Stupid Sexy Scientists

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15 Comments

LillyPip@lemmy.ca · 49 pts · 348d (13 replies)

This is why aliens avoid us. Whenever we discover something, we either try to eat, enslave, or fuck it. Sometimes all 3.

shneancy@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 348d (9 replies)

from now on we should only send pacifistic asexual (sex repulsed to be specific, i know you kinky aces exist you can't hide) vegetarians to space

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 348d (4 replies)

dammit i want to go to space but i literally have EAT ONE OF EVERYTHING at the top of my bucket list

AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 347d (3 replies)

damnit i want to go to space but I'm one of those kinky aces

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 347d (2 replies)

you know what let's build our own rocket with buffets and dildos

lennivelkant@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 346d (1 reply)

A buffet of dildos?

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 345d

one of those too!

Ziglin@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 347d

Dang I thought we were invisible.

SL3wvmnas@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 346d (1 reply)

vegetarians

So secretions from alien udders are still a thing?

shneancy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 346d

hence we're sending the non-kinky ones

LillyPip@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 346d

But the aliens are plant-based…

faythofdragons@slrpnk.net · 16 pts · 348d

Either fuck it, or fuck with it.

CrazyLikeGollum@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 348d (1 reply)

First contact's gonna be kinky

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 7 pts · 347d

Their genitals are so different that gazing upon them drives normal people insane.

I'd be fine tho.

Zerush@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 346d