Beards are technically face pubes

You're welcome.

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39 Comments

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 78 pts · 320d (7 replies)

Counter-argument: Pubes are just crotch beards.

MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io · 18 pts · 319d (3 replies)

Agreed. “Pube” is short for “pubic hair”.

The face is not a pubis

Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 319d (2 replies)

But the hair comes in due to puberty.

Ascend910@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 318d (1 reply)

No

Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 318d
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ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 320d

You've got your arm pit hair, your face pit hair, and your crotch pit hair. It's just pit hair all around.

abbadon420@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 320d

I like this one better

Nollij@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 319d

As evidenced by the term "bearded clam"

dumbass@aussie.zone · 55 pts · 320d (12 replies)

Lips are technically your asshole.

Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone · 42 pts · 320d (11 replies)

Yeah i love reminding my wife we are one butthole to butthole tube when we kiss.

She on the other hand hates being reminded

latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 24 pts · 320d (1 reply)

Hmmm... I wonder, would a vacuum be created if you both started farting?:-?

Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone · 13 pts · 320d

Get stuck together, what a risky idea haha.

LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 320d (7 replies)

I saw something the other day where they were discussing how if frodo swallowed the ring he wouldn't disappear because it is outside of him. As in your intestines and stomach are "outside your body" as they are essentially a tube feeding all the way through you. This reminded me of that for whatever reason.

Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone · 7 pts · 320d

Great way to smuggle it to Mordor. In the prison pocket

What's it gots in it's prison poketses precious

meekah@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 319d (3 replies)

As the ring passes through his intestines, surely some poop will get inside the ring. Does the poop inside Frodo turn invisible then?

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 319d (2 replies)

Does the poop inside Frodo turn invisible

Ah, the age-old question that has been dogging all of science for centuries!

LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 319d (1 reply)

Can excrement weild the ring of power. Welcome to BuzzFeed where we've assembled 30 random people to figure out if it's possible.

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 319d

I don't know about the RING of power, but excrement can clearly wield the offices of power 🤷

village604@adultswim.fan · 1 pts · 319d (1 reply)

But the ring isn't inside you when you wear it on your hand.

The ring being inside/outside of you doesn't affect the ring's properties; it's whether you're inside or outside the ring.

LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 319d

Yes, the ring has to encompass part of you. Being that the ring is in a tube that is "outside you" it never would be encompassing you. Unless it got stuck somewhere and wrapped around your intestines

AmidFuror@fedia.io · 5 pts · 319d

))<>(( Forever.

TheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world · 44 pts · 320d (4 replies)

If your face is technically your pubic area then yes, you are correct. But I don't think that may be true for a few people.

TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip · 13 pts · 320d (2 replies)

What about those who are described as a “dickhead”?

Test_Tickles@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 318d (1 reply)

Nice face pubes, dickhead!

I now have a new insult ready and loaded.

XiELEd@piefed.social · 2 pts · 316d

I am stealing that too

porous_grey_matter@lemmy.ml · -3 pts · 319d

Nah, it's from it developing in puberty

latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 21 pts · 320d (1 reply)

Honestly, as a penis owner, "dick beard" sounds worse than "face pubes":-?

Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone · 11 pts · 320d

Hahaha fucking dick beards

It's like neck beard but for cunts

FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 319d (2 replies)

Pubes are technically pubic beards

OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 319d

Crotch beards

Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 319d

Except it's on my balls

monogram@feddit.nl · 8 pts · 320d (3 replies)
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Whirling_Cloudburst@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 320d (2 replies)
monogram@feddit.nl · 12 pts · 320d (1 reply)
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latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 320d

My face is an unholy place of gluttony and fornication...

javasux@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 320d (1 reply)

You say that like it's a bad thing

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 320d

I don't personally think so 🤷

illi@piefed.social · 4 pts · 320d (1 reply)

Username checks out

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 320d

So do the face pubes 😁

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 318d

theres a joke going around that musk cant grow facial hair, so when he did, it looks like had pubes transplanted to his face and scalp.

RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 318d

And my face is a Seventies centerfold.

Worthess@discuss.online · 2 pts · 319d

Interesting.. so everybody with curly pubes have curly hair?