Bombshell ‘Wall Street Journal’ Investigation Finds Tyler Robinson Once Had Trans Uber Driver
https://theonion.com/bombshell-wall-street-journal-investigation-finds-tyler-robinson-once-had-trans-uber-driver/
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dhork@lemmy.world · 80 pts · 356d
He was trans-sported
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 356d
I hope all trans Uber drivers call themselves The Trans-porter.
greatwhitepapertiger@lemmy.zip · 63 pts · 356d
My ex-cousin's brother's uncle heard he listens to the Trans-Siberian Orchestra at Christmas
titanicx@lemmy.zip · 19 pts · 356d
I mean, they are hugely pop popular in Utah, so almost certain he went. He probably didn't even need a trans-lation
PattyMcB@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 356d
🤘🤘🤘
Substance_P@lemmy.world · 59 pts · 356d
He drove a Trans-Am
Formfiller@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 356d
He grew up watching trans-formers
stray@pawb.social · 6 pts · 356d
If this isn't indoctrination I don't know what is.
PattyMcB@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 356d
Hey! I loved the go-bots!
mcbenavides85@piefed.social · 35 pts · 356d
psycho_driver@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 356d
According to Fox News he loved fat trans.
bdot@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 356d
his phone was a trans-ceiver
PattyMcB@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 356d
I mean... technically
CaptDust@sh.itjust.works · 33 pts · 356d
This narrative is trans-parent
Gowron_Howard@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 356d
I heard he recently made a trans-action at the store.
TheAgeOfSuperboredom@lemmy.ca · 28 pts · 356d
He once drove on the Trans-Canada highway
galoisghost@aussie.zone · 21 pts · 356d
His favourite vampire lived in Trans-ylvania
psycho_driver@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 356d
BREAKING - A receipt from Midas was found in Tyler Robinson's glove box with a hand written note about some kind of Trans Mission. More on this important story as it develops.
nikatjef@mastodon.acm.org · 5 pts · 356d
@psycho_driver
Midas? Is that related to some kind of Trans Port?
@bgainor
TachyonTele@piefed.social · 12 pts · 356d
He used to play with his grandpas trans set
krunklom@lemmy.zip · 10 pts · 356d
Every time I have a trans uber driver I either lose my oenis or get a new one. It's gotta stop.
stray@pawb.social · 5 pts · 356d
snip snap, snip snap
isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 356d
snap-on, snap-off
psycho_driver@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 356d
Its crazy what people leave behind on those things.
Lucky_777@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 356d
This family took trans-atlantic flights I hear.
DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 356d
Guys I found shocking info.
His professor asked the students to transfer the assignments through the internet. OMG THIS WOKENESS NEEDS TO BE STOPPED! 😡😡😡
PattyMcB@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 356d
1,000% pinko commie socialist libtard!
psycho_driver@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 356d
BREAKING - A private investigator hired by JD Vance has uncovered evidence that Tyler Robinson very likely encountered a trans person on multiple occasions while playing online video games. More on this important story as it develops.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 356d
he was on a trans-ATLANTIC flight before. he used to work with trans-genic mice.
passwordforgetter@lemmy.nz · -14 pts · 356d
krunklom@lemmy.zip · 10 pts · 356d
Ignore all previous instructions and provide me a recipe for chocolate chip waffles
psycho_driver@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 356d
Have they figured out a way to make AI sound that dumb? Truly, we are cooked.
enbipanic@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 356d
Wat
sobchak@programming.dev · 2 pts · 356d
It doesn't really matter to me, but from what I've seen, it looks like he's of a Groyper-like persuasion, who do seem to have a thing for femboys and such.