Balkrulens

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lvxferre@mander.xyz · 189 pts · 346d (5 replies)
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WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 11 pts · 345d

It's ok, the Russian Federation of USA will take care of that!

PlexSheep@infosec.pub · 5 pts · 345d

This but unironically, go democratic world federalism

IndieSpren@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 345d (2 replies)

I propose we get rid of all of them to lower the number of countries

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 345d

2 countries: United States of Earth, and Belgium.

lvxferre@mander.xyz · 3 pts · 345d
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9point6@lemmy.world · 179 pts · 346d (4 replies)

Yeah? Yugo and tell them that

lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com · 23 pts · 345d (3 replies)

Show me your Titos...

Kanda@reddthat.com · 18 pts · 345d (2 replies)

1000023890

RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 345d

Tito just wanted some breakfast

pan0wski@infosec.pub · 6 pts · 345d

frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 55 pts · 346d

That's certainly never been tried before. I predict zero consequences.

lime@feddit.nu · 55 pts · 346d

😬

DmMacniel@feddit.org · 50 pts · 346d

Uuuuuuh yeah about that, Chief.

roguetrick@lemmy.world · 44 pts · 346d (8 replies)

Maybe call it something like southern slav land.

JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 346d

Would You Go to Slavia?

A_norny_mousse@feddit.org · 3 pts · 345d (6 replies)

Oh! Thanks for that, I never saw it until now. In one slavic language that is more familiar to me it would be "jiho" - close enough.

Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 345d (5 replies)

Interesting. I'm a language nerd and that made me curious.

Plugging "jiho" into Google Translate and selecting "Detect Language" doesn't give me anything Slavic.

But if I try "jiho" specifically from Czech, Serbian, Macedonian, Croatian, Bosnian, or Bulgarian, they all translate to English "south." (Trying "jiho" with Albanian, however, translates to English "yes.") But none of those options were provided when it tried to "detect" the language? Wtf.

It gets weirder. If I type "south" and translate it into any of the above languages, not a single one responds with "jiho." The closest I see is an option under "more translations" for Czech, which provides "jih."

I know translation is a tricky business, but how does any of this make sense? Google's got enough power, capitol, and access to information to be able to figure this stuff out. Or is this just what enshittification looks like when it's applied to translation services?

(Side note: I'm open to suggestions for other translation sites. The more information they provide, the better.)

Vikthor@piefed.world · 5 pts · 345d

Trying "jiho" with Albanian, however, translates to English "yes."

Well, duh. Albanian is not a Slavic language.

As for the rest of it south is jih in Czech, juh in Slovak and jug in most of southern slavic languages. O is added in compound words just to make better pronounceable as in Czech jihozápad or Serbian(Croatian,Bosnian...) jugozapad - southwest. The fact that google is trying to translate jiho- even from other languages then Czech might be some quirk of their engine, I don't think it's actually a word in those languages.

Wrufieotnak@feddit.org · 2 pts · 345d

Maybe some kind of grammatical case is involved.

A_norny_mousse@feddit.org · 1 pts · 345d (2 replies)

I know translation is a tricky business, but how does any of this make sense? Google’s got enough power, capitol, and access to information to be able to figure this stuff out.

Apparently not

side note: computers are not capable of teaching languages in any meaningful way. Fight me.

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 345d (1 reply)

computers are great at teaching languages, as they can reproduce text, video, and audio.

A_norny_mousse@feddit.org · 1 pts · 345d

That's not really teaching though; maybe you teach yourself with the help of said media.

Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 345d

Nothing could possibly go wrong.

Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 34 pts · 346d (1 reply)

lets call it "Austria"

Fortatech@gregtech.eu · 1 pts · 345d

Let's not.

Black616Angel@discuss.tchncs.de · 34 pts · 345d (3 replies)

And since they are all the same anyway, just make up some new borders. Worked great in the middle east.

Natanox@discuss.tchncs.de · 21 pts · 345d (2 replies)

Yes, and make them go in almost perfect straight lines like in Africa. Cut through important places and cultures like a knife.

Cynicism aside, it's great to see them and the EU trying to establish peace and lasting unity despite everything.

Black616Angel@discuss.tchncs.de · 13 pts · 345d (1 reply)

I also do. Its a great thing to be able to keep your local culture and language and such while still having a group where you fit in to strengthen common goals.

States can stay, but borders should vanish.

dawnglider@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 345d
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NOT_RICK@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 346d (3 replies)

Don’t make me roll a naval mine down a hill at you, OP.

jewbacca117@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 346d (2 replies)
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NOT_RICK@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 346d

Yup, some Croatian forces IIRC.

DampCanary@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 346d

Ohh, there were more inventions in that war

Rolling naval mine downhill
Boiler bombs
Gun made from steering wheel that used shotgun shells as ammo

Hupf@feddit.org · 30 pts · 345d (14 replies)

RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz · 18 pts · 345d (10 replies)

No Constantinople? Weak shit

skisnow@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 345d (9 replies)

Did you have a date there?

RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz · 11 pts · 345d (8 replies)

29 May 1453, worst date ever

mathemachristian@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 345d (7 replies)

🐕😗🎶
🏃
✋😡

RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 345d (6 replies)

I can't read these hieroglyphs

mathemachristian@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 345d (5 replies)

A dog whistle is blown
man comes running angrily
raises right hand high

RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 345d

What does it mean though

hansolo@lemmy.today · 11 pts · 345d (2 replies)

And then call it "Slavia and Friends"

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 pts · 345d (1 reply)

yugo-slavia and herzegovina

hansolo@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 344d

I meant the second circle with everything east of Poland included. It's basically all the Slavic countries, with the "And Frinds" being Romania, Moldova, BiH, Kosovo, and part of Albania.

Klear@quokk.au · 29 pts · 346d (3 replies)

Merge them? You'd like that, you git.

Genius@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 345d

Push off, you're not my master

logi@piefed.world · 10 pts · 345d (1 reply)

Just a other bad faith comment. Entirely mercurial.

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 345d

and we certainly know who to blame

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev · 28 pts · 346d (5 replies)

Serbia agrees.

DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 14 pts · 345d (4 replies)

Serbia thinks that the last name was the problem and this time it should just be Greater Serbia so there will only be Serbs in it... One way or another.

Aqarius@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 345d (2 replies)

Believe it or not, the reason it wasn't like that in the first place is that Serbia didn't want that.

Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 345d (1 reply)

And then they changed their minds, and nobody liked that.

Aqarius@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 345d

On the contrary, to a first approximation, everyone else chaned their minds. Twice. Thrice, actually, if you judge the Partisans by Tito.

socsa@piefed.social · 2 pts · 345d

My friend, how can you possibly make Serbia any greater than it already is?

Linearity@infosec.pub · 18 pts · 345d (2 replies)

Oml why is Croatia enclosing Bosnia like that that’s so mean 😭

Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 345d

Because they stole the whole coastline of Yugoslavia.

Agent641@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 345d

Cuddles 🥰

djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 14 pts · 345d (1 reply)

I think a lot of them would actually be very supportive of this idea, however I don't believe any of them agree with how it should be merged.

joyjoy@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 344d

"Who wants to be the leader of this new country?"

"Me!" Said everyone.

urheber@discuss.tchncs.de · 14 pts · 345d (1 reply)

Countries are so dumb

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 7 pts · 345d

the nation state and its consequences have been a disaster of humankind

ToastedPlanet@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 345d

How about no.

ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 345d

Maybe name the merged country after some sort of footstool?

WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 11 pts · 345d

Never again! It went awful the last time.

Sunshine@piefed.ca · 10 pts · 345d (1 reply)

How to start a flame war.

tgirlschierke@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 345d

flame?

tomiant@programming.dev · 8 pts · 345d
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cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 345d (1 reply)

i think trans siberian orchestra made a song about that

Jarix@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 344d

Actually great concert experience seeing them

lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com · 6 pts · 345d

Don't worry. Croatia is already eating one of them.

sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 345d

This time fr

Nikls94@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 345d

And use this as flag

plyth@feddit.org · 2 pts · 345d (1 reply)

How is the EU going to handle the conflicts once they are all members?

mathemachristian@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 345d

Violently

Matriks404@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 345d

Best they can do is to split up more.