Too lazy to code currently

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18 Comments

Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works · 104 pts · 344d (3 replies)

Have you considered being born with a trust fund?

floofloof@lemmy.ca · 57 pts · 344d (1 reply)

It's really shocking that the poors are too stupid to try this. Clearly the rich are smarter and deserve their riches.

WanderingThoughts@europe.pub · 20 pts · 344d

The money doom loop:

The rich are that rich because they are competent. Because they are so competent we better listen to them and give them what they want. They want money, and so we make them richer.

onlinepersona@programming.dev · 16 pts · 344d

Or just stop being poor. Or win the lottery. Or marry rich. Or just be successful.

Clearly OP hasn't worked hard enough.

rainbowbunny@slrpnk.net · 18 pts · 344d

Landlords be like

sgibson5150@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 18 pts · 343d

Please report back if you come up with anything.

csm10495@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 344d (1 reply)

If you buy every single combination of numbers for the lotto, you can't lose.

vane@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 343d

If you do it twice you have 200% chance to win

medem@lemmy.wtf · 12 pts · 343d

I'm very proud of you, for that simply means that you don't want to become a modern slave, and therefore, that your brain still works.

TheBat@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 344d (1 reply)
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TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 343d

You gotta market yourself like 4 hours a day at least.

It's hard being in the feet finder trenches

BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 344d (2 replies)

There's always fraud...

cRazi_man@europe.pub · 5 pts · 344d (1 reply)

The secret ingredient.....is crime.

psud@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 340d

That sounds like work

b0ber@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 342d

Just one more app and that's it trust me bro

PriorityMotif@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 344d

!flipping@lemmy.world

chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 344d

Pick an idea and roll with it, most of them won't work, but the only way to find out what will is experience since nobody is going to tell you the truth about money making methods.

Kyle_The_G@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 344d

wallstreet bets whispers in greek...

shalafi@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 344d

I could make a living just buying and reselling junk, plus picking stuff off the road. Just don't have the discipline to hit it like a real job.