c/science_memes · by fossilesque@mander.xyz · 305dAn apple a day, ... Ah well, fuck it. 219 points · 39 comments · view on lemmy.world
39 Comments
Naich@lemmings.world · 115 pts · 305d
You mean I have to abstain for the other 3 weeks?
cRazi_man@europe.pub · 52 pts · 305d
No, keep going. Then you'll have negative cancer. Doctors call it anti-cancer.
Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 305d
So you're saying it stacks? Dang!
bleistift2@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 305d
A capricorn?
psud@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 303d
That's a minimum, not a limit
dohpaz42@lemmy.world · 61 pts · 305d
Sigh.
**unzips**
Fuck cancer. Right in the hand!ScrambledEggs@lazysoci.al · 17 pts · 305d
In the right hand?
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 305d
Never use the wrong hand
Lemminary@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 305d
But it feels like someone else is doing it...
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 305d
So sorry about your hand cancer.
Erasmus@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 305d
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org · 33 pts · 305d
How many times to avoid cancer completely?
blackbrook@mander.xyz · 29 pts · 305d
However many is fatal.
hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 27 pts · 305d
42 times a day if I recall correctly
Edit: remembered correctly
https://theboxhouston.com/8586872/brazilian-teenager-dies-after-masturbating-42-times-without-stopping/
rikudou@lemmings.world · 13 pts · 305d
I too am impartial to the texture physics of women I date.
hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 305d
I prefer rough, approximately 80grit women
rikudou@lemmings.world · 5 pts · 305d
One would hope only on the exterior, because otherwise... Ouch.
PennyRoyal@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 305d
The ol’ sandpaper fleshlight
psud@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 303d
I feel like it means he's happy with a pretty sprite
antsu@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 305d
CAMI or FEPA? (tiny difference, I know).
hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 305d
I'm European, so FEPA probably though I don't really know
pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 pts · 305d
How did they count though...
blackbrook@mander.xyz · 3 pts · 305d
"regardless of texture physics..." If I had been drinking milk when I read that, it would definitely have come out my nose!
pageflight@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 305d
Summary of studies for anyone interested.
davidagain@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 305d
So the correlation is strongest for ejaculations whilst young - the more you nut when young, the less cancer you get when older (although the correlation is still there later in life).
So, boys, crank 'em out. Crank 'em out as much as you can.
ScrambledEggs@lazysoci.al · 18 pts · 305d
Rookie numbers
notsosure@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 305d
Exactly 21 times or <21 or >21? Asking for a friend.
psud@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 303d
At least 21 times. It was found that not ejaculating often increased the risk of prostate cancer. Really a use it or lose it type of thing
notsosure@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 302d
Shit back to work.
crazycraw@crazypeople.online · 13 pts · 305d
fucking apples to death is the next hit single off my upcumming album, blasting off with ejaculation jack
the_q@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 305d
IcyToes@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 305d
I'm doing my part!
dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 305d
I choose to believe that you're getting 1 guy a day to 21 every day of the month.
Xanthrax@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 305d
Am I the only one who jacks off to sleep?
Yazer@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 305d
Fyi, you spelt sheep wrong
Xanthrax@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 305d
I didn't attend a Trump rally, I'm all good.
Lemminary@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 305d
No, I used to be in that phase but things change
notsosure@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 305d
Yes that’s pretty unique.
Xanthrax@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 305d
Damn, I just cum and pass out if it's just me. Partner gets after care, I get "zzz"s.
latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 305d
Check.
Codpiece@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 305d
Why has she got one normal hand and one vampire hand????