c/funny · by Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 318d

3rd Trimester

466 points · 57 comments · view on lemmy.world

57 Comments

Noite_Etion@lemmy.world · 53 pts · 318d (2 replies)

Graboids

Stiffneckedppl@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 318d

SapphironZA@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 318d

Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works · 42 pts · 318d (1 reply)

How is kitchen formed?

brbposting@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 318d

https://youtu.be/k3OJwGiTVIc [34 seconds]

ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 38 pts · 318d

If it's in the US ... it's probably Tylenol

vk6flab@lemmy.radio · 35 pts · 318d (5 replies)

Sewerage explosion imminent.

unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de · 24 pts · 318d (4 replies)

Or tree root growing into your kitchen

ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works · 30 pts · 318d (3 replies)

Really? Roots grow pretty slowly. You'd have a small perturbance, then a little bump, then an annoying bump. This is a "kitchen is almost unusable" level of floor displacement. And considering the rest of the room doesn't look like it was ignored for 10 years.....

unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de · 18 pts · 318d

Was more of a joke, because yes the popped out tile separators show that this happened recently and with lots of force. I was thinking of the way sidewalks often look like this because of tree roots.

primrosepathspeedrun@anarchist.nexus · 8 pts · 318d

I just step over it. I don't see the problem.

MML@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 317d

I'm pretty sure this was caused by the material expanding too much on a fresh install, that's why there's the white spacers in the pic, as to why it expanded so much I don't know

brosaph@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 318d

Daddy where do sheds come from?

Well, son.......

ThePantser@sh.itjust.works · 20 pts · 318d (1 reply)

Telltale ❤️

The dead guy under the floor wants to talk.

Bonus@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 318d

Dead guy? What dead guy?

the_q@lemmy.zip · 18 pts · 318d (1 reply)

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homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 318d

♥️

marcos@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 318d (1 reply)

Tremors

PattyMcB@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 318d

Came here for this. Thank you

iAvicenna@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 317d

edgemaster72@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 318d

Spiciest pillow

Maven@lemmy.zip · 13 pts · 318d (1 reply)

House is pregnant

ColdSideOfYourPillow@piefed.social · 8 pts · 317d

this vexes me

scytale@piefed.zip · 12 pts · 318d

This happened to me at my old condo. Apparently the original tiles had very little “adhesive” (or whatever you call that concrete mix to make them stick) so when one piece finally detached, it caused a chain reaction and lifted the surrounding tiles. I was in the bathroom and legit thought my living room was about to cave in the way it sounded. And this was at the 15th floor of a high rise.

Bonus@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 318d (5 replies)

Did ~~anyone~~ any of the inhabitants survive after this entire building failed catastrophically?

Buddahriffic@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 318d (3 replies)

I'm still alive and I can see some people going about their day out my window, so yes, there were survivors.

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 318d (1 reply)

"There were no survivors."

"Then how am I reading this and how are you reporting it? Huh? HUH??"

Bonus@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 317d

We all see dead people

Bonus@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 317d

I see what I did wrong there now.

funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 317d

the whole Navidson family except for the brother and those climbing guys, but arguably they killed each other.

sirico@feddit.uk · 10 pts · 318d

Mole people

BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 317d (3 replies)

I think my house is pregernet??

perry@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 317d (2 replies)

Pregananat?

BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 317d (1 reply)

Dangerops pregrent sex, will it hurt baby top of his head?

Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 317d

Is house pargent?

diemartin@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 318d (1 reply)

Men will literally fuck anything

UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 317d

I wish women would 🙁

SurfinBird@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 318d (2 replies)

The wooden door on the dish washer? There can be no explanation.

beccaboben@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 317d (1 reply)

At first I was like, how fancy, they’ve matched their dishwasher to their cabinets. Then I saw the handle, and now I need answers.

ryedaft@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 316d

I'm guessing that they are idiots and wanted a dishwasher with the same front as the rest of the kitchen but bought one with controls on the front instead of inside. So they mounted a front only on the lowest bit. And then because idiots (as mentioned before) they also added a handle.

waigl@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 318d

Something is compressing this house sideways. The tiles have no give, so the floor with them bulges up.

Triumph@fedia.io · 7 pts · 318d

That's a water leak.

devfuuu@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 317d

Probably capitalism.

Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 317d

It's water is going to break any day now.

nieceandtows@programming.dev · 4 pts · 317d

When earth and water love each other very much...

zaphod@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 318d (1 reply)

Poke it.