c/autism · by LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone · 336dOh the humanity! 179 points · 13 comments · view on lemmy.world
13 Comments
potoo22@programming.dev · 12 pts · 336d
I swear they wait for you to take a huge bite before asking "How are you all enjoying your meal?"
"Mifff ood"
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 335d
Well, you're supposed to ask how everything is after the first couple bites in case there's a mistake or something, and once people start eating they usually keep going.
mmcintyre@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 336d
I started giving a thumbs up.
MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net · 8 pts · 336d
I've found that being an overweight socially awkward male fends off a lot of chatterboxes before they get rolling. Except at nerd events.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 336d
[Waiter sees empty plate]
"Gosh! You must've hated it huh?"
ಠ_ಠ
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 4 pts · 336d
It was disgustan! Take it back!
pukes on their shoes
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 336d
The only civilized response.
Morganica@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 335d
For every waiter who says this, there are 10 dads bursting at the seam ready to say that they “hated it” with a shit eating grin.
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 335d
"Had to destroy the evidence, huh?"
Atherel@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 336d
I never had talkative waiters, they're busy enough. Barbers on the other hand...
mark@social.cool110.xyz · 3 pts · 336d
@LadyButterfly Not just the waiters. The manager at the local McDonald's is like that, especially now asking if we've won anything on monopoly.
isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 336d
Cringe
probable_possum@leminal.space · 1 pts · 336d
We need to talk about the horizontal distance between those Ts. (not really :)