To refer casually to white men's briefs, is it Tidy Whities or Tightly Whities?

They sound the same, which way is it spelled?

Edit, it's the underwear that is white in this question.

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Noite_Etion@lemmy.world · 171 pts · 336d (10 replies)

Tighty whities

Cause they are tight fitting and white.

Tm12@lemmy.ca · 26 pts · 336d (6 replies)

And mine are never tidy 😭

bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip · 23 pts · 336d

Get this dude a bidet

Envy@fedia.io · 16 pts · 336d (4 replies)
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OrteilGenou@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 336d (3 replies)

Stenchy winchies

Envy@fedia.io · 7 pts · 336d (2 replies)
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andrewta@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 336d (1 reply)

Yellow fellows

Triumph@fedia.io · 6 pts · 336d

Itchy britchies

IcedRaktajino@startrek.website · 6 pts · 336d

And in some unfortunate cases, not tidy.

macaw_dean_settle@lemmy.world · -10 pts · 336d (1 reply)

If it is tight fitting, then you bought the wrong size.

blackbrook@mander.xyz · 12 pts · 336d

They fit relatively tightly compared to boxers, even when the right size.

Steve@startrek.website · 51 pts · 336d

Tighty

mugita_sokiovt@discuss.online · 23 pts · 336d
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favoredponcho@lemmy.zip · 22 pts · 336d (14 replies)
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shalafi@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 336d

The race specific version would be "uptighty honkies".

Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca · -8 pts · 336d (12 replies)

And nobody mentioned race but you...

Dozzi92@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 336d (2 replies)

"White men's briefs." I assume there's a term for when meaning can be misconstrued for humorous reasons like this. I think you're responding to a joke.

toynbee@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 336d (1 reply)

I actually read it that way and thought it was an odd choice to highlight that.

It didn't occur to me that that might not be what they meant until I read your comment.

Taldan@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 336d

Technically that is what they wrote since they forgot the comma. "white, men's briefs" is a list of adjectives describing briefs, the noun. "White men's briefs" makes "white" the adjective describing the men who own the briefs

Men's vs. mens was also an issue that added ambiguity

Oisteink@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 336d (8 replies)

OP writes «white men’s briefs» while it’s clearly about white men’s briefs

Usernameblankface@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 336d (7 replies)

Yeah, that word choice can unfortunately work perfectly in 2 ways. I meant white underwear in the briefs style

Mac@mander.xyz · 3 pts · 336d (5 replies)

Damn, if only we had some sort of way to symbolize things like this. Maybe small characters we could add to sentences to, i dunno, indicate the way things are related. lol

undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch · 6 pts · 336d (1 reply)

There are like a trillion ways to word this:

  • white briefs for men
  • briefs for men that are white
  • white-colored men’s briefs
snooggums@piefed.world · 4 pts · 336d

white-colored men’s briefs

Move the hypen to start trouble...

victorz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 336d (2 replies)

"white, men's briefs" would indeed work.

blackbrook@mander.xyz · 1 pts · 336d (1 reply)

Or "men's white briefs".

victorz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 336d

You racist f—!

/s

Oisteink@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 336d

Sometimes context gives it off, other times you can apply an cheap version off Occam’s razor and just consider that the race version would be absurd and it’s likely the colour of the brief’s

LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 336d (1 reply)

A friend got pantsed back in middle school, revealing tighty whities and a brown stain. After that he was forever known as Skidmark Steve.

Nastybutler@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 336d

Oof. That's unfortunate

Whirlygirl9@kbin.melroy.org · 10 pts · 336d (4 replies)

Tighty whitey because they fit snuggly and they are overwhelmingly white in color...

blarghly@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 336d (1 reply)

*snugly. Snuggly is something different.

Whirlygirl9@kbin.melroy.org · 1 pts · 336d

i said what i said... lol...i'm going to leave it anyway

macaw_dean_settle@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 336d (1 reply)

If it is tight fitting, then you bought the wrong size.

BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 336d

Why do you keep posting this?

Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 336d (3 replies)

Man-panties

funkajunk@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 336d (2 replies)

Manties, if you will

magnetosphere@fedia.io · 3 pts · 336d (1 reply)

The only danger there is someone may misunderstand and think you have a manatee in your pants.

On second thought, that’s not a danger. It’s an opportunity for hilarity.

blackbrook@mander.xyz · 2 pts · 336d

Is that manatee in your pants or are you REALLY happy to see me?

njm1314@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 336d (1 reply)

Hell son, they sure ain't tidy I'll tell you that.

dangercake@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 335d

Not with that attitude they aren't

FUCKING_CUNO@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 336d (1 reply)
Usernameblankface@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 336d

Huh. When I first got to Lemmy, I looked around for the no dumb questions community, look like it has grown a lot since then!

BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz · 4 pts · 336d

Are briefs segregated by skin color where you live ? /s

Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 336d

Hi diddly ho, my friendly Lemmy-writo!

This might also depend on how much you want to sound like Ned Flanders... So take your pick carefully!

Fyrnyx@kbin.melroy.org · 3 pts · 336d
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Envy@fedia.io · 1 pts · 336d
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0_o7@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 0 pts · 336d

Tighty white supremacy

macaw_dean_settle@lemmy.world · -5 pts · 336d (1 reply)

If it is tight, then you bought the wrong size.

BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 336d

Does that change the name?