The Matrix was pretty good, but the movie The Matrices was better especially when you see the main protagonist, Wot (played by Alex Winter), dodge all those grenades.
I mean that is already the 196 joke as it started as 195 (some guys apartment number) and it got shut down so they made a better 195 and named it 196... So yea 197 is boss!
Remember ol' Khrushchev when he was ridin' high with that Sputnik satellite
He told us yankee boys, he's gonna fill the skies with them shiny new satellites
He said "hey Mr. Eisenhower, what you think of my Sputnik satellite?"
Well, Ike reeled his head back
Looked him in the eye, "That's a mighty fine satellite"
25 Comments
don@lemmy.ca · 63 pts · 1y
Showed this to my three cousins, we chuckled.
Enkers@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 1y
Just dropped by to make sure this comment was here... twice.
bear@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 1y
My 7 half cousins thought it was hilarious.
tetris11@lemmy.ml · 50 pts · 1y
The Matrix was pretty good, but the movie The Matrices was better especially when you see the main protagonist, Wot (played by Alex Winter), dodge all those grenades.
WolfLink@sh.itjust.works · 31 pts · 1y
Not quite as good as the one I’m working on, The Tensor
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 24 pts · 1y
Wait until you play my new game, Ultra Mario Triplets
Brown5500@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
Ultra Luigi triplets
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 1y
It will bomb, because nobody can talk about it on Reddit without getting banned.
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org · 17 pts · 1y
I posted something similar to onehundredninetyseven the other day
Master@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
I mean that is already the 196 joke as it started as 195 (some guys apartment number) and it got shut down so they made a better 195 and named it 196... So yea 197 is boss!
witty_username@feddit.nl · 9 pts · 1y
Reminds us of so many jokes we have with our cousins
caseyweederman@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 1y
It's a line that is always running
angrystego@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
A bit like my always running plane
Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 1y
What is this garbage? See you all in 197.
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 1y
Remember ol' Khrushchev when he was ridin' high with that Sputnik satellite
He told us yankee boys, he's gonna fill the skies with them shiny new satellites
He said "hey Mr. Eisenhower, what you think of my Sputnik satellite?"
Well, Ike reeled his head back
Looked him in the eye, "That's a mighty fine satellite"
But I'm gonna get me one better, just you wait and see
I'mma gonna get me one better, you can't get the best of me
I'mma gonna get me one better, the baddest one around
I'mma gunna get me one better, 'cause' I got the biggest balls in town
PrimeErective@startrek.website · 4 pts · 1y
Great song
Klear@quokk.au · 5 pts · 1y
Eh, Faster Car is better.
PrimeErective@startrek.website · 5 pts · 1y
Reminds me of maybe the best song, Fastest Car
petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 1y
What a long setup for such a stupid punchline. xD Why does it make me laugh.
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 1y
This behavior is exactly what Georson Orson warned us about in his book 1729.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 1y
Well I will make something better! I will make 2.1 cousins!
EDIT: Yeah, lame
JustAnotherPodunk@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
It's the "One up rule"
Nice play
angrystego@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Sounds kinda like my "Two up rule"
ozymandias@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 1y
me and the gas station attendant have a running joke where we make everything slightly worse…
ShankShill@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
This reminds me of a cousin I had with 2 of my uncles. #rolltide