There's a JW guy in my work, and I asked him about the second coming, how they believe Jesus will come back and will take 144000 of the JWs to rule in heaven. I asked what would happen to the millions of the rest of the JWs. He said they'd get to rule on earth.
Wild. All that dogma for basically a bit of power.
goddamn imagine the detachment from reality it takes to make this graphic. and they're so fucking gleeful, haha we get raptured you get immense suffering, haha.
they have the emotional intelligence level of a sadistic toddler and they're happy to illustrate it to everyone.
It's a good time to be there for those buddies who totally thought they were on the invite list but here they are.
It's okay, dude, we'll have our own party! With blackjack and hookers!
I had half a mind to tell them oh yeah, it totally happened! 17 thousand missing persons in Mississippi! Another 12k in Nebraska. Check your county rapture count website to see if it's come locally.
They'll have to come to terms that they're one of us now, but they were one of us before.
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yesman@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 347d
-Thomas Aquinas proving that even way back in the 13th Century that Christianity love and mercy are coded hate and revenge.
Diddlydee@feddit.uk · 21 pts · 347d
There's a JW guy in my work, and I asked him about the second coming, how they believe Jesus will come back and will take 144000 of the JWs to rule in heaven. I asked what would happen to the millions of the rest of the JWs. He said they'd get to rule on earth.
Wild. All that dogma for basically a bit of power.
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 347d
all that dogma for the opportunity of a bit of power, once god intervenes.
they have to know they're suckers.
Drekaridill@feddit.is · 21 pts · 348d
Do you still have internet up there?
DarkFuture@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 347d
Great Tribulation of Immense Suffering
I thought we were already doing that.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 10 pts · 347d
🎵This is the suffering that never ends.
It just goes on and on my friends.🎵
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 347d
Some people started screaming not knowing what it was.
And they'll continue screaming forever just because
BroBot9000@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 347d
Oh boy. What cult nonsense am I out of the loop with this time? 😂
unconsequential@slrpnk.net · 11 pts · 347d
Rapture was the 23rd-24th. Sorry, it looks like you’re stuck here with the rest of us degenerates.
BroBot9000@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 347d
I’m so fine with all religions being sandblasted off this planet.
What they’re still here with us? It’s all made up lies to control the uneducated ignorant masses? It’s all been a cover for pedos?
Yeah that checks out.
S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 347d
Oh boy now they think is "happening"? What's their reasoning?
unconsequential@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 347d
No clue. But I think it has something to do with Israelis blowing trumpets and burning cows in Israel.
S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 347d
I googled it seems one guy in South Africa dreamed "there will be no 2026 fifa world cup cause the rapture happens on 23 24 sept 2025"... Lol...
unconsequential@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 347d
Even better
Technus@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 347d
I support the idea that the Rapture did indeed happen, but only like 5 people on Earth were good enough Christians to be taken so no one else noticed.
Valmond@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 347d
What about all the kids
lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 347d
Straight to hell
CXORA@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 347d
A good christian would probably be in jail.
BroBot9000@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 347d
Neh, that gives too much credibility to their delusional narrative.
Widdershins@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 347d
I've been busy tribulating did I miss the rapture?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 347d
is that what the kids call it these days
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 347d
goddamn imagine the detachment from reality it takes to make this graphic. and they're so fucking gleeful, haha we get raptured you get immense suffering, haha.
they have the emotional intelligence level of a sadistic toddler and they're happy to illustrate it to everyone.
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 347d
It's a good time to be there for those buddies who totally thought they were on the invite list but here they are.
It's okay, dude, we'll have our own party! With blackjack and hookers!
I had half a mind to tell them oh yeah, it totally happened! 17 thousand missing persons in Mississippi! Another 12k in Nebraska. Check your county rapture count website to see if it's come locally.
They'll have to come to terms that they're one of us now, but they were one of us before.
SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 347d
Thanos didn't snap, he raptured half everybody
S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 347d