the shooting anyways lmao"
TeddE@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 357d
Or when they start using the drones as truancy officers as a cost cutting measure …
Darkenfolk@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 356d
"Truancy is at an all time low" report various government instances. Oddly enough child sized coffins sales at an all time high, experts call it an "odd coincidence" more at 5.
Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 357d
On it
Deestan@lemmy.world · 73 pts · 357d
The number of guns will be increased again to handle the problems caused by the increased number of guns.
BeanGoblin@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 49 pts · 357d
The shootings will continue until morale improves
fartographer@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 357d
The shootings will continue until
moralethe shootings improvesTheFeatureCreature@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 357d
An American solution to an American problem.
marlowe221@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 357d
If only there were some easily identifiable common denominator…
gedaliyah@lemmy.world · 46 pts · 357d
Florida once again forgets that Black Mirror is a cautionary tale.
Red_October@piefed.world · 26 pts · 357d
Soon they will reveal their latest invention, the Torment Nexus, from the hit Sci Fi novel, Don't Create the Torment Nexus.
CileTheSane@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 356d
They've been working really hard on their project based on the series Don't create the Handmaid's Tale.
billwashere@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 357d
Yeah this will go swimmingly. Especially if you’re the supplier of drones to the schools.
These will be purchased, sit in a cabinet and never be charged or maintained. When they are “needed”, no one will know how to operate them or what they can do.
This is a waste of money from the hit git go.
muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 357d
I give it 6 months before some kid asks ChatGPT to help him hijack these drones instead of bringing a gun of his own. He’ll murder his classmates with irony.
slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org · 5 pts · 356d
They just need more school shootings, so these things get proper use.
BigMacHole@sopuli.xyz · 29 pts · 357d
And when one of these Drones KILLS INNOCENT CHILDREN we can get Drones for our Drones to Protect our Kids from our Drones we Put in Their SCHOOLS!
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 357d
You are now moderator of the Drone Marketing Association sub.
turdburglar@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 357d
the only way to stop a bad drone with a gun is….
mogranja@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 357d
Yikes.
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca · 24 pts · 357d
What a shithole country.
shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works · 23 pts · 357d
Me watching T2 as a kid: this will never happen.
Me now: oh
AmidFuror@fedia.io · 22 pts · 357d
As long as the drones are fully autonomous but still use WiFi with the factory default password, it should be OK.
MaggiWuerze@feddit.org · 11 pts · 357d
Don't forget, that the password is written on the bottom, so its visible when they fly above you
ideonek@piefed.social · 20 pts · 357d
How can you read a proposal like this and not immediately go "Nope. That's it. We went too far. We lost. Let's circle back and start this entire society again from scratch"?
dissentiate@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 19 pts · 357d
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de · 14 pts · 357d
You better start believing in cyberpunk dystopias, Miss Turner. You're in one!
Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 357d
Brother, I'm already living in night city.
dissentiate@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 357d
cley_faye@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 357d
The only thing to prevent school shooting seems to be more guns, AND more automated guns. Somehow.
Theoriginalthon@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 357d
It's not guns that are the problem, it's bullets, just ban selling bullets, let everyone keep there guns, problem will sort itself in a year or 2
cley_faye@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 356d
You know, as someone who like the looks and the mechanical side of guns, I find that idea interesting. It would not be practical, I guess, bullets are probably easier to pass under the table than guns, but eh.
frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 17 pts · 357d
I predict this will end in complete success.
We shall define "success" later.
dan1101@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 357d
They will decide they don't really want to do it after all. After millions has been given to various companies and contractors.
frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 356d
Sounds like a definition of success to me, go with it.
cley_faye@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 357d
Can't be any school shootings if there isn't either school or children in them. Success.
darreninthenet@piefed.social · 15 pts · 357d
What could possibly go wrong 🤦🏻♂️
apftwb@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 357d
Can the armed drone open classroom doors better than Uvalde police officers?
Rivalarrival@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 357d
A dead fish can open doors better than Uvalde police officers.
muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 357d
They just needed to be properly motivated. Here, have a doughnut, a klan robe, red hat, and a pinup of Sarah Palin. Place them under a box trap and wait.
ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 356d
Anything to get rid of gun violence, as long as you don't get rid of guns.
Alenalda@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 356d
Why address the underlying issues when we can sell weapons to all sides? The only things we make where in America are weapons and fossil fuels. There's money to be made!
Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 356d
Because that is much more efficient than just simply having GUN CONTROL! Why not give every school an APV AND TANKS?!
apftwb@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 357d
HAAACCCKKKKS
shirro@aussie.zone · 9 pts · 356d
Americans are dumb cunts.
PumpkinSkink@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 357d
As a teacher, my first question to admin would be "so what do we do when a group of 15 year old boys get it and start flying it around the neighborhood"?
NoodlePoint@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 357d
Fucking stupidest idea I ever seen.
The US has more guns than its total population. Real GUN CONTROL is needed.
desmosthenes@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 356d
anything but the actual solution. like we had automatics and semi autos back when in the start of the country
andre613@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 355d
ANYTHING to avoid sensible gun control eh? Just throw more guns at the problem!
fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com · 3 pts · 356d
How does one even come up with this idea?
crystalmerchant@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 357d
S L A U G H T E R B O T S
ViscloReader@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 356d
How??? Like who in their right mind would greenlight this?
abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 356d
Same reason the UK has the Online Safety Act: People who don't know shit about fuck being convinced by people who do know shit about fuck but want to make money from them being sold a big shiny solution that they are convinced will work.
slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org · 3 pts · 356d
See, Florida is in america and you wouldn't believe who the big brain behind that shitshow is.
lenz@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 357d
This seems like a stupendously bad idea on its face. Haven’t they heard of Murphy’s Law?
salty_chief@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 357d
Once it stops just 1 school shooter then all schools will have them.
It would be great for law enforcement to use as a non-lethal use. If they use tranquilizer darts for people with a knife and mental unstable.
dubyakay@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 357d
The best solution to prevent school shootings is to have a good social network.
oakey66@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 357d
Hannibal directive taken right out of the Israeli playbook.
SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 357d
And truancy!
DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 357d
Kremlin Target Practice Camp
bigbabybilly@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 357d
Sad state of affairs.
vacuumflower@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 357d
Reminds me of Idiocracy moment with policemen and a plane falling.
Schlemmy@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 357d
K I L L B U Z Z E R S
Magnum@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 0 pts · 355d