My friend and I have been saying for years that we don't wish death upon him, we wish utter humiliation. We want him to trip and shit himself while he's walking on stage in full view of the cameras and audience.
On his death bed, he will believe he's dying with dignity. But if he rips his Depends on stage, he's gonna lose his mind.
Oh god, if he somehow lost his voice and use of his hands, but was otherwise conscious that would be ideal. Suffering in silence like he caused for so many
Can we go for the good old fashioned lightning strike option? Nothing quite like an evil man being killed in a way indistinguishable from being smote by the wrath of an angry god.
Basically, the government has created a system of automated tax payments and harsh punishments for not paying, and the only way to successfully withhold your taxes is to do it in an organized fashion with a big enough support group that can cover you when the feds come knocking.
File a new W4 with your employer. From the instructions:
Complete Form W-4 so that your employer can withhold the
correct federal income tax from your pay. If too little is withheld,
you will generally owe tax when you file your tax return and may
owe a penalty. If too much is withheld, you will generally be due
a refund.
If you feel the correct withholding is "$0.00", W4 is how you tell your employer to not withhold anything for taxes.
You can only do that if you had no tax liability the previous year. If you try, your employer will likely kick it back for you to fix, or the IRS will send them a letter telling them to fix it.
If I'm not going to have a tax liability this year, I don't have to allow withholding this year. Last year's tax liability is irrelevant to the issue. There is nothing in the tax code that requires me to loan money to the IRS that I know they will just have to return to me later.
The reason not to do this is the additional penalty they will assess if my tax liability this year isn't actually zero.
An employee can also use Form W-4 to tell you not to withhold any federal income tax. To qualify for this exempt status, the employee must have had no tax liability for the previous year and must expect to have no tax liability for the current year.
Pretty sure the term was invented in Minority Report as a legal gray area where it's in many way immoral to prevent crime by arresting people before they commit anything. It's literally a real life example of the Torment Nexus meme.
You'll have to do more than that to not get iced in the future for the political opinions who've already expressed and are all recorded in data centers. When they decide what you've already been recorded expressing is a crime, they'll come for you too.
It was part of his plan to address “domestic terrorism.” Also don’t forget, Kathy Hochul preceded Trump in sending in the national guard to “fight crime” despite every statistic showing a drop in violent crime.
We are not only at war with Trump and the GOP, but the entire political class.
As defined by the FBI and DHS, anarchist violent extremism encompasses the potentially unlawful use or threat of force or violence in furtherance of an anti-government or anti-authority violent extremist ideology that considers capitalism and centralized government to be unnecessary and oppressive.
Work backwards from that: if you're a leftist who considers capitalism to be oppressive, and you "threaten" to use your force (applying pressure, withholding labor, explicitly not violence as implied by "force or violence) to challenge government authority, congratulations, you're an anarchist violent criminal!
The document includes just one mention of “anarchist violent extremists” — the term the FBI uses when describing terror threats from people who view “capitalism and centralized government to be unnecessary and oppressive,” according to a May 2021 threat assessment.
But in congressional hearings, FBI Director Christopher Wray — who Biden chose to keep in place, restoring a tradition Trump broke — has extensively discussed the bureau’s work investigating people in that category.
“Antifa is a real thing,” Wray added at that hearing. “It’s not a group or an organization, it’s a movement or an ideology, maybe one way of thinking of it, and we have quite a number — and I’ve said this consistently since my first time appearing before this committee — we have any number of properly predicated investigations into what we would describe as violent anarchist extremists. Some of those individuals self-identify with antifa.”
I took that to mean anarchists, since they specifically call them "anarchist violent extremists" but I suppose that's an appropriately disingenuous take from the likes of Wray.
I mean, I believe a heavily regulated form of capitalism can work and be beneficial to all, but America is nowhere near having that kind of capitalism. We're spiraling off in the total opposite direction.
"Pre-Crime"? This dumb mother fucker has watched Minority Report too many times. Try arresting someone for a future crime, the arrest is illegal and can legally be fought with force ... this means no resist charges and the like. IMO, no real police officer would try it ... that leaves "ice" to get smashed up.
58 Comments
ThePantser@sh.itjust.works · 185 pts · 324d
Just die already
the_q@lemmy.zip · 82 pts · 324d
glimse@lemmy.world · 55 pts · 324d
My friend and I have been saying for years that we don't wish death upon him, we wish utter humiliation. We want him to trip and shit himself while he's walking on stage in full view of the cameras and audience.
On his death bed, he will believe he's dying with dignity. But if he rips his Depends on stage, he's gonna lose his mind.
ZephyrXero@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 324d
Oh god, if he somehow lost his voice and use of his hands, but was otherwise conscious that would be ideal. Suffering in silence like he caused for so many
Mynameisallen@lemmy.zip · 12 pts · 324d
I want him to die humiliated and in a gallow
WoodScientist@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 324d
Can we go for the good old fashioned lightning strike option? Nothing quite like an evil man being killed in a way indistinguishable from being smote by the wrath of an angry god.
edgemaster72@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 324d
Far quicker than he deserves, but you are right about the flashiness of it
DrFistington@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 324d
Nah, falling down stairs town screaming and crying like a bitch would be funnier
ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 324d
In all likelihood they'd promptly revere their spattered articles of clothing as holy relics.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 324d
That is not dead which can eternal lie
And with strange aeons even death may die
Marshezezz@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 60 pts · 324d
cmbabul@slrpnk.net · 9 pts · 324d
Serious question, best way to stop paying income taxes?
Marshezezz@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 18 pts · 324d
3abas@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 323d
Basically, the government has created a system of automated tax payments and harsh punishments for not paying, and the only way to successfully withhold your taxes is to do it in an organized fashion with a big enough support group that can cover you when the feds come knocking.
Rivalarrival@lemmy.today · 8 pts · 324d
File a new W4 with your employer. From the instructions:
If you feel the correct withholding is "$0.00", W4 is how you tell your employer to not withhold anything for taxes.
village604@adultswim.fan · 9 pts · 324d
You can only do that if you had no tax liability the previous year. If you try, your employer will likely kick it back for you to fix, or the IRS will send them a letter telling them to fix it.
Rivalarrival@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 324d
Plenty of reasons why you'd have no tax liability in a particular year.
village604@adultswim.fan · 3 pts · 324d
Yes, but you have to have had none the previous year to claim the tax exempt status that lets you avoid any withholding.
Rivalarrival@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 324d
Horseshit.
If I'm not going to have a tax liability this year, I don't have to allow withholding this year. Last year's tax liability is irrelevant to the issue. There is nothing in the tax code that requires me to loan money to the IRS that I know they will just have to return to me later.
The reason not to do this is the additional penalty they will assess if my tax liability this year isn't actually zero.
village604@adultswim.fan · 2 pts · 323d
https://www.irs.gov/taxtopics/tc753
I'm not sure why you thought I was making this up.
shalafi@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 324d
Not sure you can put 0, but you can stack all the exemptions you please.
Crozekiel@lemmy.zip · 53 pts · 324d
What even is "Political Pre-Crime"??
rustydrd@sh.itjust.works · 66 pts · 324d
I think I read about it in a book once, where it was called "wrongthink".
Frozengyro@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 324d
This is starting to sound double plus un good.
peoplebeproblems@midwest.social · 6 pts · 324d
See that's not how you spell it in "wrongthink"
It's ++nogood
Because no is really un, they are pronounced identically and you didn't know that because you aren't as cool as Prez
ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip · 15 pts · 323d
Pretty sure the term was invented in Minority Report as a legal gray area where it's in many way immoral to prevent crime by arresting people before they commit anything. It's literally a real life example of the Torment Nexus meme.
minorkeys@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 323d
It's an excuse to violently subjugate opposition.
wizbiz@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 322d
Thought crime
RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com · 41 pts · 324d
He looks like he aged another 10 years since he got elected. Being a hateful shit does that.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 20 pts · 324d
Every president has aged prematurely. I guess being incredibly lazy doesn't change that.
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one · 3 pts · 323d
Hate ages you however sadly it doesn't lead to an early death.
betanumerus@lemmy.ca · 39 pts · 324d
Duamerthrax@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 324d
and past
ICastFist@programming.dev · 7 pts · 323d
The perpetual criminal
minorkeys@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 323d
You'll have to do more than that to not get iced in the future for the political opinions who've already expressed and are all recorded in data centers. When they decide what you've already been recorded expressing is a crime, they'll come for you too.
betanumerus@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 322d
MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 324d
That means that he's libel whenever and wherever a capitalist can show that his policies harm profits.
frustrated@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 324d
He can drink a cup of my pre-cum.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 10 pts · 323d
Don't waste something so precious on him!
SethTaylor@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 323d
Damn... now that's a compliment! Y'all know each other?
lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 323d
Frustrated person meets The World's Dumbest Man!
sunzu2@thebrainbin.org · 20 pts · 324d
Rentlar@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 324d
You won't find me stepping foot in the US while it is ruled by stupidity.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 324d
You're gonna have to be more specific, this covers our whole history.
ayyy@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 324d
Well the good news is that gitmo is not on us soil, it is in forcibly occupied territory!
fossilesque@mander.xyz · 5 pts · 324d
surph_ninja@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 324d
If y’all think the Democrats will reverse this, remember that they classified anti-capitalism as extremism under Biden.
edible_funk@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 324d
Know where I can find out more about that?
surph_ninja@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 324d
It was part of his plan to address “domestic terrorism.” Also don’t forget, Kathy Hochul preceded Trump in sending in the national guard to “fight crime” despite every statistic showing a drop in violent crime.
We are not only at war with Trump and the GOP, but the entire political class.
https://www.aclu.org/news/national-security/bidens-domestic-terrorism-strategy-entrenches-bias-and-harmful-law-enforcement-power
https://www.politico.com/news/2021/07/22/biden-domestic-terrorism-strategy-has-activists-in-the-crosshairs-500478
edible_funk@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 324d
Neither of those articles mention anti-capitalism.
3abas@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 323d
Try to do more than just cntrl+F.
Work backwards from that: if you're a leftist who considers capitalism to be oppressive, and you "threaten" to use your force (applying pressure, withholding labor, explicitly not violence as implied by "force or violence) to challenge government authority, congratulations, you're an anarchist violent criminal!
edible_funk@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 323d
You know it tracks that Wray wouldn't be able to distinguish anti capitalism from anarchism. This is the dumbest fucking timeline.
zeezee@slrpnk.net · 8 pts · 323d
Not true?
Straight from the Politico article:
edible_funk@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 323d
I took that to mean anarchists, since they specifically call them "anarchist violent extremists" but I suppose that's an appropriately disingenuous take from the likes of Wray.
DarkFuture@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 323d
Been watching capitalism fail my entire life.
So I'm pretty anti-capitalism. Lock me up.
I mean, I believe a heavily regulated form of capitalism can work and be beneficial to all, but America is nowhere near having that kind of capitalism. We're spiraling off in the total opposite direction.
sunzu2@thebrainbin.org · 1 pts · 322d
TronBronson@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 323d
He’s the most anti-capitalist ever to grace the White House. I’m certain I can prove it!
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 323d
He’s the most anti-capitalist ever to soil the White House FTFY
Wilco@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 324d
"Pre-Crime"? This dumb mother fucker has watched Minority Report too many times. Try arresting someone for a future crime, the arrest is illegal and can legally be fought with force ... this means no resist charges and the like. IMO, no real police officer would try it ... that leaves "ice" to get smashed up.
theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 324d
Always has unofficially been just saying the quiet part out loud,
AmbientDread@midwest.social · 6 pts · 323d
His definition of anti capitalism is anything that cuts into his crooked skim off the top of whatever con he gets his greezy little fingers into.
sunzu2@thebrainbin.org · 1 pts · 322d
Corridor8031@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 322d
sunzu2@thebrainbin.org · 1 pts · 322d
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 323d
Must've watched that rerun of minority report a couple weeks ago
very_well_lost@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 324d
Trump is pre, peri and post-criminal.