When real life generates the shitpost

Jerry Seinfeld is a putz.

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partial_accumen@lemmy.world · 137 pts · 339d (4 replies)

Remind me again how many extrajudicial lynchings the Free Palestine movement has performed vs the KKK.

Passerby6497@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 339d (2 replies)

Just don't ask him to compare the cound of extrajudicial murders on both sides.... He might have to face an uncomfortable truth (assuming he doesn't weasel out of them being extrajudicial murders by describing them in ways that amount to war crimes)

partial_accumen@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 339d (1 reply)

The Free Palestine Movement Seinfield's referring to is the one with mostly Western students protesting on college campuses, not the Free Palestine Movement located in Lebanon that was involved with armed conflict with Syria too. We have proof of this:

Here's a quote from this article:

“By saying 'Free Palestine,' you’re not admitting what you really think. So it’s actually — compared to the Ku Klux Klan, I’m actually thinking the Klan is actually a little better here, because they can come right out and say, ‘We don’t like Blacks, we don’t like Jews.’ Okay, that’s honest,'" the Chronicle reported Seinfeld said.

source

The KKK has killed literally thousands of people (mostly black, but some Jews, and whites) source

But apparently according to Jerry here, the KKK gets a pass because "that's honest".

Fuck off, Jerry.

FanciestPants@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 338d

Following Seinfeld's logic, maybe Michael Richards' popping off with the n-word is a "little better here" than Jerry's dishonest insinuation that the Free Palestine demonstrators are all antisemitic.

outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 339d

Well, every hamas child they feed and eveey zionist they make uncomfortable ny showing it pictures if its actions is so much worse than a murder

So, you know.

sirico@feddit.uk · 120 pts · 339d (10 replies)

So what's the deal with all the dead children

ganksy@lemmy.world · 64 pts · 339d (9 replies)

Laughtrack

sirico@feddit.uk · 34 pts · 339d (5 replies)

🎸

nagaram@startrek.website · 6 pts · 339d (4 replies)

Miss conception. It was actually a synth

sirico@feddit.uk · 10 pts · 339d (2 replies)

Like Decker?

deacon@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 339d

Deckard is a replicant. You’re thinking of Yamaha.

Denjin@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 339d

No, that was Axiom.

frankenswine@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 339d

it still is a funky wah bass line

boonhet@sopuli.xyz · 15 pts · 339d (2 replies)

The laughtrack is almost more offensive than the whole supporting mass murder thing.

I liked Seinfeld the show, but Jerry was never really who made it funny. His only party trick was sarcastic observations. Guess what, been doing the same all my life, even got beat up over it in middle school. More than once.

George being neurotic, Kramer being Kramer and Elaine getting into trouble at her jobs was funny.

ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 339d

George was by far the funniest of the four main characters ... and he was basically just playing Larry David.

ganksy@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 339d

I meant it to be a morose lay up on the parent comment which is also really dark.

ieatpwns@lemmy.world · 68 pts · 339d (5 replies)

“What’s wrong with the kkk?”

This guy probably

Archangel1313@lemmy.ca · 30 pts · 339d (4 replies)

"What did they ever do to me?"

Denjin@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 339d (3 replies)

They only ever lynched black people.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

db2@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 339d (2 replies)

Maybe not the best choice of quotes to end that one with though.

Denjin@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 339d (1 reply)

that's the joke

db2@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 338d

Yeah but it probably would have gone over better in sARcaStIc case.

JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 61 pts · 339d

GENOCIDE JERRY

BallShapedMan@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 339d (13 replies)

Damnit, I'm not ready to not like him.

Oh well, fuck Jerry.

tehmics@lemmy.world · 65 pts · 339d (12 replies)

Dating a 17 year old wasn't enough for you?

neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 339d (1 reply)

Its super creepy, but not illegal (for some reason).

He's a piece of shit for a lot of other reasons than trying to out diCaprio someone.

tehmics@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 339d

Legality doesn't define my morals. That shit is disgusting.

garbagebagel@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 339d (6 replies)

Didn't he say some other racist shit against black people a few years ago too?

Simulation6@sopuli.xyz · 13 pts · 339d (1 reply)

I thought that was the Cramer guy.

HikingVet@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 339d

It was.

ganksy@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 339d

It was Cramer during a standup gig. But even on the Letterman show to bring Michael on and apologize, you could tell he completely sympathized with him saying something like being heckled could just get you out of sorts enough to start ripping the n-word.

tehmics@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 339d

Wouldn't surprise me, but I only know of Kramer spewing the N word over and over at a stand-up show

PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 339d (1 reply)

Dude that was like 20 years ago

garbagebagel@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 339d

Holy shit 🥲

BallShapedMan@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 339d (2 replies)

I had no idea. Clearly I don't pay any attention to this stuff unless someone here makes a clever post.

ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org · 4 pts · 339d (1 reply)

He also loves to rant about political correctness being the reason why people don't find him funny anymore. Young people are just really offended. Definitely not related to him including being only able to make offending jokes. But Jews am I rite? (/s obvs).

Reading his Wikipedia article alone will already be helpful enough to overcome your affection.

Seinfeld and his family previously drew criticism, travelling to the occupied West Bank in 2018 to participate in an anti-terrorism simulation camp.

...

In 2025, responding to a social media influencer and ambush activist who said "Free Palestine", he shook his head and replied "I don't care about Palestine."

BallShapedMan@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 339d

Thank you, what a shit tard.

TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 39 pts · 339d (1 reply)

KKK calls for ethnic cleansing, free Palestine calls for human rights.

....

......... How?

I can't understand how someone could say anything like this.

db2@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 338d

He's in love with the Israeli state, and fuck the people. He's garbage.

rainbowbunny@slrpnk.net · 36 pts · 339d (2 replies)

How would this make sense to anyone? Free Palestine doesn't hurt anyone, what's even the logic here? The KKK definitely hurt people.

sundray@lemmus.org · 32 pts · 339d

He thinks that the Free Palestine movement is antisemitic, and that they’re lying when they claim that they aren’t, whereas the KKK are openly antisemitic, and I guess he values the “honesty”?

(He seems to think Israel = the Jewish People.)

theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 16 pts · 339d

The KKK is less threatening to his interests in his opinion.

Dorkyd68@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 339d (4 replies)

Fuck Seinfeld. Boy you ain't been relevant since you made a movie about a woman that wanted to fuck a bee

UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 339d (1 reply)

You gotta separate the art from the author. Where else am I gonna get my bee-centric soft porn?

Dorkyd68@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 339d

True. Look ill be honest. Vanessa can bloome my beenis anytime

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 5 pts · 339d (1 reply)

I am doubtful of his relevance even then. Sure he voiced the bee, but Walburton could have just as easily taken that role while Jerry was the bee-cucked husband and still have been a wild ride we all talk about.

db2@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 339d

Making that happen might be a legitimate use for "AI".

Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca · 32 pts · 339d (3 replies)

How are all these fucking idiots still confused that disliking the Israeli government has fuck all to do with disliking Jews? Do they know this, and just choose to make it about something more?

MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 339d (1 reply)

It's really mind boggling that people won't separate citizens v. gov't.

I hate Trump & the 80 million MAGA nuts in the USA. That leaves about 260,000,000 folks that I might like. Except that lousy prick in the white Ford 150 that squeezed into line of traffic from an illegal lane this morning 😉

jukmehrk@lemmy.org · 6 pts · 338d

Zionists are actually antisemitic. Calling people who criticize Israel for its genocide and apartheid antisemitic implies that it's a jewish thing to commit genocide and apartheid, which is incredibly hateful.

Also this isn't just about the israeli goverment. The protests you see are about the hostages, not about the inhumanity. Protests for solidarity with palestine are banned. There are recent polls that showed ~75% of israelis think "there are no innocent palestinians". The beaches and restaurants are buzzing over there. It's really not that hard to see from just about any angle, how most israelis don't give a shit at all.

db2@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 339d

It's because people are told by the Israeli government and others with a stake in it that they're the same and it's done under threat, be it physical like jail, emotional abuse, or just the threat of cancelation. The last one is less of a thing lately but for a lot of years it was real. The non-political American maga dipshits doing it is because they're dipshits though.

There are some pretty brave students in Israel speaking up loudly in spite of the threats, love them for that.

yesman@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 339d

Every single Zionist excuse falls apart as soon as you apply it to Zionists.

An example: Zionists are a little worse than the KKK because at least the KKK are honest about their Islamophobia.

This trick really does work on all their talking points.

Kenny2999@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 339d

False@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 339d (5 replies)

Dude hasn't been relevant since the 90s. Who cares what he thinks.

resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 339d (2 replies)

Wasn’t ever remotely funny, even in the 90s. It was obviously Larry David.

Which is why he started Curb — as a spite show.

ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 339d (1 reply)

Curb has made it so fucking obvious who was responsible for the aspects of Seinfeld that I actually liked.

resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 339d

100% right, if it weren't obvious by the last season of Seinfeld when Larry left.

SpookyBogMonster@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 339d (1 reply)

Even then, Jerry was always the weakest link on Seinfeld

MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 339d

Kramer... (Even with Michael Richards shit stuff)... was the best of the show.

DrFistington@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 339d (1 reply)

Go back to grooming underage girls you Zionist filth

fartographer@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 339d

Or... you know... don't do that either...

DrFistington@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 339d

Washed up hack and always was. He couldn't even sell out a 7k venue in my city a year or two back.

Fucking Peppa pig sold out the same venue, for multiple shows

Theprogressivist@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 339d

Fuckwit

Donebrach@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 339d

Wasn’t he put in prison back in ‘98 for being convicted of being a piece of shit?

DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 339d
ganksy@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 339d

Larry David, if you're listening, please don't be a bigot FFS!

Widdershins@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 339d (1 reply)

[Insert name here] says Michael Richards is 'actually a little better' than Jerry Seinfeld

ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one · 4 pts · 339d

To be fair to Michael Richards, it does sound like he was remorseful of that incident 20 years ago,

Richards will also discuss the night in 2006 that he shouted racial slurs at two hecklers during one of his standup acts that led to him largely pulling out of public life and "drove him to a lifelong spiritual quest, one that would help him move forward from apology and accountability to a greater appreciation for our shared humanity, a quest that continues to this day almost eighteen years later," according to publisher Permuted Press.

https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/seinfeld-star-michael-richards-addresses-outburst-led-lifelong-spiritual-quest

And he writes that his "personal work" paid off, as he's now at peace; he no longer seeks the limelight, nor does he miss the limelight.

https://www.newsweek.com/michael-richards-revisits-kramer-racist-rant-that-roiled-his-reputation-1898136

It seems to me, Michael Richards knew he fucked up, bowed out, and took the L.

Jerry Seinfiled, on the other hand. I would be shocked if ever he stated "Yeah, turns out. I was wrong. Free Palestine is not worse than the KKK. Israel was committing genocide."

mvilain@fedia.io · 11 pts · 339d (1 reply)

Didn't think his show was funny then. Didn't bother watching his Netflix show. And he's still not funny now.

ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 339d

Seinfeld was the funniest thing I'd ever seen when it was on originally. I've watched reruns of it in recent years and it just drags terribly. The difference? I was smoking shit tons of weed back in the '90s.

The one episode that was truly transcendently funny was the one where Jerry and George come back to JFK airport after being in LA and they can't find a cab, so they decide to pretend to be the people on the card held up by a limo driver so they can get a free ride back into the city. The two people on the card turn out to be white supremacists (ironically!) on their way to a rally at Madison Square Garden. The thing is, this episode was basically just Curb Your Enthusiasm.

UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 338d

Free Palestine probably frowns upon his love of problematically young women.

crusa187@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 339d (1 reply)

Brain rot from spending too much time around the Israeli Jewish elite in NYC. Extreme terrorists will warp the perspective of anyone who falls into their purview.

shalafi@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 339d

Oh! I wondered how he went so far off the rails. Not like he was a fine man to begin with, but this quote is fucking absurd.

draughtcyclist@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 338d (1 reply)

At this point, he's an out of touch billionaire. He's been so rich for so long he's completely out of touch with reality. I remember thinking this when I heard his recent interview with Matt Farah on the Smoking Tire and he went on a tangent about transcendental meditation.

VitoRobles@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 338d

Transcendental meditation has been a rich people/Hollywood woo-woo thing for decades. I'd put it in the harmless but off beat practices like hot yoga and juice cleansing.

I don't disagree with you. He owns a shitton of cars, dated a 17yo when he was 39yo, and has the privilege to frequently shrug at real life issues and pretend to be a passive human being while hiding away in his wealth and luxury.

HazardousBanjo@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 339d

Jerry Seinfeld grooms minors

daggermoon@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 339d (4 replies)

jesus christ

frankenswine@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 339d (3 replies)

is who the KKK praises

daggermoon@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 339d (2 replies)

which is ironic because he was an arab jew

frankenswine@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 338d (1 reply)

was?

daggermoon@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 338d

Jesus is dead, has been for quite some time

kameecoding@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 339d

Dude lost track with normal people, got called unfunny and it absolutely destroyed him, lmao

Archangel1313@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 339d

Wouldn't it be nice to live in his tiny little bubble?

circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org · 5 pts · 339d

Jerry who?

kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com · 4 pts · 339d (1 reply)

wtf i hate bee movie now

Sadbutdru@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 339d

At least we still have "Maya the Bee".

HikingVet@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 339d

Huh.

DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 339d

I wonder (not really, I don't give a damn) what his thoughts are on genocide.

null_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 339d (1 reply)

Who cares what this asshole thinks. He's an actor.

sin_free_for_00_days@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 339d

I remember when Brad Pitt did 7 Years In Tibet. A reporter asked him his thoughts on China invading Tibet. He replied,"Why are you asking me? I'm an actor."

meliante@lemmy.pt · 2 pts · 339d

What about those fucking Jews?

Una@europe.pub · 0 pts · 339d

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