An apple a day, ... Ah well, fuck it.

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Naich@lemmings.world · 115 pts · 305d (4 replies)

You mean I have to abstain for the other 3 weeks?

cRazi_man@europe.pub · 52 pts · 305d (2 replies)

No, keep going. Then you'll have negative cancer. Doctors call it anti-cancer.

Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 305d

So you're saying it stacks? Dang!

bleistift2@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 305d

A capricorn?

psud@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 303d

That's a minimum, not a limit

dohpaz42@lemmy.world · 61 pts · 305d (4 replies)

Sigh.

**unzips**

Fuck cancer. Right in the hand!

ScrambledEggs@lazysoci.al · 17 pts · 305d (2 replies)

In the right hand?

lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 305d (1 reply)

Never use the wrong hand

Lemminary@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 305d

But it feels like someone else is doing it...

smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 305d

So sorry about your hand cancer.

Erasmus@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 305d
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wesker@lemmy.sdf.org · 33 pts · 305d (11 replies)

How many times to avoid cancer completely?

blackbrook@mander.xyz · 29 pts · 305d (10 replies)

However many is fatal.

hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 27 pts · 305d (9 replies)
rikudou@lemmings.world · 13 pts · 305d (6 replies)

he was attracted to all kind of women, regardless of texture physics

I too am impartial to the texture physics of women I date.

hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 305d (5 replies)

I prefer rough, approximately 80grit women

rikudou@lemmings.world · 5 pts · 305d (1 reply)

One would hope only on the exterior, because otherwise... Ouch.

PennyRoyal@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 305d

The ol’ sandpaper fleshlight

psud@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 303d

I feel like it means he's happy with a pretty sprite

antsu@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 305d (1 reply)

CAMI or FEPA? (tiny difference, I know).

hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 305d

I'm European, so FEPA probably though I don't really know

pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 pts · 305d

How did they count though...

blackbrook@mander.xyz · 3 pts · 305d

"regardless of texture physics..." If I had been drinking milk when I read that, it would definitely have come out my nose!

pageflight@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 305d (1 reply)

Summary of studies for anyone interested.

davidagain@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 305d

So the correlation is strongest for ejaculations whilst young - the more you nut when young, the less cancer you get when older (although the correlation is still there later in life).

So, boys, crank 'em out. Crank 'em out as much as you can.

ScrambledEggs@lazysoci.al · 18 pts · 305d

Rookie numbers

notsosure@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 305d (2 replies)

Exactly 21 times or <21 or >21? Asking for a friend.

psud@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 303d (1 reply)

At least 21 times. It was found that not ejaculating often increased the risk of prostate cancer. Really a use it or lose it type of thing

notsosure@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 302d

Shit back to work.

crazycraw@crazypeople.online · 13 pts · 305d

fucking apples to death is the next hit single off my upcumming album, blasting off with ejaculation jack

the_q@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 305d
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IcyToes@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 305d (1 reply)

I'm doing my part!

dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 305d

I choose to believe that you're getting 1 guy a day to 21 every day of the month.

Xanthrax@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 305d (5 replies)

Am I the only one who jacks off to sleep?

Yazer@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 305d (1 reply)

Fyi, you spelt sheep wrong

Xanthrax@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 305d

I didn't attend a Trump rally, I'm all good.

Lemminary@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 305d

No, I used to be in that phase but things change

notsosure@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 305d (1 reply)

Yes that’s pretty unique.

Xanthrax@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 305d

Damn, I just cum and pass out if it's just me. Partner gets after care, I get "zzz"s.

latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 305d

Check.

Codpiece@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 305d

Why has she got one normal hand and one vampire hand????