I pulled my chud brother-in-law for the family Secret Santa. What should I get him?

I'm thinking a Charlie Kirk Chia pet and a Capri Sun

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florencia@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 30 pts · 318d (2 replies)

"Thanks Obama" coffee mug

Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de · 8 pts · 318d (1 reply)

Do they make one with the reverse side "I did this" Biden pointing?

florencia@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 318d

"Release the pizzagate files"

gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 318d

Get him a Hollow Point USA T-Shirt :D

plyth@feddit.org · 13 pts · 317d

Ask your sister what he likes. If you choose war you cannot convince him to change his ways.

hddsx@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 318d (10 replies)

What’s a chud?

nocturne@slrpnk.net · 28 pts · 318d (2 replies)

Chud is a slang term used online to refer to people who are considered far from socially normal and unpleasant to be around. The term, undergoing slight changes in its meaning over the decades, has maintained its usage as an offensive and negatively connotated word. Starting in 2020, the term spawned the Chudjak, Avatar Chud, and GigaChud memes as it was increasingly connected with the alt-right.

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/chud

hddsx@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 318d (1 reply)

Sounds like they made a term for wannabe but failed chads

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 317d

Chud is the present term of Chad.

This Chad will one day be a Chud.

BreadOven@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 318d

Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers. Also what the other person posted.

AfricanExpansionist@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 318d

You already know, I promise

owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 318d (4 replies)

Back in my day, it referred to a penis that is wider than it is long. Today it refers to something far less pleasant (ultra right-winger).

Screen_Shatter@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 317d (3 replies)

I thought that was a chode

owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 317d (2 replies)

A regional dialect, maybe?

redhorsejacket@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 317d (1 reply)

It's an Albany expression.

owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 317d

Ah, that makes sense. I'm from Utica.

cypherpunks@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 317d

if he and your sister^[i guess i can assume your sibling's gender here] are people you plan to continue to maintain contact with, you should aim for something that will be conducive to improving your relationship with them rather than further deteriorating it. and if they aren't, then nothing.

actionjbone@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 318d (2 replies)

A box o' dildos

HubertManne@piefed.social · 0 pts · 317d (1 reply)

I feel those should be packaged in a bag and be edible.

actionjbone@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 317d

All dildos are edible if you're hungry enough.

calidris@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 317d

mathemachristian@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 318d

Ornamental Charlie Kirk Memorial Fountain

knightly@pawb.social · 4 pts · 317d

Make a donation in his name to a trans youth charity.

HazardousBanjo@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 317d

Unironically I wish those of us who haven't socially isolated from our MAGA cunt relatives could do so.

I cut my parents out fully from my life and my mental health is much better as a result.

sirboozebum@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 317d

A dildo

Raiderkev@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 317d

Ok I think I got it. Turning Point is giving away a free hat with any donation. Make a $1 donation and give him the Chud hat.

It'll cost TPUSA more than a dollar to ship you the hat so you're making them lose out too. Fair warning, I haven't vetted this link. I got an ad for it on facebitch and remembered your post and came back here. 90% sure it's legit. Would still use a ghost card and give ideally give them an address that's not actually mine that I had access to to get the hat so they don't put me on a mailing list.

https://secure.anedot.com/turning-point-usa/tpusa47hat

HubertManne@piefed.social · 2 pts · 317d

religious?

bradorsomething@ttrpg.network · 2 pts · 317d

Trump body pillow.

frightful_hobgoblin@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 317d

Das Kapital in the original German

BreadOven@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 317d

Does the Chia pet have a convenient drainage hole in the neck? If not, missed opportunity.

Maybe a bar of soap, deodorant, and toothpaste/toothbrush? C.H.U.D.S. can probably benefit from some hygiene products.

Tramort@programming.dev · 2 pts · 317d (1 reply)

get him some bootstraps so he can get his own present

bountygiver@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 317d

This, except I wouldn't leave a passive aggressive note about getting his own presents, but wishing success and hope this helps instead.

Formfiller@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 317d (1 reply)

This painting is good too. I paint I’d be willing to replicate it for you jk

yermaw@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 317d

Fridge magnet

Formfiller@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 317d (2 replies)

CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 317d (1 reply)

I mean, Trump as Rambo is a popular thing. Are we sure he wouldn't just like this?

Pieplup@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 315d

doesn't this come from the trump camp. I kno he released ai art of him with a red lightsaber not sure if this is the photo

daggermoon@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 317d (1 reply)

The Quran

Oberyn@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 317d

Charlie's already being made into chia pet ❔️❔️❔️❔️ wat