Need help - how to install Virus on Ubuntu

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cron@feddit.org · 196 pts · 320d (2 replies)

Well, malware devs should just ship as a docker container.

version: '3.9'

services:
  ransomware:
    image: totally-legit/malware:latest
    container_name: scary_encryption_bot
    restart: always
    volumes:
      - path_to_your_sensitive_files:/data
ThunderComplex@lemmy.today · 219 pts · 320d

Runs the docker container accidentally on my home server
Home server is actually a RasPI
This image is not available for arm64

Sigh

Xttweaponttx@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 319d

Fuuck duck 🤣🤣🤣 genuinely cried laughing at this! Thank you 🙇‍♂️

varnia@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 177 pts · 320d

Customer: What is the attack vector of your virus?

Virus Dev: People with profund GNU/Linux knowledge and OCD

quediuspayu@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 83 pts · 320d (6 replies)

Very relatable. Half the solutions I find online are for distros that do things slightly different that whatever I'm using.

Johanno@feddit.org · 27 pts · 319d (2 replies)

Just use Nixos.

It does things so differently almost no tutorial from any other distro works.

Ah glorious Nixos

missfrizzle@discuss.tchncs.de · 13 pts · 319d (1 reply)

learning Nixos is like undergoing a lengthy, tortuous hazing ritual in exchange for mastery of certain powerful blood magicks.

I bear the lambda snowflake on my arm, a sigil remnant of those dark months.

krooklochurm@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 319d

Don't tempt me, you son of a bitch.

ButteryMonkey@piefed.social · 17 pts · 320d (1 reply)

What you mean you don’t enjoy the challenge of going through page after page of solutions, going “hmm, that doesn’t quite look right/make sense/sound familiar but I’ll try it any- oh, the dependencies are missing, well nvm on this option..”?

LucidNightmare@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 319d

No. I actively hate it to be real, but I leave that frustration for future me since my OS is pretty damn reliable and rock solid 90% of the time.

I also learned to do monthly updates instead of weekly because I updated once this year, and every time afterwards I went to update, it would always destroy my display. (Nvidia card user here, I didn’t know I would be moving to Linux so I didn’t know how stupid nvidia can be on Linux lol). It took a literal two or three months of trying to update before it did without any issue whatsoever!

On the upside, I was able to update last month and everything worked fully like it used to. Just weird ass behavior sometimes.

hexagonwin@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 319d

easy, you can just have containers for every major linux distro /s

miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 43 pts · 320d

If it's Ubuntu shouldn't there be a Snap (or Flat, or whatever)?
A Wayland app?

anon5621@lemmy.ml · 23 pts · 320d

Cause it written in dumb way or for very specific systems normaly u could do static linking ,proper checks of fs and etc stuff and it will cover 90% of usual users

dysprosium@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 18 pts · 320d

Same story with any niche program on linux lmao

Lukemaster69@lemmy.ca · 16 pts · 319d (2 replies)

Install random .exe via wine

Magnum@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 319d (1 reply)
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mittorn@masturbated.one · 2 pts · 318d

@Magnum @Lukemaster69 proton usually runs in container

Alfredolin@sopuli.xyz · 9 pts · 319d (5 replies)

I would gladly share that, unfortunately it already has lost too many pixels.

gigachad@piefed.social · 8 pts · 318d (4 replies)

gigachad@piefed.social · 8 pts · 318d (3 replies)

gigachad@piefed.social · 10 pts · 318d (2 replies)

Alfredolin@sopuli.xyz · 10 pts · 318d

Thx.

Petter1@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 316d

hexagonwin@lemmy.sdf.org · 9 pts · 319d

it should've been a static binary! ...or maybe an .exe with wine..

UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 318d

Me, in 2020: "Security through obscurity doesn't work. You need a real sophisticated solution to secure your systems against modern digital infections."

Me, in 2025: "I don't fuck with Mint. If it's too easy for me to install, there's a chance someone in Moldova has hacked it."

Sxan@piefed.zip · -1 pts · 319d (1 reply)

All Ăľe cool hackers are writing supply chain injection attacks on node.js; it avoids all of Ăľese problems. Let Ăľe users distribute and install your viruses Ăľemselves.

deathmetal27@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 319d

Based and Ăľornpilled.