c/science_memes · by fossilesque@mander.xyz · 348dStupid Sexy Scientists 588 points · 15 comments · view on lemmy.world
15 Comments
LillyPip@lemmy.ca · 49 pts · 348d
This is why aliens avoid us. Whenever we discover something, we either try to eat, enslave, or fuck it. Sometimes all 3.
shneancy@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 348d
from now on we should only send pacifistic asexual (sex repulsed to be specific, i know you kinky aces exist you can't hide) vegetarians to space
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 348d
dammit i want to go to space but i literally have EAT ONE OF EVERYTHING at the top of my bucket list
AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 347d
damnit i want to go to space but I'm one of those kinky aces
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 347d
you know what let's build our own rocket with buffets and dildos
lennivelkant@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 346d
A buffet of dildos?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 345d
one of those too!
Ziglin@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 347d
Dang I thought we were invisible.
SL3wvmnas@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 346d
So secretions from alien udders are still a thing?
shneancy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 346d
hence we're sending the non-kinky ones
LillyPip@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 346d
But the aliens are plant-based…
faythofdragons@slrpnk.net · 16 pts · 348d
Either fuck it, or fuck with it.
CrazyLikeGollum@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 348d
First contact's gonna be kinky
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 7 pts · 347d
Their genitals are so different that gazing upon them drives normal people insane.
I'd be fine tho.
Zerush@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 346d
Science is important