I saw something the other day where they were discussing how if frodo swallowed the ring he wouldn't disappear because it is outside of him. As in your intestines and stomach are "outside your body" as they are essentially a tube feeding all the way through you. This reminded me of that for whatever reason.
Yes, the ring has to encompass part of you. Being that the ring is in a tube that is "outside you" it never would be encompassing you. Unless it got stuck somewhere and wrapped around your intestines
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Kolanaki@pawb.social · 78 pts · 320d
Counter-argument: Pubes are just crotch beards.
MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io · 18 pts · 319d
Agreed. “Pube” is short for “pubic hair”.
The face is not a pubis
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 319d
But the hair comes in due to puberty.
Ascend910@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 318d
No
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 318d
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 320d
You've got your arm pit hair, your face pit hair, and your crotch pit hair. It's just pit hair all around.
abbadon420@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 320d
I like this one better
Nollij@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 319d
As evidenced by the term "bearded clam"
dumbass@aussie.zone · 55 pts · 320d
Lips are technically your asshole.
Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone · 42 pts · 320d
Yeah i love reminding my wife we are one butthole to butthole tube when we kiss.
She on the other hand hates being reminded
latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 24 pts · 320d
Hmmm... I wonder, would a vacuum be created if you both started farting?:-?
Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone · 13 pts · 320d
Get stuck together, what a risky idea haha.
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 320d
I saw something the other day where they were discussing how if frodo swallowed the ring he wouldn't disappear because it is outside of him. As in your intestines and stomach are "outside your body" as they are essentially a tube feeding all the way through you. This reminded me of that for whatever reason.
Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone · 7 pts · 320d
Great way to smuggle it to Mordor. In the prison pocket
What's it gots in it's prison poketses precious
meekah@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 319d
As the ring passes through his intestines, surely some poop will get inside the ring. Does the poop inside Frodo turn invisible then?
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 319d
Ah, the age-old question that has been dogging all of science for centuries!
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 319d
Can excrement weild the ring of power. Welcome to BuzzFeed where we've assembled 30 random people to figure out if it's possible.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 319d
I don't know about the RING of power, but excrement can clearly wield the offices of power 🤷
village604@adultswim.fan · 1 pts · 319d
But the ring isn't inside you when you wear it on your hand.
The ring being inside/outside of you doesn't affect the ring's properties; it's whether you're inside or outside the ring.
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 319d
Yes, the ring has to encompass part of you. Being that the ring is in a tube that is "outside you" it never would be encompassing you. Unless it got stuck somewhere and wrapped around your intestines
AmidFuror@fedia.io · 5 pts · 319d
))<>(( Forever.
TheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world · 44 pts · 320d
If your face is technically your pubic area then yes, you are correct. But I don't think that may be true for a few people.
TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip · 13 pts · 320d
What about those who are described as a “dickhead”?
Test_Tickles@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 318d
Nice face pubes, dickhead!
I now have a new insult ready and loaded.
XiELEd@piefed.social · 2 pts · 316d
I am stealing that too
porous_grey_matter@lemmy.ml · -3 pts · 319d
Nah, it's from it developing in puberty
latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 21 pts · 320d
Honestly, as a penis owner, "dick beard" sounds worse than "face pubes":-?
Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone · 11 pts · 320d
Hahaha fucking dick beards
It's like neck beard but for cunts
FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 319d
Pubes are technically pubic beards
OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 319d
Crotch beards
Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 319d
Except it's on my balls
monogram@feddit.nl · 8 pts · 320d
Whirling_Cloudburst@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 320d
Eyelash Mites
monogram@feddit.nl · 12 pts · 320d
latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 320d
My face is an unholy place of gluttony and fornication...
javasux@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 320d
You say that like it's a bad thing
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 320d
I don't personally think so 🤷
illi@piefed.social · 4 pts · 320d
Username checks out
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 320d
So do the face pubes 😁
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 318d
theres a joke going around that musk cant grow facial hair, so when he did, it looks like had pubes transplanted to his face and scalp.
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 318d
And my face is a Seventies centerfold.
Worthess@discuss.online · 2 pts · 319d
Interesting.. so everybody with curly pubes have curly hair?