"You remind me of Buddy. He gets that same look in his eye, right when he finds the right spot to take a dump. You're gonna go far, kid, we're taking you to the park after this!"
You can generally tell how well a push has gone by looking at your phone at 9pm on the Friday nights.
If there's no missed calls, it's gone well.
If there's two or three figures worth of missed calls, then it's gone really well and it's just been people wanting to congratulate you on how well it's gone.
In the first half I was thinking there's no way this would actually be said by anyone in a company, how could this even make sense, then you got me in the last line, thst would actually be said by someone in a company.
There’s no such thing as a junior dev. I remember looking at the job listings at some huge company. Like 5-7 years ago. They had dozens and dozens of senior dev positions and that was it.
That’s the joke, yes. Thank you for explaining it. One problem is that software development is not a real profession, so it’s a free for all nightmare.
Also, it’s not once in a while; I’m telling you that I’ve seen trillions of senior positions and a handful of junior or trainee positions.
16 Comments
Rose_Thorne@lemmy.zip · 61 pts · 339d
"You remind me of Buddy. He gets that same look in his eye, right when he finds the right spot to take a dump. You're gonna go far, kid, we're taking you to the park after this!"
four@lemmy.zip · 30 pts · 339d
Junior dev shat their pants.
That's like a rite of passage
LillyPip@lemmy.ca · 30 pts · 339d
Just maintain eye contact whilst you drop trou and shit in your chair. It’s a sign of solidarity and the least you can do.
TallonMetroid@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 339d
You guys do production deployments during office hours?
ksh@aussie.zone · 35 pts · 339d
Only on a Friday after 4:59pm
PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk · 36 pts · 339d
You can generally tell how well a push has gone by looking at your phone at 9pm on the Friday nights.
If there's no missed calls, it's gone well.
If there's two or three figures worth of missed calls, then it's gone really well and it's just been people wanting to congratulate you on how well it's gone.
Either way, a Monday task.
kossa@feddit.org · 15 pts · 339d
"The desire of the IT staff to have a free weekend motivates for less buggy code. That is why we deploy friday afternoon"
Some economist probably.
explodicle@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 339d
Lifter@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 337d
So, never?
explodicle@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 336d
Szyler@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 339d
In the first half I was thinking there's no way this would actually be said by anyone in a company, how could this even make sense, then you got me in the last line, thst would actually be said by someone in a company.
buttnugget@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 339d
There’s no such thing as a junior dev. I remember looking at the job listings at some huge company. Like 5-7 years ago. They had dozens and dozens of senior dev positions and that was it.
Magnum@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 339d
buttnugget@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 339d
That’s the joke, yes. Thank you for explaining it. One problem is that software development is not a real profession, so it’s a free for all nightmare.
Also, it’s not once in a while; I’m telling you that I’ve seen trillions of senior positions and a handful of junior or trainee positions.
Magnum@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 339d
buttnugget@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 339d
Your comment makes no sense.
Magnum@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 0 pts · 339d
RogueBanana@piefed.zip · 8 pts · 339d
It's a shit joke but damn it's funny
Karryp_17@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 339d
😂 That’s hilarious but also kinda true if you think about it. Do you reckon memes sometimes capture reality better than news headlines?